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Funniest thing that's ever happened to you while on shrooms?

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[Dawn
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anyone have any funny shroom stories? i want to laugh.
Oct 14 2009 10:02PM
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T-Holt
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There have been a fair amount of shroom threads lately.
But yeah, post up people because this one's a little different.
Oct 14 2009 10:04PM
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Jamestown
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Drugs are bad, so are alcohol, cigarettes, asbestos and car crashes.
Oct 14 2009 10:30PM
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beast_coast
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DUDE. I TOOK THESE MUSHROOMS ONE TIME,
Oct 14 2009 10:57PM
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yellav
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the snozberries tasted like snozberries.
Oct 14 2009 10:58PM
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doublexl
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dude, you owe me like $300.
Oct 14 2009 10:59PM
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PeterWojnar
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Oct 14 2009 10:59PM
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walked around through the forest and my cousing killed a deer with a big rock.
Oct 14 2009 11:03PM
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[Dawn
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i loled
Oct 14 2009 11:14PM
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worst part is he tried to drag it back to the house and we had to stop him.
Oct 14 2009 11:18PM
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.Apex.
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me and my buds were fucked on shrooms playing xbox just having fun , then literally BAM we were all standing in the middle of my court non of us had any idea how we got there
Oct 14 2009 11:19PM
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NW_Rider
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Up at Kerry park in Seattle grillin balls and my friends starts freakin out and looking up higher and higher at the sky, turns out he thought the space needle was taking off. Shook his head and looked back down in relief to see it still their haha. Another buddy went to take a shit like 6 hours in and the second the turd dropped, his trip completely ended. As for me, I just do wierd stuff like hold a hanger in my hand for 5 hours and trip out to nature and lights.
Oct 14 2009 11:24PM
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fupaface
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last time I took psychedelics it was a sunday night at like 10 and i was bored so i took some acid, and i ended up leaving my house (which is in the middle of nowhere) and walking around through the aspens in the dark on a full moon, it was fucking INSANE!!!
Oct 14 2009 11:32PM
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austinvt
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i was at a party and these kids were dosing everyone. my buddy and i both got dosed. he had about 15 hits of lsd. long story short, he stabbed me in the leg with a butter knife.
Oct 14 2009 11:33PM
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m3mike02
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A select few of many crazy times had on da fungus

Split 10 chocolates between 3 people one night, one friend ended up in the parking lot under a car.. said he was hiding from the swat team or some crazy shit. we had to drag him back inside. Later that night my other buddie spent about an hour in the bathroom by himself with the lights out pitch black.. joined him for a while. that was sick. Later at some point we decided to squirt some radom chick lotion we found on other dudes back.. he was oblivious, it was a mess.  Soo... to the funny or unfunny part.. got zero sleep, had to work the next afternoon at my first job.. mr gattis. decided i could drive to work.. my friends didnt object. felt like the road was moving and the car wasnt. get to work, my eyes are still totally dialated. boss asks whats wrong with me.. dont remember what extactly I said. Got sent home and lost the job.

One 420 a big crew of us went out and camped on an island on the lake.. Split an ounce and a half of raw ones between 5 of us. Watched probably the most incredible sunset ever on the lake.. Chilled by the fire. For some reason I didnt bring a tent, sleeping bag or anything. Just shrooms. thats all that I was concerned with at the time. Started pouring rain, tried to sleep on the ground in a random jacked up tent. it flooded. so i thought, well ill just get a camping chair and put in the tent. chair  was soaked. but whatever. didnt sleep but just sat in the chair in the tent tripping out. Guess what, had to work again at a different job the next day. Woke up some poor sucker at about 6 to take me in a flooded ass boat in pouring rain to the dock so i could drive to work.

Had a friend once spent about 3 hours staring into a stove at the little dots painted on the inside. called other dudes girlfriend "the creature" she had a big nose and big hair. that didnt go over well.

Friend rented out the upstairs of a club for "freakers ball" holloween party one year. Shroom tea for everyone. It was FUCKED up.. so many people in crazy costumes. One dude was dressed as beetlejuice. i freaked the fuck out. got out of there as fast as I could.. i didnt drive and couldnt even figure out where the fucking car was.. wondered around downtown for a few hours before someone came and picked me up.

good times...

Oct 14 2009 11:47PM
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epoxiedtip
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ayyyy!
Oct 14 2009 11:54PM
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daytripper67
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youre kidding right
Oct 14 2009 11:57PM
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K2skipunk
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When I do shrooms, I just think a fuck load. The thoughts that run through my mind are amazing, as if I'm trying to find a reason for everything. Such as:

"What makes that stuff taste like bitter if it's not butter, or have anything like butter in it?"

But too much funny shit happens, usually consists of my thoughts and someone who is sober though.
Oct 15 2009 12:01AM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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Oct 15 2009 12:01AM
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captaincrunch
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called my friend jack. he told me he was going to boston for 2 weeks. started crying. no lie.
Oct 15 2009 12:09AM
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m3mike02
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^^^^ smokin out and riding a llama.. FUCK YEA!

thought you guys might like this... heres your choices in amsterdam.. or at least it was. these are from a few years ago. and they changed the laws. some kids ate shrooms, jumped in a canal and died. I didnt fuck with any when I was there, i knew it wouldnt end well. My buddie ate an 1/8th  and didnt leave the room that night. Im not sure what the laws are now.

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Oct 15 2009 12:11AM
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captaincrunch
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pics...............so it DID happen!!!!
Oct 15 2009 12:12AM
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VT_FLO
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I climbed a tree in 10th grade and threw sticks at my friends smoking pipe. instead of asking me to stop they put bike helmets on
Oct 15 2009 12:13AM
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smooticus
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omg those llama pictures have to be the most legit reply i have ever seen. I laughed for ten minutes
Oct 15 2009 12:17AM
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squibble
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one of my friends freaked out and set my couch/walls/coffee table on fire while the other took all his clothes off and pissed all over the place (including his face). Meanwhile i was upstairs watching hannah montana the movie and icarly. needless to say, i was pissed and so were my parents
Oct 15 2009 12:18AM
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rocktheLPs
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 i used to work up at burke in VT. in the kitchen. got off work took a steak and cheese home. super dank when i made it.

ended up taking some tabs the next day, walked around the mountain for awhile, came back and my buddy is all geeked out on molly. grabbed the steak and cheese and my buddy started bitching to have a bite. tripping, i said no and took a bite. SOOOOOOOO DRY, i couldnt even swallow it (might have been the drugs). he kept nagging, and i kept saying no and laughing my ass off. this continued about 10-15 minutes, hours when youre tripping.

finally gave it to him, he takes a bite and yells "this shit is dry as fuck!!' laughed for another 30 minutes.

you had to be there. its not that funny when its typed out.

and, my and my girlfriend took boomers and looked at my cieling last new years, my roomate came down and pretty much threw a bottle of champage at my girl, chipped her tooth. day after it was hilarious.

not really all that funny typed, but hilarious at the time.
Oct 15 2009 12:22AM
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Morgen.
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ahahahahahaha.

i saw a 4runner full of guys the other day and they were all wearing helmets, im almost positive they were trippin out on something cause they were swerving and turning on the blinkers for no reason, probably just to hear the ticking sound.

Oct 15 2009 12:24AM
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kstanz
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hahahahaah great thread
Oct 15 2009 12:24AM
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squibble
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hahaha, almost positive, most definetly high as a kite
Oct 15 2009 12:25AM
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dirty.
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one night booming I drove my packed car into what i thought was a parking lot that turned out to be the front lawn of the madbury nh town hall.  i wast going very fast so i missed driving straight through the front door by like 10 feet. but it was a tweak.  dont trip and drive kids even if you dont think your tripping that hard anymore
Oct 15 2009 12:30AM
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Ski.Ballet
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DISCLAIMER: I don't approve of what happened, I regret doing it, and I was an asshole when I was 17. Still a good story though...

So, this was my senior year in high school, and two friends and I decided to take some mushrooms for the first time. We each took a little more than an eighth and were hangin out for a bit, not really knowing what to expect. They start to kick in, and holy fuck, were these intense (I've tripped a lot since then and this was by far one of the strongest batches I've had). So anyway, we were fuckin around, having a great time, you know, the usual. We start coming down from our peak (but, we're still real fucked up), and decide to go for a walk around the neighborhood. At this point we had run out of cigarettes and decided it would be a good idea to look in peoples' cars for some. So were walking around looking for cars without the flashing red light, and I come across one. I open the door and sit down in the driver's seat. No cigarettes. However, some dipshit decided it would be a good idea to leave the keys in the car. The next thing I know, the car is on, the lights are of (it's 2am), the wipers are going full blast, one friend is on the hood, two doors are open, and my other friend is gone and I instantly came to the conclusion that I had run his head over miles ago. Shortly thereafter, the car was parked in the neighbor's lawn 50 feet away. I basically tuck and roll out of the thing and fucking book it. Both my friends catch up to me and we sprint away cackling like pack of hyenas.
Oct 15 2009 12:42AM
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buddychaps
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i wonder what taking a shit would be like on shrooms
Oct 15 2009 12:42AM
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Leo.
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my friend cody was tripping his first time and peed three times throughout. every time, he would have to sit down, and right when he started peeing he would start crying really hard and have no idea why.
Oct 15 2009 12:53AM
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aaron.ebner
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its both frustrating, and amusing at the same time.
Oct 15 2009 1:01AM
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Microcosm
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I was tripping with a few of my friends wandering around campus. for 3 of us it was our first time. I had been getting slight visuals, but nothing too crazy. It was getting to be pretty late at night and we were just enjoying ourselves walking down a sidewalk when all of a sudden this kid flys bye on his skateboard.. dressed as batman. It was pretty ridiculous because we had no idea what the hell was going on until we realized we had all seen it. such a weird moment.
Oct 15 2009 1:06AM
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TheBeardedOne
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The last time I did LSD was a couple nights ago and we were on a nature hike at 3 in the morning on a monday night walking through this park with a river and waterfalls. Of course we decided to climb down the side of the waterfall, and it was cold enough where there was ice on the rocks, and there was this one part where you had to step down a ledge and climb around a corner without falling into the water, and I could just not make it down this part haha I tried so hard but my feet wouldn't grip anything and I was just chilling hanging over this pond for like 5 minutes while my friends went down like 10 feet farther and chilled while I just stayed on the rocks. Super funny when they came back and couldn't get up the same part I couldn't get down. Then we went to cross the river at a narrow part and my friend just starts walking through it because he forgot water was water :)
Oct 15 2009 1:12AM
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lineskier10
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eating sour patch kids thinking they were little people
Oct 15 2009 1:15AM
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ThaLorax
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I have two stories.

I was at Denny's with a friend who was tripping with me along with two other sober kids.  Of course it just so happens that the two kids on mushrooms get the only utensils we've ever seen that are magnetic.  To this day we can't figure out what happened.  If the knive was anywhere near the fork and we tried to pick up our forks, the knife would start to lift up with it. Fuckin blew our minds while tripping.  Sober friends were just laughing at us.


For the other story, it was my first time tripping and I had only taken a half eighth so I didn't get much visuals but I defnitely had teh euphoric mind-fuck feeling going pretty good.  We're messing around, playing basketball at a local elementary school with some close friends and a few girlsat like 11pm.  Take note that my town has an 11pm curfew for kids under 18.   Aparently someone called the cops cuz right as we were leaving two cop cars roll up.  The cops get out, comes directly up to me and my friend, the only two kids tripping (same kid from the last story actually) and asks us if there's a party going on at the school.  We're rather baffled by that question but we tell them the truth, that we were just playing some basket ball.  Now, we had left the ball at the court since it was the school's ball so we had no proof of this.  The cops ask if they can look around so one of them goes off to look, and comes back about 5 mintues later with the basketball. 
During that time, the remaining officer takes all our information down but for some reason was asking me, the kid on mushrooms, all the questions.  He radio's in all our information "to see if our names come up" and my adrenaline starts really kicking in to hear my name go through on the radio.  B/c my adrenaline gets going, I started getting visuals and the pavement in front of me started moving in waves, so, of course, I started moving with said waves....... about 1 foot in front of the cop.   He obviously notices me swaying back and forth and asks me "are you ok kid?" and I go "yeah" and he drops it because right then the radio came back saying all our names were clear.   The other cop comes back a few seconds later with the basketball in-hand and tells us to keep playing if we want, because he'd rather see us be playing basketball at 11pm than doing drugs!
Oct 15 2009 1:27AM
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daytripper67
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hahah siiiiick
Oct 15 2009 1:46AM
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FrenchToastMafia
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wow thats crazy haha you see a unicorn while talking to the cop
Oct 15 2009 10:44AM
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ThaLorax
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yeah dude, I totally saw myself on a unicorn surrounded by rainbows because harold and kumar is a great representation of how mushroom trips really are.
Oct 15 2009 12:51PM
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factory81
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Anyone ever just lose their lighter all the fucking time while on mushrooms?

It's not funny, and its quite stressful until you realize you are sitting on your lighter.
Oct 15 2009 1:02PM
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Stallis-good
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my friend blacked out and passed out while we were on shrooms. we were in my garage and he fell straight back, hitting his head on the cement floor. he got a nasty concussion and started puking everywhere. i yelled BAD SHROOMS and freaked my other friends out a bit. it was an interesting trip
Oct 15 2009 1:08PM
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captaincrunch
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quality post. absolutely hilarious.
Oct 15 2009 2:41PM
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MangoSteeze
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my best shrooms story.
Me and 4 friends took liberty caps at my friends condo. We started out with a nature walk on some trails near by. Next thing i know one of my friends starts to go bonkers and runs off into the woods. While my other friend who is "trip sitting" but also took shrooms chases off after him. So then the three of us decided to walk back to condo. We get there and meet up with friends who are not tripping. And they decide they want to go out so 1 tripper goes with them. And its just me and friend chilling we decide to go for a walk to a near by hill. About 30 minutes pass and im tripping balls. Then we see the other guys in car speed up and park on side of road. They are all freaking out yelling in the woods for my friend who had reverted to animal instincts and chewed up his cell phone. They inform us that beast man was last seen running from a police dog and that 2 of our friends have been taken into custody. Then they drive off. so my friend who is more experienced then me tripping drove my car a couple miles to grocery store and we spent the night chilling in parking lot.




Oct 15 2009 2:53PM
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captaincrunch
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this is wonderful, but its missing the crucial epilogue.
Oct 15 2009 2:58PM
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the_moderaper
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these two guys in my school were doing shrooms one night and they thought they saw a troll. so they ran over to it and scooped it up into a big brown bag that was in their trunk for some reason and brought it home. they locked it in the closet and left it for the rest of the night. the next morning, they opened the closet and were scared petrified to find a little black girl. they didnt know what to do to get her not to tell anyone so they payed her 300 bucks and let her go. she told her mom she fell asleep in the park lol
Oct 15 2009 3:09PM
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ThaLorax
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Bullshit, that's a play off of an old ass wives tale story.
Oct 15 2009 3:19PM
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Smuffy
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i had a very similar experience on weed about a month ago. basically we were pretty messed up on a wednesday at 3am. cop took our names and whatnot, thought i was going to jail and he just let us go. i was so happy we got the chill guy and not the douchebag.
Oct 15 2009 3:29PM
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doritos
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I had just taken my tab, first time I ever tripped on L (I'd done shrooms a few times). It hadn't kicked in yet, but one of my managers at the restaurant I worked at pulled up and rolled down his window. He then proceeded to tell me and the two friends I had with me this:

"If you're driving down the road, and you see a refrigerator, and you think to yourself 'There's no fucking refrigerator there, I'm just tripping on acid' -- Stop. Because there's PROBABLY a refrigerator there."

We laughed hysterically, had a great trip, yadda yadda. But we asked him about it the next day and supposedly a friend of his was driving on acid, with a cop car behind him when he saw a fridge in the middle of the road. Not wanting to look foolish in front of the cop, he assumed he was just imagining it and plowed right the fuck into it... unfortunately, this is another story without the crucial epilogue...
Oct 15 2009 3:31PM
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