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Got arrested last night ..

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JEAopardy
Posts: 811 - Karma: 25
my girlfriend beat the shit out of me in her dorm rooms and the cops arrested me because it wasnt where I lived even though i didnt do anything. spend 2 nights and a day and a half in the denver city jail . you never . never want to go there . fuck the cops theyre so dumb . me and my girlfriend are still together we were just drunk and she got physical . i hate cops . And jail .
Oct 14 2009 9:29PM
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Dbouch
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 13
Ahahahahahaha
Oct 14 2009 9:30PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
That blows.  At least things worked out.
Oct 14 2009 9:30PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
gf sounds like a bitch..ho fo sho
Oct 14 2009 9:31PM
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japanada
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Oct 14 2009 9:31PM
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265
you didnt drop the soap did you?

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Oct 14 2009 9:35PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
So you spent two nights in jail and you got arrested last night? I'm confused.
Oct 14 2009 9:42PM
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souljaboy.
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
did you get raped by the big black men?
Oct 14 2009 9:43PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
you had 12 posts about 3 minutes ago. also, didn't you get banned?
Oct 14 2009 9:46PM
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souljaboy.
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
got banned on daringharry account.

funny how you can rack up so many posts in so little time.
Oct 14 2009 9:47PM
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switchieski
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
dude, you got no idea... a cop pulled me over today... we wer on a two lane road, and there was an old lady doing about 30 mph(no exaggeration, the fucking speedometer read 30!!) in the left(fast)lane. the cop was tailgating her for literally 5 minutes.... i looked back, and there was a clusterfuck of cars behind us. i got annoyed, so after waiting 10 minutes and the cop not pulling the old fuck over, i decided to pass the cop.... guess what, he decides to be a douche-fuck and pull me over! he gives me warning, and says not to pass on the left, but what would you do? idk, it was just unreasonable of that guy, and just shows you that 90% of cops are power tripping assholes that need to get anally penetrated, too bad they ruin the rep for the other 10%


Oct 14 2009 9:54PM
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[Dawn
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 69
banned for what?
Oct 14 2009 9:57PM
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OrangeName
Posts: 675 - Karma: 15
bahahahaha
Oct 14 2009 9:57PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
you mean right
Oct 14 2009 9:59PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
nothing funny about jail, that sucks man. How come you spend 2 days? You coulda called your parents that night and made bail via western union
Oct 14 2009 10:03PM
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JEAopardy
Posts: 811 - Karma: 25
I went in jail saturday night and i didnt have a bond set till i had court monday at noon . they finally set a bond at 600 and i paid it and got out around 4 ... so shitty man ...
Oct 16 2009 11:11PM
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1337
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dear god i hope this works
Oct 16 2009 11:14PM
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1337
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FUCK try this
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Oct 16 2009 11:15PM
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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
Some jails make you wait to see a judge before you are given a bail $.

I spent a weekend in jail (holiday weekend too yayyyyyyyyy no), and the judge denied me bail on monday after I had sat in a fucking drunk tank cell with like 6 other guys all day no bigger than my bathroom at home.

Then on tuesday he let me bail myself out

WOOO
never going back there
Oct 16 2009 11:16PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
oh!
Oct 16 2009 11:23PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
Bahahahahahahahahahahhahha


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Oct 16 2009 11:24PM
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jblaski
Posts: 5566 - Karma: 1,078
You're an ignorant asshole. Grow up. You passed a cop. Retard.
Oct 16 2009 11:35PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
Exactly.... you never pass a cop... ever

and you don't have a ticket so you should be happy.


I have court on Monday, lesson two don't get caught running from the police either, its worse than passing them.
Oct 16 2009 11:38PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
if i had known i would have baked you a cake with a spork in it to break out with
Oct 16 2009 11:47PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
whoah. where i live we pass cops all the time and they just keep on driving as if nothing happened.
Oct 16 2009 11:49PM
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Funnel
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For being a dumbfuck.
Oct 16 2009 11:50PM
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