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Riding up in the Gondola with twin tips
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Every time I ride up in the Gondola i always get a snob lady who says why dont you just put your ski's in the rack outside. I usually tell them something stupid like there's a rack outside.
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i usually gotta put each ski in its own slot, and then it works fine
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ya man, 1 ski to a slot then u dont look like an uncaring asshole.
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u take ur skis inside the gondola? that seems pretty stupid when u can just put the skis in 1 to a slot
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yah, on top of this being a stupid post, i have trained an anteater with cerebral palsy how to put twin tips in the racks on gondolas
always leave the bitches hanging, the lure of the donkey dizzle is enought to wrangle them back
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yeah, wehre do you put machetes? those things are huge
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snowboard slots, fool. but i live on the east coast, so we don't have to worry about skis that big.
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ye my hill is 300 feet tall so i dont have to worry about gondolas too often
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Yeah dicks, some twin tips dont fit in the slots like at Killington the PE's and the 1080's don't fit at the skyship gondola. They fit at the KBL.
Get pickled at the Pickle Barrel and Wobbely at the Wobbely Barn. Big K Apres Ski
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well if they dont fit, obviously they have to go inside you wiseass, or you could stick them up your stretched out anus, im sure theyed fit there
always leave the bitches hanging, the lure of the donkey dizzle is enought to wrangle them back
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If your trying to funny your not your just being a fucking fag!
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poop
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my pe's didnt fit at whiteface
The shit hasnt even begun to hit the fan
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ok whos the kid who said something about a streched out anus?!....are you fucking retarded...i swear that is the gayest thing i have ever heard, and just let people do what they want, who cares if the kid takes his twins inside the gondola, leave him alone.
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ok whos the kid who said something about a streched out anus?!....are you fucking retarded...i swear that is the gayest thing i have ever heard, and just let people do what they want, who cares if the kid takes his twins inside the gondola, leave him alone.
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I'd bring my skis inside too, On the outside in those racks the wind blows them back and forth against the gondola walls. they don't need that kinda of added abuse!
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LOOK YOU PUSSY ASS MOTHER FUCKER, I WASNT DISSING HIM FOR TAKIN THEM INSIDE, I WAS DISSIN CUZ HES ASKING HOW, SO SHUT THE FIZZUCK UP, IF IM SO RETARDED COME TO HOOD THIS SUMMER, ILL SHOW YOU WHATS UP AND YOULL LEAVE IN A BODY BAG YOU RICH ASS BITCH
always leave the bitches hanging, the lure of the donkey dizzle is enought to wrangle them back
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well u take ur skis and put them in the slot good job
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Somebody get this kid some ritalin! Its all right bro. Just settle down...
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hahaha he is going to hood this summer and he is calling us rich bitches. hahaha wow that is funny
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1 ski to a slot and snowboard slots work best
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or maybe he just lives in oregon and really isnt that rich
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stop being a pussy, just boot pack up!
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Yeah. Snowboard slots side by side is the way to go. That way you get to not carry your skis....and you get to piss off some aggro anti-ski snowboarder when there's no more slots.
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The dude at White face told me I'm not allowed to ride if i have to take up 2 ski slots. I Just said 'ok' and got on.
better to burn out...
...then fade away
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Damn what a post
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To bad I'm a poor mexican!
Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This
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hm ok
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when my boyfriend and I went to Whiteface after Christmas he just put his PE's 1 to a slot and there was no problem.
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^ oh really? which boyfriend did you go with?
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keep it coming
Get pickled at the Pickle Barrel and Wobbely at the Wobbely Barn. Big K Apres Ski
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i dont think that i can ski from minnesota to oregon. and i think it would still be very expensive to fly out there and stay for a week. tickets are about what 40 dollars a day. so say 280 dollars for a week. yeah thats not too bad. then lodging. is 100 dollars a night sound right. i think so. so that brings it to 980. put the flights or gas money involved and you tell me thats not expensive for me to get there or anybody to get there that lives from the midwest to the east coast for that sake.
well i considered it. yeah i think im still right
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ya they need to fix all those so that they accomodate for the bigger tip and tale skies
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dude, we represent not even 5 percent of all skiers. no mountain's gonna do all that reworking just for 5 percent of the skiers on the mountain.
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EXCELLENT joecool thats hilarious! and yes ^ you are right, and there arent too many old rich guys who ski, which sadly is the group that holds most influence
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apestead...ok you faggot fucker, ill come to hood, and beat the shit out of you, its ok. and yeah settle down, we know you like talking about streched out anus's and shit, but for sake of everyone elses sanity, settle down, and shut the hell up.
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ohhh wait...im not going to hood this summer because number one...i cant pay for it, and two im not a spoiled pussy like you(im not implying that everyone that goes to hood in the summer is a soild bastard, just this kid, because he decided to open his mouth.)
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Is that all 5 percent have twin tips damn. I thought it was more then that.
Get pickled at the Pickle Barrel and Wobbely at the Wobbely Barn. Big K Apres Ski
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well the shuttle for sierra@tahoe has leetle teeny slots and even one ski per slot wont work. and the snowboard slot lets them tip over.
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usually if you put one ski in each slot it usually works... i had the same problem with people bitchin at park city when i would bring my skis on the shuttle bus because they don't fit
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this thread reminds me of 2nd grade.
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how the hell did this thread get so long, it deserved like 2 replies
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Maybe three not many more after that.
I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260
Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This
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when i was at tremblant, the french lifties kept slamming my twins into one slot and yelling at me in tounges
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I know I don't know why people are still writting but you are.
Get pickled at the Pickle Barrel and Wobbely at the Wobbely Barn. Big K Apres Ski
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so are you
'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
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there's a lot of anger in this thread, its quite amusing
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