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jambone
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So my best friends g/f offered to buy me a stripper for my 21st b-day (18 days away) We're having trouble finding  strippers in burlington, vt.  Checked craigslist and  google.  Anyone  know a good  way to find them or have an experience with strippers in Burlington.
Oct 14 2009 1:07AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
go down to holfax and stuff them in the trunk.
Oct 14 2009 1:16AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
call up the nearest strip club. hire them out for the night. ask for the A girls only. or you will regret it lol
Oct 14 2009 1:17AM
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jambone
Posts: 934 - Karma: 11
There are no strip clubs in Burlington (or even close).  Plus we only need her for like 1-2 hours.
Oct 14 2009 1:22AM
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LadySaGa
Posts: 774 - Karma: 81
we have one here in plattsburgh...idk if thats too far...haha its called diamond dolls i think
Oct 14 2009 1:25AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Find a slutty friend/sister and get her drunk and offer her money to strip for you.
Oct 14 2009 1:59AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Hahaha, I love how friend and sister are on the same level.
Oct 14 2009 2:02AM
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lineskier10
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im pretty sure theres one in barre or montpelier and thats only 45 mins away, id say that or craiglist is your best bet
Oct 14 2009 2:09AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
What someone else said.  Call a strip club and ask them if you can "hire" (can't think of a better word) one or two of their A girls for the night for a birthday party.  That is all I had to do for my buddies bachelor party.  And if you don't specify the A girls, they aren't going to be that good of dancers or anything else.
Oct 14 2009 2:49AM
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GORlLLA
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I think google is your best bet... or you can call up kelly and the sexy stud
Oct 14 2009 2:59AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944

Totally unrelated but I totally got a stripper to pay for my cabfare in San Francisco one time on the way home from a concert. 22 dollars too.. greatest day of my life. The next weekend we went to the strip joint she came out of and saw her boobies. I totally win.

But really... just call any hotel in Las Vegas... ask the person at the desk to give you the number off one of those buisness card things that you find all over the place in that town... and badda bing badda boom you have yourself a stripper in no time.

(apparently they work in a network.. so just tell them your address, and they will call the closest escort service to you and tell them to send one over -kinda like shop-a-tron.... but for strippers - my friend in scranton, PA did this when he called one of the cards just for fun and told them to come to his address. They said they would send one but he thought it was a joke.. He was quite surprised to find a stripper at his front door like 45 minutes later whom he had to pay 35 dollars to get them to leave or else they'd call the cops on him.

Oct 14 2009 3:11AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
id just got with a prostitute.  make sure you call 1sts.
Oct 14 2009 3:29AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
And the single condom.
Oct 14 2009 3:34AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
well duh, they are expensive.  Haven't used one of those things in years.
Oct 14 2009 3:38AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I HAVE!!!  GF has only been on BC for two weeks, figure, use the last of the like 30 we have until they run out to be safe.
Oct 14 2009 3:45AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
haha I've had a lucky run of girlfriends in my life, it's only the skanks between them i've had to go with the rubbers.  Nice move being frugal with the econo-pack.
Oct 14 2009 4:15AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Naw, it wasn't an econo-pack.  Right before I came back to school (where I get to see my gf) I stopped at a drugstore and bought like all their Trojan Ecstasy condoms.  I don't go cheap on my condoms man.
Oct 14 2009 4:18AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
I love the look on their face when you only buy like a redbull and condoms.  it's that congrats *wink*wink* look. 

so anyways, back to strippers.  When I was in school a girl I knew had a friend who was a stripper  and convinced her and 2 other girls she works with to come down and put on a show for us.  there was about 100 drunk kids there and when they came out we were all quite disapointed.  not the most fit strippers we've ever seen.  They made like $10 and stopped dancing after about 3 minutes.  I thought there was going to be a riot.  Ugly strippers suck.
Oct 14 2009 4:29AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Yeah, it is worse when it is a girl you went to high school with or have a class with at college.  Hot Pockets, Half Gal of milk, two boxes of condoms, two Monsters, two Red Bulls (we each like one of each), and two things of chocolate syrup (making sundaes.  I'm serious)...  That kinda: "ohlala...  you are gonna have some fun aren't you?"  Look or the "omg, you fucking PIG!" look.
Oct 14 2009 4:33AM
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PappaG
Posts: 931 - Karma: 797
Drive to Montreal and do it right.
Oct 14 2009 11:39AM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
exactly what i was going to say.
Oct 14 2009 11:53AM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
sorry, but i think you are out of luck. when you live in vermont you have to sacrifice shit that you can only find in cities to be close to mountains.
Oct 14 2009 11:57AM
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seemeski
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But there is a maroon Escalade with gold girl silhouette decals I see driving around, definitely a pimp or something close.
Oct 14 2009 12:00PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2802 - Karma: 429
UMM not trying to brag but ive seen strippers like 8 times in burlington, the last time being this past august at my buddies bachelor party in colchester.  I would look in seven days.  yes seven days, under services they always have ads from "solid gold dancers"  if that doesnt work pm me, i have never actually contacted the strippers myself but i could ask a few other people.
Oct 14 2009 12:13PM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
Search for escorts on craig's list or look in Seven Days. We hired escorts from Massachusetts for my friend's bachelor party. Ridiculously hot, but ran around $500 + $500 in singles we covered him in.

You won't find any strip clubs in Vermont, except Planet Rock down in Barre. Burlington had a topless bar about 10 years ago, that was quickly driven out of town. If you want to f w/someone, take them to Planet Rock. One of the strippers wears 2 hearing aids and bottle cap glasses.
Oct 14 2009 12:19PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
age=experience!
Oct 14 2009 12:33PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558

We have a winner ladies and gentlemen!

Oct 14 2009 12:40PM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
no strip clubs are u serious burlington is a big city while my town cowansvile has 15000 people and 2 strip clubs. by the way go to hooters and ask the girls
Oct 14 2009 12:52PM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
no strip clubs are u serious burlington is a big city while my town cowansvile has 15000 people and 2 strip clubs. by the way go to hooters and ask the girls
Oct 14 2009 12:53PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
bahahahahahaha. its a college town.
Oct 14 2009 12:54PM
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