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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
ok, so my keyboard has a sticker on it that says: WARNING: some experts believethat theuse of any keyboardmay cause serious injury.


wtf is up with that, that has to be the most retarded thing ever

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 7 2004 5:37PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Man you're bored.

Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.
Mar 7 2004 6:00PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
um......ok










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Mar 7 2004 6:04PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
^ you gotta remember that it is there for a reason. people have sued because they got that elbow thingy (same thing from tennis elbow) so they need to pace that warning so they can not be sued. if you really want kicks go read the saftey restrictions on some things.
Mar 7 2004 6:09PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Everyone has to put warning stickers on everything or people can sue them



Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch
Mar 7 2004 6:15PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
yeah that's liability for ya.




''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''
P. J. O'Rourke
Mar 7 2004 6:17PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
keyboarding is the craziest sport in the world


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 7 2004 6:26PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
i always wear my thumb and wrist protectors when i type. sunglasses are a must if you dont want to go blind from the monitor
Mar 7 2004 6:40PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
^hahahaha
Mar 7 2004 6:50PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
you cant get an elbow thing from typing a lot, its carpal tunnel you can get.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'It's Totally Doable!'-Shane McConkey
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
Mar 7 2004 8:05PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
dont you listen to anything they are teaching you in your grade 6 computer class?
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'When trying switch backflips, make sure tio flip ALL THE WAY around' -Skibum_
Mar 7 2004 8:08PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
You can get tennis elbow from exsessive masterbation
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Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
Mar 7 2004 8:18PM
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SkiFree_MT
Posts: 395 - Karma: 9
^ shit


I got suspended for taking my pants off in class. The catholic school board really frowns upon it. - skierdudeguy

Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.



'To me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday'-
flatspin 720

Mar 7 2004 8:23PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
yeah you are right, i guess i just mess that up all the time, computer masterbation, same thing, but yeah carple tunnel is what i was thinking of
Mar 7 2004 9:16PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
what if u masturbate and type at the same time?! oh shit i might have arthritis! i need to call a doctor...


Mar 8 2004 1:00AM
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ShitSlam
Posts: 0 - Karma: 10
the guy who started this is gay




Snowboarding Rules!!!

The fatter u are, the less air u get.
Mar 8 2004 1:24AM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
I wonder how many times someone has posted a 'this is gay' reply. my guess would be about a million or so.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Mar 8 2004 1:26AM
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MadTrix4185
Posts: 620 - Karma: 10
it becasuse we live in a world where you can be sued over anything so they have to put warnings on everything to try and cover their ass
Mar 8 2004 3:34AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
lj5 i think ur screwed

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Mar 8 2004 7:29AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Ive lost all of my fingers from keyboarding, i have to type with my nose.


-Timothy Stewart Light-


Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.
Mar 8 2004 9:00AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
and on a lighter note, i dont think shitslam has any testicles...


-Timothy Stewart Light-


Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.
Mar 8 2004 9:03AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
The person that said gay is gay.^^^^

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch
Mar 8 2004 2:41PM
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mutescratch
Posts: 570 - Karma: 10
i never look at my keyboard while typing cause it could suck me in and throw me around the internet...but overthinking it all it's not that bad of a thing if it could really start sucking on my jonny


maxcox9 - Then we all went to his house, and when everyone had passed out and me and the older dude were still boozing away, he came to sit on my lap and troking my hair and shit.I was like what the fuck are you doing, we're not playing that anymore, and he tried to fucking kiss me! That was scary as fuck.

221 - just close your eyes and pretend its Britney Spears with a strap-on.
Mar 8 2004 2:56PM
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