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fulltiltrocker
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I just found out i slept walked last night, its pretty wierd. Like i fell asleep in one bed and woke up in a nother anmd freaked out my dad on the way hah
any cool storys?
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Mar 6 2004 9:24PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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yeah i do it alot and i sleeptalk, no cool stories because i dont remember sleeptalking but one night i trashed my room doing it
Mar 6 2004 9:44PM
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SheilaTequila
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oh god i have a funny one. when i was yay old..maybe 7 or something, my broha had a homie over and well this friend started sleep walking and he had to go take a leak...so he went to our bathroom and went back to bed. (remember, he was sleepwalking) so in the morning my parents were like, 'whats that smell?' and so they walked into the bathroom and the kid pissed in the trash can, which was mesh, instead of the toilet...it reaked sooo bad!! you had to have been there.
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Mar 6 2004 9:56PM
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Concord
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I sleep walk all the time!!! There is this one time a few years ago when I was sleep walking threw the house and went into my brothers room and I went to piss on him, he woke up and hit me in the balls!!! Then my friend Kaylee sleep walks so much they had to put tennis balls on her door nob so she couldnt get out of her room. I know if she read this she would kill me sorry kay I just had to tell.

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Mar 6 2004 10:03PM
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SheilaTequila
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^hahahahahhaa thas hilarious
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Mar 6 2004 10:04PM
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dman1260
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When we were in Hawaii my brother sleep walked outside and locked himself out. He was stuck outside all night.
Mar 6 2004 10:37PM
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snafu
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i walk while im sleeping in my dreams
Mar 6 2004 10:53PM
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SheilaTequila
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err..um confusing, but ok. hahahahah
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Mar 6 2004 11:12PM
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lineskier10
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last halloween i was the most fucked up i have ever been and when i woke up in the morning i had this big wet spot on my carpet that kinda smelled like piss, so i think i got out of bed walked a few feet and then just took a piss, maybe i was concious and dotn remember it but maybe not, all i know is there was piss on my carpet and i dont know how it got there
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Mar 7 2004 12:04AM
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ATLANTASKI
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pork rhinds make you sleep walk, i slept walked one time into my friends parents bed room and crawled into bed with them when i was like 12 lol




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Mar 7 2004 12:11AM
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ECfreeski3
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i wake up in diff beds all the time, and i sleeptalk every now and then, its usually pretty stupid stuff
a guy i know when he was young went to bed at like 8 when his parents were having a house party, then sleptwalk and took a piss in the trashcan in the middle of the party, that musta sucked
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Mar 7 2004 12:29AM
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cobble_hills
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yeah i once woke up to take a piss but i was too tired to take a piss so i dreamed i got up and walked to the bathroom and i pissed my bed

im scared of sleeptalking because im afraid ill say something incriminating

Mar 7 2004 1:21AM
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ATLANTASKI
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hahahaha lol i did that all the time until i was like 12 or 13...... i pissed in my friends bed one time and his dads a uralogist and had me take some kind of bladder test to see if i had faulty kidneys or bladders or something




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Mar 7 2004 1:26AM
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cobble_hills
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haha my friend has to take pills and wear a diaper till he was in highschool
Mar 7 2004 2:20AM
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nkmo.
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One time I walked out of my room and sat next to my dad in one the recliners and started talking to him all while I was asleep. And another time I crashed at my buds house, we woke up and looked outside, and his brother had walked out to the front yard and fell asleep. It was crazy.


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Mar 7 2004 2:36AM
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CaderTots
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when I was little I went into my parents room and it guess I yelled 'I'm superman'. Then ran right into the wall and broke my nose and my jaw. True story
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Mar 7 2004 3:12AM
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Apple
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so im at a confrence in toronto, and its about 330 in the morning at this hotel. there are about 10 of us in the room, who knows why cause we all had our own beds. anyway, one guy gets up from the bed and we are like, hey, why are you getting up? he just looks around the room, stands up and wlaks out the door, down the hall and lies down. when he woke up in the morning he thought that we had moved him and he was pissed off.
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Mar 7 2004 12:24PM
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ECfreeski3
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both ^ and ^^ are hilarious, i cant believe you broke your jaw and nose
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Mar 7 2004 1:14PM
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jono
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when i was like 10 i started sleepwalking at a sleepover at my buddies house, and he told me in the morning that i got up and started pissing in a plant pot
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Mar 7 2004 1:29PM
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fulltiltrocker
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one of my best friends useed to have to take medicine for it and all.. one time he walked to his parents room and slapped his mom and she was liike WHAT ARE U DOING so he slapped her again and went back to his bed haha
to this day he will still just start screaming outa nowhere when hes asleep
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Mar 7 2004 2:19PM
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SNOWMAN17
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one night i was sleepwalking and i walked downstairs and pissed in the trashcan and walked back upstairs and went to sleep



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Mar 7 2004 2:32PM
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Mattman
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lol, this is a great thread

when I was 8 or so I fell down the stairs sleep walking


hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

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Mar 7 2004 2:36PM
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canadianhotchik
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when I was 4, my brother pissed in my lego while he was sleepwalking
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Mar 7 2004 2:44PM
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EastCoastPride
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Yeah, I got into my friend's parents' bed too once... that was scary shit. But a few months ago, the night before we left for Alta, I vaguely remember waking up and doing something, like fighting somebody, and I woke up the next morning, remembered I had a dream about ninjas, and my 4th Harry Potter book was on the floor, in shreds. This is a huge, 700+ page, hardcover book, and it was absolutely decimated.


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Mar 7 2004 3:12PM
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freeskiing04
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breaking your jaw sucks. my mom told me i sleeptalk sometimes. this thread rivals the poop thread.
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Mar 7 2004 3:25PM
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Concord
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I talk in my sleep actully I tend to cuss in my sleep telling my dad to fuck off and fuck u and all that good stuff he was ready to kick my ass one night when I was cussing at him.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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Mar 7 2004 3:40PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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My friend and I used to have sleeptalking conversations when he spent the night. My mom said it was really weird.

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Mar 7 2004 4:27PM
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KootenayGuy
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this one time i had a fever and i thought that an army of 10 foot tall oval shapes with spears and sheilds were running down my hall to get me and then the swarmed me, so i ran into the bathroom and i heard my dad just screaming and banging on the door for me to come out, cuz apparantly i destroyed the world or somethin. so then i jumped through the screen of the window and started to walk into town when the cool air brought me to my senses and i found out that i was just trippin out and no one even heard me.
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Mar 7 2004 5:48PM
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Rossiscratch
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last night i got really trashed and i came home and i remember going to bed in my bed. my mom woke me up at 3am and asked me why i was in my brothers room. im not sure if i slept walk or what but it was pretty fuckin funny




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Mar 7 2004 6:30PM
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Lateralis
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i sleep talk soo fucken much, my mom says she can hear me argue with people at night but no one is there and im sleeping, i used to sleep walk all the time, once my mom caught me trying to go outside in the middle of the night during a big snow storm and like -45 temp in my boxers, she stopped me just in time


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Mar 7 2004 8:19PM
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freeskiing04
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yo steph are you gonna donate soon? to think you might have died :(
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Mar 7 2004 8:38PM
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SheilaTequila
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i loooove gmrams story the most..hilarious
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Mar 7 2004 10:22PM
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huckmynuts
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once when i was at my uncles house i woke up and found all the inside doors open. He asked me what the hell i did but i didnt remember anything, it was kind of scary


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Mar 8 2004 9:02AM
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ScratchCobra66
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A couple nights ago i ended up turning on the shower in my parnets bathroom, and a few years ago i got up and walked into the corner of my room, and started screaming at the wall, apperently when my mom came in to try to get me back in bed i stopped yelling and got back into bed.


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Mar 8 2004 9:05AM
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freeskiing04
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you knoow whats funny, in the middle of the night, go to the kitchen and open all the drawers. its pretty funny when the first person to wake up goes in
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Mar 8 2004 9:09AM
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LittleDevil720
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hhaha^,... Ahh every once in a while wheen i have to be up at like 430 am, i sleep walk into the shower..its kinda funny..like i get in..and shower sleep walking then get up soaked and somehow dry off..ive woken up once or twice while i did this, and my parents told me that to..haha i sleep walk quite often
Mar 8 2004 8:10PM
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mwhahaha
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i usto sleepwalk all the time id like get out of my bed walk down like 20 stairs and and somehow find my way through my house then go down more stairs into my garoge and curl up in a ball on the hood of my moms car and spend the rest of the night there but my parents started locking my in my room after one night when i fell down the first set of stairs and put my head through a glass door
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Mar 8 2004 8:56PM
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tinkerbell
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HAHA this thread is almost as funny as the thread about pranks. When I was little I sleep-walked (?) a few times, used to set off the alarm we had set for our house downstairs, one time I woke up on the backporch...I'd locked myself out and the cops were there because the silent alarm had been going of for so long. Some friends have said I talk in my sleep, but I have yet to believe it.


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Mar 8 2004 9:18PM
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gambino500014
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i was so messed, i used to sleepwalk hardcore and talk in my sleep. about NOTHING at all, just random names and stuff, so i had to sleep in this room in the hospital one night with all these wires attached to my head, i was like 10 ish so i dont remeber all the details..... but i used to think there were like leprechans in the kitchen and stuff and i would wake up screaming in the kitchen and stuff, anyways im fucked up......
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Mar 8 2004 9:34PM
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lj5
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i used to sleepwalk and talk hardcore when i was little. apparently one time i woke up and walked into my kitchen and pissed on the floor and proceded to try and open the front door but the bolt was locked so i couldnt.
Mar 9 2004 12:20AM
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T.L.
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i passed out at a party once and i woke up in the morning with one sock missing i found it later that day in a field. i guess my friends watched me take it off in my sleep take it outside and piss on it.

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Mar 9 2004 12:52AM
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mackinnon
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i always talk in my sleep, at st anne this year, i guess i said 'no hablo espanol' in my sleep and when my mom sneezed i said 'bless you' after every sneeze, and i dont even know spanish, and once i was just like 'well, i dont really know what to think' and other random stuff like 'hi, i'm laura, lachlan's sister'
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Mar 9 2004 5:56PM
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freeskiing04
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why do SO many people piss on their shit
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Mar 9 2004 6:29PM
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Concord
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Maybe I should not of said anything about trying to piss on my brother.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

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Mar 10 2004 12:10AM
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mutescratch
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some days ago my dad told me last night i was lying in bed talking about how i drove to my friends house and i had described the whole way perfectly like where to break and whatever hehe pretty funny


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Mar 10 2004 2:39PM
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timber
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One time I started doing my paper route while I was a sleep. Luckily my dad caught up to me at the end of my driveway.

Teddy your story is so funny.
Mar 10 2004 7:38PM
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thehellmuth
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i sleep walk syke dyke


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well me and my chick were gettin busy at her place when her parents were gone, we were in the basement so she says to go upstairs and get a condom and im naked and i obviously ran to go get it, it was dark as hell too so on my way back downstairs i missed the last 2 steps and fell flat on the ground with an boner, i was so lucky - Lateralis
Mar 10 2004 8:16PM
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Jacob_W
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This one time when I was like 12 years old or sumthing I sleepwalked out of my room, up the stairs, and woke my mom, repeating the phrase 'I need THE book, I need THE book'. finally I managed to get her down to help me finding it (I dont know which book I was talking about), and then she discoveres that every book in the livingroom was on the floor. She understood I was sleepwalking, so she got me to bed, calming me down, and all of a sudden I was introducing myself as a lamp salesman. I was going nuts trying to sell my lamps.

A while ago I was at a summercamp in the alps, and I woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of my roommate, standing up in his bed pissing, and then got down sleeping again. I just shook my head and got back to sleep, he was so embarrassed the next morning when I told him.
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Mar 11 2004 9:21AM
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canonrider
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I have never heard of anyone else who does this, but every single night, it never fails, i ALWAYS sleep on my stomach. I pass out on my back, but as soon as i work my way to my stomach i begin banging my head over and over off my pillow..... i just like headbang in my sleep onto my pillow.... i have done it ever since i was a baby. My parents took me to the doc and he said as long as i dont smack my head off my headboard its ok.... whenever i sleep over at friends houses they always think im having a seizure or somehing... its fucking hilarious to wake up to a people trying to save your life...... when i was like 14 it used to give me chronic nosebleeds because i would bash my face so hard off my pillow, id wake up wiith crusty blood all over my face and my pillows was fucking DISGUSTING.... it looked like someone got murdered on it...

when i was at a hotel in 92, i was just a grommet, i woke up, got into the swan dive position and dove off the bed under the other bed. as everyone knows hotels have those wooden things so you cant stash stuff under the beds, i smashed my face... it was wack
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Mar 11 2004 10:57AM
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LittleDevil720
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^^^hhaahahahahaha..i wish i could see that thats hilarious.
Mar 11 2004 3:41PM
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