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Your a skier when......

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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59

Just another random thread. But hey it could be fun. I'll start it off with:

Your a skier when your 5'10 and think a size large T's are too small

Just come up with sayings...I'm bored so don't hate

Oct 10 2009 12:30PM
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Cheezcake.
Posts: 721 - Karma: 22
hahaha. yes.
Nov 14 2009 12:06AM
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jakepwilliams
Posts: 895 - Karma: 51
you obviously arent dreaming about me then.
Nov 14 2009 12:11AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
I now know I'm a skier. Thank you.
Nov 15 2009 2:41AM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
Your a newschooler when...

your amount of time logged into NS in one year surpasses the amount of time you've spent skiing in 3
Nov 15 2009 2:45AM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
no problem sir
Nov 15 2009 2:50AM
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Ethan.G
Posts: 1166 - Karma: 465
haha too true
Nov 15 2009 3:30AM
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EVAN.F
Posts: 895 - Karma: 2,820

You know you're a skier when..

 You find yourself almost rear-ending cars when you see a sick handrail...

Nov 15 2009 3:40AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
you know youre a skier when you explain that you "arent just a normal skier" to someone just after you have told them "i am a skier" to avoid being thought of as a weekend warrior gaperfag.
Nov 15 2009 4:13AM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
You're a skier when you go to the mountain every day and have a good time regardless of the size of your shirt your age or location
Nov 16 2009 12:57AM
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Idahoskier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 86
i couldn't have said it better!!! your also a skier when each of you jackets has at least one lighter in it
Nov 16 2009 1:04AM
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Bright_Nation
Posts: 400 - Karma: 12
when your idea of an awesome night at Queens is running and jibbing everything in between the res and the party!
Nov 16 2009 1:31AM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
When you can 630 on, pretzel 450 out on your couch and afterbang the shit out of it
Nov 16 2009 1:39AM
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SushiMan
Posts: 1269 - Karma: 424

when you smile if its snowing

you know how to have fun

you use word, stoked, chill, ill, ignant, etc in ur daily social life

Nov 16 2009 1:59AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
every single mountain or rail that you look at you think of how you could ski it, even in the summer or in areas that get no snow
Nov 16 2009 2:17AM
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swan3609
Posts: 99 - Karma: 11

....When the first snow of the year falls and accumlates to .00002 inches and you and 2 buddies gather snow from 4 city blocks so you can use a Banshee Bungee to hit a 8 foot long rail.

... $800 is an acceptable price for ski gear but $40 on a date with your girl is damn expensive.

... your ski ski gear is more expensive then the car that carries it..

... you decided to try and turn your girlfirend into a amazing skiier only to realize that it will never really happen, and is all a hypothetical dream..

Nov 16 2009 2:39AM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
When you can wear blue orange pink yellow and green at the same time and its cool
Nov 16 2009 2:42AM
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snowfreak14
Posts: 370 - Karma: 209
when you get pumped to wake up at seven on a saturday
Nov 16 2009 2:44AM
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swan3609
Posts: 99 - Karma: 11
its more like 5:30... Gotta have my first tracks...  
Nov 16 2009 3:00AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
when you facepalm for the first time
Nov 16 2009 3:08AM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
you find this funy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsFT1xEIHzM&feature=related
Nov 16 2009 6:15AM
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sammeb
Posts: 153 - Karma: 32

aha yes

Nov 16 2009 8:44AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
last season i broke my ankle spinning 360 off the stairs in the lodge...
never felt so dumb....
Nov 16 2009 10:06AM
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COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
when you spin off any ledge you can find.
Nov 16 2009 10:21AM
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Spaceman_spiff
Posts: 240 - Karma: 362

you know when your a skier when you wear a night gown because you cant  find a tall tee big enough.haha.

Nov 16 2009 2:43PM
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feelfreetoski
Posts: 35 - Karma: 12
WIN
Nov 16 2009 2:47PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
im a skier then!
Nov 16 2009 2:49PM
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Nick_P
Posts: 321 - Karma: 89
when you meet other skiers and can talk to them about skiing for hours
Nov 16 2009 2:50PM
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Nick_P
Posts: 321 - Karma: 89
also, when you see steezy girls, you think it's sexy
Nov 16 2009 2:51PM
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Mayer
Posts: 139 - Karma: 22
When you can't reach your feet with straight legs when trying without skis on, but suddenly can when the skis are on.
Nov 16 2009 4:10PM
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frosted_flakes
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 1,256
when you practice grabs on the lift
Nov 16 2009 4:14PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
i def. do that all the time and snowboarders look at me funny
Nov 16 2009 5:48PM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
when you think that summer time is a good time build a backyard jib
Nov 16 2009 5:48PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
you're a skier when you wear a tall tee on a powder day, and it gets all icy and crusty
Nov 16 2009 5:49PM
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Spaceman_spiff
Posts: 240 - Karma: 362
i cant believe i actually found that funny
Nov 16 2009 6:01PM
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LukeB
Posts: 462 - Karma: 10
aaaaaaaaahahahahaha, I couldn't stop laughing
Nov 16 2009 6:33PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37

haha yes!!I 4 pretzle 6'ed my couch today.  my mom just kind of ignored it. 

When you say "pee in her butt" to a bunch of non-skier friends and they jut stare...

Nov 16 2009 9:08PM
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