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Your a skier when......

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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59

Just another random thread. But hey it could be fun. I'll start it off with:

Your a skier when your 5'10 and think a size large T's are too small

Just come up with sayings...I'm bored so don't hate

Oct 10 2009 12:30PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
i 180 out of staircases sometimes
Oct 27 2009 8:32PM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
I thought you were Asian Allen for a second.
Oct 27 2009 8:33PM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
shit on snowboarders
Oct 27 2009 8:40PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
my friend you are not alone
Oct 27 2009 8:40PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
when you took lessons as a kid and never quit
Oct 27 2009 8:41PM
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paulgenovese
Posts: 524 - Karma: 362
Hahahahahaha yes!
Oct 27 2009 8:50PM
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canudoa9
Posts: 382 - Karma: 99
when you love Cinnabon
Oct 27 2009 8:53PM
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saucey
Posts: 949 - Karma: 15
no you arent..




you're a skier when 6x's arent big enough
Oct 27 2009 8:54PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
when you desperately want your own kids to love skiing as much as u
Oct 27 2009 8:55PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
and it causes you to look like a racoon

also, when you think goggle tans on girls are cute
Oct 27 2009 8:55PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
you know the corect answer is "ski patrol blew it up"
you're an upper-middle class scrawny white kid who dresses like hes straight outta compton
you like snow
Oct 27 2009 10:07PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
definitely
Oct 27 2009 10:13PM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
I'm constantly doing this. fucking best thing that could ever be done with stairs, jibbing them.
Oct 27 2009 10:25PM
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saucey
Posts: 949 - Karma: 15
when you think goggle tans on boys are cute
Oct 27 2009 10:51PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
or when your anywhere with mountains and its raining and cold enough
Oct 27 2009 10:55PM
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ashamedkrew
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 424
haha yes.
Oct 27 2009 10:59PM
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BackRoad
Posts: 299 - Karma: 46

I can never resist the curb steeze

Oct 27 2009 11:09PM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
no one should ever resist it, if you're having a bad day it just makes it so much better.
Oct 27 2009 11:20PM
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Ski303
Posts: 468 - Karma: 22
5' 10" and larges are too big?  Im 5' 6" and larges are a lil small

When you got 3+ pairs of skis
Oct 28 2009 12:37AM
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B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16
They did what? my friend just had some the other day though. I'm just gonna have to off myself skiing is just not skiing with out the creamy crunchy taste of dunkaroos. An you know you're a skier when at school you say you're a skier and get called a fag. And then you tell them no freestyle skiing and they think you ride snowblades and then you just slap them silly.
Oct 28 2009 12:46AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,351
when you own more ski socks then regular socks
Oct 28 2009 12:47AM
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J-Wallz
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 54
when you spend almost all your money on skiing
Oct 28 2009 12:50AM
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drwclrk
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 719
^that, too
Oct 29 2009 2:02PM
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IRockLizzys
Posts: 391 - Karma: 11
Even people in the inner city think you're too hood.
Oct 29 2009 2:04PM
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_steffen_
Posts: 903 - Karma: 124
this
Oct 29 2009 7:32PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
When you're playing gnarshmallow at school and the teacher is right behind you staring at your screen and you finish your line then just keep playing
Oct 29 2009 7:42PM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
You know you're a skier when after the first rail sesh of the season your neck hurts, and then you realize it's probably from afterbanging.
Nov 12 2009 10:59PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
you know you're a skier when you think of driving in reverse as "switch"
Nov 12 2009 11:19PM
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RAWLAN
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 50

when 6xl feels tight

Nov 12 2009 11:39PM
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Cheezcake.
Posts: 721 - Karma: 22
You're a skier when:

You pop into your new skis in your living room two weeks before season starts, JUST because you can't wait.

newschoolers comes before myspace.

you smoke a stogie during a storm as celebration.

to relax, you wax your skis. several times.

you wear your thermals to bed.

Thats all i've got for now.

 
Nov 12 2009 11:41PM
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Supafresh
Posts: 85 - Karma: 55

when you have afterbang in your walk

Nov 13 2009 4:33PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13
when you're a dick to snowboarders
Nov 13 2009 4:41PM
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Spacekroft
Posts: 1332 - Karma: 41
these are all so amazing but this was my favorite so far.


Nov 13 2009 4:43PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
When you try and shifty 180 when doing handbrake turns in your car.
Nov 13 2009 4:48PM
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Supafresh
Posts: 85 - Karma: 55
when you ski on stuff called indoor outdoor carpet because you cant wait for snow
Nov 13 2009 6:24PM
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Loodwik
Posts: 236 - Karma: 313
You´re a real skier when you get over a sad brake up in about 3 hours, simply cuz the season would screw it up anyways.
Nov 13 2009 7:52PM
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mak
Posts: 700 - Karma: 167
everyday. and jump and spin off every possible bench or fire hydrant
Nov 13 2009 7:57PM
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D-Ross
Posts: 308 - Karma: 16
When you're the girls gymnastics manager, and you suggest doing running and jumping into hand drags for warmup, and it takes 20 minutes explaining it.
Nov 13 2009 8:16PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
amen
Nov 13 2009 8:22PM
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sneezin
Posts: 632 - Karma: 430
Click for larger imageClick for larger imagewhat the FUCK
Nov 13 2009 8:28PM
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sneezin
Posts: 632 - Karma: 430
yea...not really sure why that posted twice.
Nov 13 2009 8:29PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
when you lock your bedroom door and put on all your outerwear and then pop into your skis.

get what most consider "clinical depression" in the summer.

afterbang things that arent skiing

also the curb things been mentioned but i def thought i was the only one...thanks guyz; now i dont feel as weird for going out at night and jibbing curbs
Nov 13 2009 8:55PM
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little_boo
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 231
.... even if you're a girl, people think you have a 5 o clock shadow because the bottom half of your face is darker than the top half
Nov 13 2009 9:50PM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
haha smae
Nov 13 2009 9:55PM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
your a skier when the monetary value of your gear is higher than that of your car. and as a result of this you camp in your car during trips to different mountains
Nov 13 2009 10:15PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30

when you afterbang in other sports.

Nov 13 2009 10:30PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
You know you're a skier when WME claims they own the rights to your voice, image, and likeness.
Nov 13 2009 10:34PM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
fo sho.
Nov 13 2009 10:39PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
when you hear your parent haveing sex while your pooing
Nov 13 2009 11:15PM
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