Stupidest arguments you've ever had with your girl?

My gf gets a kick out of cruising the shit I posted on NS.  She thinks it's hilarious.

^oh really? my last girl loved NS

this one time we were shopping at the super market and i asked her if we had any jelly. she replied "zzzzzzjellyzzzz what is jelly. i don't even know what jelly issszz" fucking get the jelly twat

one time is was like suck my dick and she was like no bitch go suck you're own dick, then i got my mom to convince her. My girlfriend broke up with me for some reason...?

She enjoys the entertainment from the dumb shit in that happens here in NSG sometimes.

dont judge.

I saw a flaming hot flight attendant once on a plane, and I had to do it myself.  Didn't help that I was in the aisle seat and when she walked by and would turn to give a drink to the guy on the other side her Brooke Burke type butt would rub against me.  Yeah, I had to rub one out.

My ex girlfriend and i had an on again off again thing going on for about a year.  Once she broke up with me because she claimed she "knew" that i was going to cheat on her with a girl she knew.  I had never and still havent met this girl.  Imagine explaining to a bitch that you aren't going to cheat on her with someone you have never met.

I can't completely recall the incident, but we were making guacamole at a party a few weeks ago, and we argued about whether to use a spoon or fork to mash everything up, the correct way to cut the avocado open, how much lemon to put in, and basically every other step in the guacamole making process, all of which I was apparently doing wrong. I ended up handing much of the responsibility over to her.

I just want to add my poopy looking cupcakes were fucking amazing. So amazing I just got diagnosed with diabetes. just kiddin

i dated this girl for a little short of two years... she was awesome at first. not needy, not crazy, not a lightweight drinker (there is nothing more obnoxious than taking care of drunk girls as most of you reading this know) not a bitch, and was genuinely a nice person... well this one time we were at this party that me and a friend setup. (was still in highschool at this time) and she came out and i was laying on top of some girls that were sitting on the couch. she comes in the room looks at me and leaves, i go see whats up. and she flips! what the fuck was that? who are those skanks? pushes me and rips my shirt! fucking first glimps of crazy..

then later like 4 months down the road. another glimps of crazy... i was doing some work on my moms suv. and she decided to sit in it while i work... she says give me your phone i want to play the bubble game. i say its on the back step you can go get it. (while im under the car). go get it for me. five minutes goes by i give it to her.. and then she calls me over... "why wouldnt you give me your phone? " "i wasnt refusing to give you it". "what the fuck is this then?!" there were txts from this girl earlier in the day.. "its nothing.." i finish my shit get in the car to go for a drive and test it out. and she thought i was cheating on her and got into a blind rage and popped me in the face. broke my nose bleed for like 45 minutes just gushing.... haha bitch broke my face for something i didnt do...

wow! just typing it reminds me how ridiculous those incidents were!  she had an outburst of c.b.s crazy bitch syndrome

Here's one for you, from this morning...

We don't exactly live together, but we pretty much do. She lives 100 yards away, we never sleep alone, we do our laundry together, buy groceries together, etc. So this morning she was putting away her/our laundry, and she finds a pink sock that apparently isn't hers. So she asks me if I know whose it is, I don't think anything of it and tell her I have no idea. Ten minutes later she's acting weird, so I ask her what's up, thinking she's just stressed about something, and she replies

"I honestly don't know how upset I should be about that sock"

Like what the fuck? So it comes out that apparently she's also found a pair of underwear, and a shirt, that didn't belong to her when she sorted laundry since we started dating. She knows I'm not cheating on her since we spend every waking second together, but she finds it "disrespectful" that I keep clothing from previous relationships/hookups kicking around for her to find. Like I fucking know whose sock it is, I don't go through the fucking laundry and think "oh this pink sock is Becca's but this one isn't, I'm gonna throw it out"... I'm sorry it bugs you. Not my fucking problem. She keeps treating me like I fucking raped her best friend, so I apologized, told her I really had no idea how to solve the issue, then left and shut off my phone. I haven't heard back yet, but when she gets around to calling me she better have fucking realized she overreacted or I'm not gonna be a happy camper.

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