Replying to Stupidest arguments you've ever had with your girl?

My girlfriend wanted some help making cupcakes for this girl at work. Who shes like aww she doesn't have any family around and only a few friends. And her birthday was today I wanna make it up and make some cupcakes for her!

So I go out and do the damn thing. White cup cakes, with good ass chocolate frosting. And some chocolate sprinkles, and since it is christmas time all they have is a buncha fucking halloween and christmas colors and some other kinds. So I grab the green sprinkles.

Next thing I know shes crying because the cupcakes look like poop or something and the chocolate sprinkles don't accent well enough and are not as vibrant as she would like.

So I go back to the store and get some colored sprinkles. And these are the small like...pebble kind. And these suck balls too because they aren't big and they get stuck in your teeth, and they needed to be really colorful.

Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yoooooo. SETTLE YOUR SPRINKLE DOWN GIRL. Now Im on NS here bitchin bout it.