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GeneralButtNaked
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The new 20 dollar bills (USD) have been confirmed to have RFID tags in them. This was found out by a guy who was setting off anti theft alarms at a truck stop and it was said his wallet was setting them off by the employees. He got curious of what was in the money and put them in the microwave one after another and they all burned uniformly, from andrew jacksons right eye. The guy says that now he will wrap his 20's in tin foil. I think the goverment knows too much.

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http://www.prisonplanet.com/022904rfidtagsexplode.html
Mar 5 2004 7:46PM
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samck89
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thats crazy

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
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Mar 5 2004 8:00PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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i forgot to add that RFID things can be tracked by satellite
Mar 5 2004 8:04PM
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shelbyski
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thats crazy, ahh shit, now im going to paranoid...o well, interesting theory.
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Mar 5 2004 9:07PM
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shelbyski
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and, i would test it myself, i just dont have to many $20's to spare..
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Mar 5 2004 9:09PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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if you have burnt money the bank will replace it, go ahead and try it out
Mar 5 2004 9:22PM
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skiierman
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/\ have to have like 70 percent of the money left to be replaiced.


Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
Mar 5 2004 10:28PM
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Ds91260
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good thing i spend all the money on weedhaha


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Mar 5 2004 11:51PM
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j.bird
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Theres no percentage, just the 2 serial number in the corner, and the amount.
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Mar 6 2004 12:09AM
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shift968
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the us government captured osama bin laddin months or even maybe years ago. Thats why there havent been any of those videos of him released to the media. Hmmmm I amagine that he will magically re-appear and be caught in time for the presidential elections so Bush can use it as election propaganda!!



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Mar 6 2004 12:22AM
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shelbyski
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like he needs any more bull-shit propoganda, ok i sound, rash or something, im sure theres good in that head somewhere, but right now i just cant see it. but shhh, were being watched *eyes dart*
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Mar 6 2004 12:39AM
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Irotate360
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what do u mean, uninformly from his right eye




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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.
Mar 6 2004 11:01AM
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GeneralButtNaked
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they will all start to burn from that spot nomatter what
Mar 6 2004 11:03AM
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west
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^Not true.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Mar 6 2004 12:26PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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check out the pictures, they all did i dont know if you tried it yourself though
Mar 6 2004 6:53PM
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lineskier10
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awesome so next time i microwave a 20 ill think twice
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Mar 7 2004 5:27PM
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KootenayGuy
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man i just microwaved 400$ and now im broke. thanks guys
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Mar 7 2004 5:43PM
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samck89
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wow, dude did they burn from the eye?

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Mar 8 2004 9:36AM
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ScratchCobra66
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Some where there is some rich fat evil genius sitting at his computer telling people this so people will microwave their 20's, so the value of his fortune will go up.


-Timothy Stewart Light-


Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.
Mar 8 2004 9:52AM
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ScratchCobra66
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(If you didnt notice, this is a plot stolen from the bond movie goldfinger.)


-Timothy Stewart Light-


Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.
Mar 8 2004 9:53AM
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4skizzle
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Personally I think it was all Elvis man. He's out there some where just sitting there laughing at all of us. That fat old geezer proabaly eating a fried bananna sandwich just laughing at us. That's pretty messed up man.










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Mar 8 2004 3:28PM
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samck89
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fried banana sandwiches with peanutbutter are the shit

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
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Mar 8 2004 4:07PM
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freeskiing04
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dude this tracking shit is fucking fucked up. i don't like it.
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Mar 8 2004 4:50PM
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Swirly999
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anyone here burn one yet to see if its true?
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Mar 8 2004 11:39PM
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_alli_
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i dont have enough 20's to spare to go sticking them in the microwave. plus i live in canada so i'd be a dumbass to burn my canadian money.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Mar 8 2004 11:45PM
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freeskiing04
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but its not worth anything. heh i'm kidding you know.
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Mar 8 2004 11:59PM
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_alli_
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ya but you have a point. i take a trip to the US and i'm broke within a day. damn canadian/monopoly money

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Mar 9 2004 12:02AM
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flexmacman
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It's not only money................companies are starting to put those RFD tags in everything ,clothing ,automobiles,.....everything
Mar 9 2004 12:04AM
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west
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There is one inside of all of us.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Mar 9 2004 10:57AM
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skipimp_
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shift986

or whatever

Osama hasn't been captured, He doesn't need to be, Bush buoght him and his family a remote island and built them a mansion. It's true. Look into it.

It's scary how good friends the bush n bin ladens are





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Mar 9 2004 11:57AM
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skiierman
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You know what was the real reson for the Iraq war? no it wasnt the threat of terrorism, it was because we wanted to show the world that we are not pussies. and we can take you out in a moments noticed and no one can stop us! MUAHAHAH!


Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
Mar 9 2004 12:15PM
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Frenchy88
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It doesn't work, i tried it in the microwave for like 45 seconds and nothing happened
Mar 9 2004 11:32PM
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180iwish
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i probaly will once i get skis it probbaly wont work cause im canadain are goverment isnt smart enough to do something like that
skiing is like fucking a chick the faster u go the better it gets.
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Mar 10 2004 7:13PM
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skipimp_
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What?

Our government isn't smart enough?

Don't you mean Our government is't fucking retarted enough to put chips in their money, causing widespread paranioa and resulting in a society where trust has become a luxury no one can afford?

Putting pricy chips in money to see where it goes is the stupidest idea ive ever fucking heard.

canada rules.





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Mar 10 2004 9:43PM
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Maximumsushi
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Yo, check
it.
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Mar 10 2004 9:56PM
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snowforblood
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this is the sickest practical joke ever. hats off to this guy. he's getting us to burn our money in the microwave to see if it'll burn from andrew jacksons eye.





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Mar 10 2004 10:01PM
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skipimp_
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Do you guys not know how a microwave works?

Nothing will even get warp unless there's water molecules inside it. Money definately does not have water in it..or shouldn't.

It's all a load of crapola.






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Mar 11 2004 4:08PM
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skiierman
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not really, no. cut a grape in half, cut one of those in half, to the skin, and put in the microwave and see what happens.


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Mar 21 2004 11:07AM
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samck89
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^what do you mean cut it in half to the skin?


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Mar 21 2004 11:12AM
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GeneralButtNaked
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money should have to have water molecules inside it because it comes from trees, and have you ever put metal in the microwave?



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Mar 21 2004 11:42AM
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samck89
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it just gets real hot, so if there is a chip in it, it could catch the paper around it on fire


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Mar 21 2004 11:44AM
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stevie.
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wow. thats crazy. im glad im canadian. haha mmm poutine!






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Mar 21 2004 2:04PM
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fulltiltrocker
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shift689 and ski_pimp

give me some evidence PLEASE that osama is in our control


if someone sends me $10 i'll burn a 20 and take a picture
but anyways just becasue the paper burns from his eye doesnt measn its a RFID device, possibly its a special ink or something, those new twenties are crazy with anti-conterfiet devices. or mabye it is a traking device
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Mar 21 2004 2:21PM
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SmoKinSkier
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They have no reason to track us by our money this is stupid their are millions of $20 bills so they gain nuthin from knowing where they are and they dont even know who the person is just because of a teacking device this is the dumbest thread ever




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Mar 21 2004 2:32PM
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Jasmine
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ridiculous




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Mar 21 2004 2:45PM
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RideBLUNT
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^^ unless they can find your fingerprints on it....



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Mar 21 2004 2:55PM
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RideBLUNT
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...or dna from dried, dead skin cells :o



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Mar 21 2004 2:55PM
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Utahpowderskier
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Im with smokinskier on this one. Why the hell would you ever put a chip in a 20 dollar bill to track it? It could change hands over 5 times a day and besides that, you would have literally millions of 20s out there. There wouldnt be any way to track them all down and the cost to put them in every 20 would be huge. They would pay a ton of money for nothing. Even the government isnt that dumb. This is stupid and anyone who honestly believes this shit should just calm down and find the real reason they are so screwed up.
Mar 21 2004 3:40PM
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skipimp_
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Ridetweaks, actually money doesn't come from trees, it's 100% cotton, just weaved to seem like paper.

A grape has water molecules in it.

Osama is in our control, and you ask for evidence? Ok, look into the new tv show called Conspiracy Theories, I think it's on discovery, and you'll be shocked at how the bush and bin ladens families are entwined. They share everything, bin ladens supply money for bush's campaigns, shipping companies, all sorts of shit, and in return gets a % of the companies profits, giving the bin ladens a legitamits front to fund terrorist attacks. it's all right there to be seen, just go find it.





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Mar 21 2004 3:46PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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^ i didnt know that but howcome it doesnt shrink when it goes through the wash? but still cotton comes from a plant so it would have water molecules





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Mar 21 2004 3:50PM
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skipimp_
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you're right, but it doesn't have water in it anymore, just atmopheric moisture.

It doesn't shrink for a number or reasons....period.







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Mar 21 2004 4:01PM
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