Replying to FS:Volkl Katana 183 NEW, never mounted HELP ME PAY DOCTOR BILLS!

I am a NEWB to the schoolers, but help a brother out!

I have a brand spankin' new pair of 08/09 Volkl Katanas 183cm, I learned not to mount BD 01 tele bindings on Vollkl's cause they like to blow out.  Volkl was gracious enough to send me a new pair and now they are sitting there in my basement.  I dislocated my hip and now have $5000+ in Dr. bills.  HELP ME.

The Katana is one of the most RAD skis I have ever been on, sick in the POW, hilarious on groom, even let a free-heeler get a little Buttery.  They are fat 141-111-131 but a riot everywhere. 

I paid $700 for my first pair and would like to get $500 for these.  I REPEAT THEY ARE NEW NEVER MOUNTED STILL IN PLASTIC!  HELP ME PAY FOR MY $1700 CT SCAN THAT CAME BACK CLEAN! 

SEE YOU OUT THERE, SNOWBIRD JUST GOT TWO FEET!

Also if there are any pinheads out there I have a pair of Hammerhead Bindings NEW in box and Rossi Scratch BC with BD 01's.  Will post PICs.