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Zombieland= worst movie ever made

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daytripper67
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well i just shared my opinion in a thread in media/arts section but i thought id reiterate it here in NSG so more people get this public service announcement. anyway dont see this piece of shit its fucking terrible, they literally could not have made a worse zombie movie if they had tried. the only good part was woody harrelson and the scenes with him fucking shit up were few. plus the girl is a cunt. save your 5 bucks and dont see this movie
Oct 5 2009 11:21PM
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SteezyOhio
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Oct 5 2009 11:22PM
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Santa-Cruz
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naw dude it was good
it was different and you had to change you idea of the concept to get it
the editing was good and the suttle(sp) touches were sweet like after he smashed the mini van

Oct 5 2009 11:23PM
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bootleg_BEN
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Looks entertaining. I want to see it still
Oct 5 2009 11:25PM
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Bridges
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Wha???  I thought Zombieland was hilarious
Oct 5 2009 11:26PM
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SteezyOhio
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ya it was fucking good, differeent then your seth rogan fake shitty stoner comedy that only non-stoners like. fucking dumb shit. but this movie was quality and im going to see it agian.
also movies cost $9 now adays champ, i know your mommy and daddy pay, but $5 was how much it cost in 1994
Oct 5 2009 11:26PM
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Ben.
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hahaha thats what i noticed. where the fuck are movies still 5 bucks?
Oct 5 2009 11:27PM
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Aton.Jones
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*subtle

from what ive heard its a very entertaining and funny movie

Oct 5 2009 11:28PM
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SteezyOhio
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where ever the fucking TC is from, i honestly payed $18.50 for my girl and me to go see zombieland. but whatever haha
Oct 5 2009 11:29PM
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Phantom
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yeah, it cost me 9 too. not to mention i'm listening to "for whom the bell tolls" right now, and that song was also in the opening credits. what an awesome song.
Oct 5 2009 11:29PM
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Tortao
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its hilarious and entertaining the whole way through. go see it
Oct 5 2009 11:30PM
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Jake...
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im going to see it for $4.20 for student discount day tomorrow. WIN!
Oct 5 2009 11:31PM
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B-VUR
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Not gonna lie movies where i live cost 4-5 bucks...
Oct 5 2009 11:31PM
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SteezyOhio
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impossible!
Oct 5 2009 11:33PM
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smooticus
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I thought it was freakin awesome. really funny, sweet ass action, bad assness, hot bitch, bill murray. what more could a guy ask for. Im saying instant classic. passed up shuan of the dead for zombie comedies for sure. arguably the bst zombie movie in my book.
Oct 5 2009 11:38PM
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skiminnesota
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my friend said it was funny. i doubt i will go see it. but i will probably have someone acquire it for me in less than scrupulous means
Oct 5 2009 11:42PM
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low_fidelity
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it was a fucking terrible piece of shit
Oct 5 2009 11:44PM
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Freeheel4real
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Actually it was really good. So GTFO
Oct 5 2009 11:45PM
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bootleg_BEN
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Its crazy how people can have totally different views on a movie.
Oct 5 2009 11:46PM
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squibble
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it was really good. but i was high. its totally how it would actually be if their were zombies here. except id probably go to a military base and kill all the zombies in my city
Oct 6 2009 12:01AM
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Big_Spence
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$4.20?
I think that's a sign.... ;-)
Oct 6 2009 12:25AM
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daytripper67
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i feel like im taking crazy pills. you guys cant really have enjoyed that movie. and it costs 5 bucks to see a movie in town if youre a college student, what makes you think youd know the prices for a movie around here?
Oct 6 2009 12:40AM
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OhMyBosh
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You just lost all credibility.
Oct 6 2009 12:44AM
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Malcolm
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well even if it sucks i took an oath to see every zombie movie ever made
Oct 6 2009 12:44AM
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prontocuts.com
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This


I took my neoconservative christian dad to it who will walk out of a movie at the first f**k said, but he loved it and wants to get it on DVD now
Oct 6 2009 12:49AM
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daytripper67
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this is insane. im gonna write a full on review tomorrow and explain scene by scene why this movie is the worst piece of shit ever. im determined to save the money of as many helpless victims of this movie as i can from spending their money on it
Oct 6 2009 12:59AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Shawn of the Dead FTW
Oct 6 2009 1:26AM
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Ski4frnt4445
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dont waste your time ^^^
Oct 6 2009 1:27AM
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dRomass
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Does a Lion Limber up before he takes down a gazelle?
Oct 6 2009 2:21AM
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danbrown
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I completely agree. I haven't been that excited walking out of a movie theatre in a long time. Awesome movie.
Oct 6 2009 8:29AM
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WhackStyle.
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It was easily one of the best movies I've ever seen.  I thought it was far more funnier than Shaun of the Dead.  I would gladly see it again.
Oct 6 2009 8:53AM
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KRASHED
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I loved it, watched it twice, the roller coaster scene at the end coupled with the dude shooting out of the caged booth made the movie for me
Oct 6 2009 8:56AM
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prontocuts.com
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yeah, i NEVER laugh out loud at a movie, but I was bawling at this on
Oct 6 2009 9:01AM
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RickAstley
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you want a snowball?

I FUCKING HATE SNOWBALLS!
Oct 6 2009 9:06AM
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derbski
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there is a budget cinema in a beat down mall in Green Bay that I went to with some kids to see taking pelham 123, cost $1.50 each
Oct 6 2009 9:13AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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not if you go to the credit card self serve ticket dispenser and buy youth/senior citizen tickets.
Oct 6 2009 9:17AM
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low_fidelity
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i guess the reason everyone loves zombieland so much more than shaun of the dead is because:

A. NS is a bunch of unintelligent, prepubescent adolescents who can't fathom even the simplest witty jokes that actually use some form of brain power and reason to understand.

B. Apparently to this community, the word "fuck" is hilarious and a good, funny movie is made up of about three funny scenes, one long running, overused joke about junk food, and a typical, average cameo.

C. I will just assume that NS has not seen enough good movies to base this one off, and if that were the case with me I would probably think this movie was funny too. But i actually watch movies, not just the new ones, and realize that zombieland is a worthless piece of shit. What makes me sad about this is that the rest of America can not seem to understand this.


Oct 6 2009 10:36AM
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doritos
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Ok, I wouldn't go so far as to say it was better than Shaun of the Dead... but that being said, everyone who said they didn't like ZL is doing it simply to be pretentious or inflammatory. Or they're fucking retarded. I LOVE zombie movies, and this one delivered on every level. Funny as all fucking hell (not to mention of of the best cameos I've seen in years), tons of awesome and creative zombie slaying, and to my enormous surprise, an absolute bare minimum of cheesy romantic horseshit. So it wasn't your standard zombie fare, that genre needed a kick in the ass, and again, that's coming from a huge zombie movie fan. Don't listen to the haters, see this movie.
Oct 6 2009 10:48AM
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doritos
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Oh, and the fact that the thread title calls it the worst movie ever made should tell you something... he's clearly looking for attention. I don't care how much you (somehow) didn't like this film, you're a complete dumbfuck if you think this even approaches one of the worst movies ever.

On an unrelated note, if you're a zombie movie fan, you should see Dead Snow. Another recent and extremely awesome comedy-zombie movie about zombie nazis attacking some kids on a retreat in Alaska. Epic.
Oct 6 2009 10:51AM
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Tasche
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It was OK. The end dragged on with no jokes and I feel like they missed a lot of opportunities to poke fun at the zombie genre. I found myself predicting almost all of the jokes. I wish they would have taken advantage of the freedom that being in a zombie infested world offers.

Other than that it was pretty funny but not as good as everyone says. I almost died though when he was just doing big circles to get away from them in the beginning. hahah
Oct 6 2009 11:02AM
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Z_rob
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can i ask how you saw a movie for $5? unless your younger than 12 which after this thread wouldn't surprise me...
Oct 6 2009 11:16AM
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daytripper67
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thank you. my mind is honestly boggled by the idea that so many people liked this movie. i wish i had a script that i could go through step by step but ill just have to do my best later. to anyone who hasnt seen it, listen to me, this movie is humorless (unless youre about ten), filled with a terrible, predictable, trite love plot with two characters i couldnt even bring myself to like, and has about 5 total minutes of zombie killing. answer me one question, why would you be in love with a girl who held you up at gun point and left your for dead and stole all your shit including your car twice?

please rest assured i am not doing this for attention, i seriously just want to stop people from blowing their money on this piece of shit. if you are over the age of 16, do not go see this movie
Oct 6 2009 11:19AM
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daytripper67
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read the thread retard. and if you are older than 12 and enjoyed this movie you should be ashamed
Oct 6 2009 11:21AM
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daytripper67
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yeah those scenes were great but besides that and the opening credits there was hardly any zombie killing. just a pussy kid chasing a bitch girl who keeps fucking him over
Oct 6 2009 11:31AM
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Tasche
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Wow haha you are a arrogant little snot aren't you. I like this movie more now just to spite you.
Oct 6 2009 11:34AM
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daytripper67
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haha well thats sick (seriously) but no im not trying to be arrogant. i dont think im being snobby about this, thats whats blowing my mind so bad. i honestly just dont see how people liked this movie. if it had been anything like the opening credits instead of a bad tween love story, then it wouldve been nasty
Oct 6 2009 11:36AM
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Half-Blood
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Dude why do you care so much? Let people spend their money on what ever they want, if they want to go see Zombieland then why not? Let them see it and form their own opinions of the film. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean its completely pointless, obviously some people find it entertaining or it wouldin't be getting so much publicity. There will always be people who love/hate any film, no matter what its about.
Oct 6 2009 11:36AM
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daytripper67
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haha i agree, dont make it out like im standing outside the theater blocking people's entrance. all im saying is you really shouldnt waste your money on this movie. its just BAD. i gotta go to class but i will try to write a full review later (i know youre excited)
Oct 6 2009 11:38AM
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casual
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You're a pretentious tool. Go jerk off to Bergman.

Zombieland was fun.

Average cameo? You're fucking ridiculous.
Oct 6 2009 11:41AM
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Tasche
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Here is the review (in bullet point)

* predictable
* not a real zombie movie
* poorly written plot
* unable to connect with characters
* has its moments but not that good
Oct 6 2009 11:42AM
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casual
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I like how you're taking the "I'm too mature and sophisticated to enjoy such drivel" stance, yet your username is daytripper.

Go back to your basement bedroom and stare at your black light posters.
Oct 6 2009 11:45AM
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