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So I Caught a Guy Beating off In the Library...

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BC.
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So pretty much midterms are coming up and I am taking care of some well needed studying time at my library at the CC in Orange County I go to. I am sitting there studying at the computer with my buddy who is just surfing the web, both minding our own business. All of a sudden my friend leans over and says, "Um...we need to get out of here NOW." I naturally told him to go fuck himself I need to study until he responds, "The guy right behind us is masturbating as we speak..." At first my brain couldn't even comprehend what he just said, but unfortunately I looked backwards and saw the sexual deviant servicing himself. To say I was surprised would be a understatement, I was a mix of disgusted, shocked, etc. Not only was he taking care of his business in the school library, this guy had the balls to be looking at two dudes making out on youtube while perpetrating this act. I am scarred for life. WOW.
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timmi
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thats fucking fantastic...

was he covered by a blanket or anything?
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Elijah.
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BC.
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No straight pants at the ankles doing the herky jerky.
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Arabian.
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Sorry, I get a little horny during mid-term week. When the test paper brushes my skin it just rockets me into ecstasy. I came buckets on my calc test. Needless to say, professor was pleased with my "long division".
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bootleg_BEN
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Wow, that is quite disturbing.

I would yelled at him, then called the cops and got him arrested, thats messed up
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Lemuel
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was he at least in a corner or was he smack in the middle of the room haha?  And how the fuck do you know what he was watching?  I thought you said he was behind you.  Did you go walk behind him to see haha?
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BC.
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Imagine a row of computers facing away from each other. My back was to his his back to me but the monitors faced each other. I had to turn around and I saw his shoulders etc, although I was slightly to the side so I could his pants not being where they should and the trademarked arm motions.
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nickyp
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Pics, or it didn't happen.
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sconniestyle
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you should be flattered he found you attractive enough to drop his drawers and beat it while looking at you. few people can stir up that type of animal sexuality in another person just by being in the same room as them.

take the compliment, don't be so suburban. if it was a hot chick you wouldn't have been all upset.

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iRide1080s
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I had a somewhat similar experience about a month ago. I was in the magazine section of Borders Book store looking for the new buyers guide.

I hear the noise of a fake camera shutter, like the noise a phone makes when you take a picture. I look to my left and there's a guy with his phone out, taking pictures of all the porno magazines.

I mean, actually opening them up and turning them sideways, etc. He was probably about 1 ft away from a table in the cafe, and i was probably 5 or 6 ft away from him. The people at the table had the same look of disbelief that i probably had.

So messed up.

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user098123
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Saw a woman giving her husband roadhead while I was driving on the highway on Friday, it was like 4 o clock in broad daylight haha.
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GORlLLA
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I was just about to say that!
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GayWolf420
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thats funny because i could of sworn two guys were looking at me while i was wacking it at the library.
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samwise
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I witnessed the same thing in my public library last year. It was the most ridiculous shit ever.
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Jake...
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clandemush
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why would he take pics?
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Jake...
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to my fail.
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NW_Rider
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probably a married guy trying to get some time away from his wife
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Brenone
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absolutely nothing wrong with this ^^

but seriously.....the school library...... was he a student there?

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user098123
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Didn't say their was, just funny as hell haha.
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Ski4frnt4445
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haha,. kids are redic. i had a kid in my science class get caught beating it in class. he had the desk shaking and everything. lol
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tommyp1ckles
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hahahah... thats crazy...

ive walked in on people doing it in my school washroom stalls (the noise was evidence enough) but never just blatantly in such a public area.
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SteezyOhio
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god, that was such a bad fail!

also he might have been homeless, i mean dave chappelle, homeless masterbater skit, anybody?

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Peter.
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this one kid who graduated last year from my highschool got caught TWICE in one year doing it in the bathroom
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Franny
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Obviously the kid needs to be wearing some tall ts
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TechnoPotamus
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oh don't be silly, i'm not her husband
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Logey.
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def
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joelski22
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libraries make me sooooo horny...must be the book glue
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jeremy.g
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super epic. you know i like his style, the general way he goes about his business. classy
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rj.
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who doesn't bate in the library?
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Pmoore
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Stanley Pringle alert. does anyone else know the stanley pringle story? cause its epic
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Alex420
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spruitm
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cc's have librarys?
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Travapple.
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win

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becca.
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amazing
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b-kul
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hahahaha
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fountain.
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why the fuck would anyone wanna look at pictures of a dude jacking off. this is one of the few cases ill just take his word for it
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RRhighrider
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i called the cops on a homeless lady pleasuring herself and eating chicken wings in a computer lab before.  it was very nasty.
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sarahskis
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That happened in my town, except he was beating off in the childrens section.  Now hes one of those little red blips that pops up as a sexual predator in yoru area

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.Emerson.
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it's tradition, calm down
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6XLGroup
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i jack off in my college library ahahahaha my roomates always around so i go to the quiet section and go to town, im actaully starting a "reading" club for fellow adventurous individuals to disperse throughout the entire library
the best part is u can jizzz in a book then recomend it to that douchbag in ur class!
best thread ever
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.Emerson.
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please don't say this is actually serious
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B-runge
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haha


jokes?
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Crack.
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i hope this is a joke. then it will be funny
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lineC88
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god i hope hes kidding!
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OldManFinkyBeans
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

i found that hilarious.

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wintersway
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oh snap
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b-kul
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fuckin crazy.
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