Replying to Pro skier vs. pro pee'er - jon brogan goes down.

im creating this thread to inform the newschoolers readers that jon brogan is not only a pro skier, but has a very good chance at making it in the world of competitive peeing. last night at a party at the university of scranton I and jonny brogs went head to head in the gentleman's sport of competitive peeing. the festivity's began at 10 and the pee was held till 1am at that point we walked to the front porch of the party and the pee off began, jon put up a good fight but was sadly shut down by my incredibly large bladder and was out peed by at least 10 seconds. need less to say jon took the style side hands down with his incredible form. that kid has more style in his urination skills then i have ever seen before. if u ever run into this mellow cat challenge him to a pee off and maybe youll beat him also... because for most of us out there, we have no chance against him in a skiing contest.