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Alex420
Posts: 93 - Karma: 13
whats yours?
Oct 4 2009 11:16PM
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J-Wallz
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 54
true story this has worked
Oct 5 2009 7:19PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Oct 5 2009 7:23PM
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Chrris
Posts: 568 - Karma: 211
You do mean grade 8 right?
atleast that's when i learned that
Oct 5 2009 8:23PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
7th with fat bald teacher who was obsessed with mowing his lawn...
Oct 5 2009 8:33PM
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p_n
Posts: 573 - Karma: 26
my dick just died can i bury it in ur ass?

the word of the day is legs, now lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Oct 5 2009 8:55PM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?) cause I need your name and number
Oct 5 2009 9:01PM
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blavallee4
Posts: 360 - Karma: 93
Nice legs, When are they open? :D
Oct 5 2009 9:52PM
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TGdude
Posts: 290 - Karma: 10
"hey baby, as long as i got a face you got a place to sit."
Oct 5 2009 9:56PM
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ManOnTheMoon
Posts: 515 - Karma: 17
You must be a lumber jack because you've been giving me wood all day
Oct 5 2009 10:01PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
holy shit thats hilarious this bitch in my town does that shit
Oct 5 2009 10:23PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
"Here's a beer"
It's amazing how well that works in highschool....
Oct 5 2009 10:28PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
"whats up?"
and just before she says anything say
"and i mean that."

she'll be on your dick.
Oct 5 2009 10:30PM
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LIL_WAT
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 475
right on brother.
Oct 5 2009 10:35PM
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Eric.S
Posts: 1749 - Karma: 64

Is your name viagra? Becuase Its tobad my dick wont last as long as my love for you

Oct 5 2009 10:38PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Where you at..? ;-)
Oct 5 2009 11:07PM
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ButchCassidy
Posts: 268 - Karma: 17
Just thought of this in my science class when we were talking about astronomy so i thought rather than repost just revive this thread.
"Hey im an astronomer and i predict that Uranus and my Venus will align tonight"
May 30 2010 12:43AM
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Isabelle
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582
How you doin' ?
May 30 2010 6:58AM
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Plind
Posts: 416 - Karma: 33
Get really drunk and then the girls pick me up
May 30 2010 9:52AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14484 - Karma: 10,586
HAhaha.
May 30 2010 9:55AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Can I tap dat? works.
May 30 2010 12:39PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
I don't know much about pies, but you could make my banana cream..
May 30 2010 1:06PM
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Wood_Wizard
Posts: 805 - Karma: 899
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?
May 30 2010 2:14PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
Best or worst? Here is the best worst....

"Fancy going halves on a bastard?"


May 30 2010 2:17PM
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