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PSiekierski
Posts: 330 - Karma: 33
MLIA: My Life is Average.

I found this sight and its making fun of that whole fml thing but instead theres just really random and funny stuff. Examples:

Today I entered the grocery store, only stepping on the grey tiles. I turned down the cereal aisle and a small child told his mother, "Look mom, He doesn't step on the hot lava either." I high-fived the kid as I walked by. Sadly, I accidentally stepped in the lava. Not wanting to upset the child, I pretended to melt. MLIA

The other day I realized I could change my cursor to a blue dinosaur that walks. Today I realized that moving it backwards makes it moonwalk. I've been entertaining myself for the past half hour by making it moonwalk to Michael Jackson. MLIA

I was talking to my friend on FB and she hadn't replied in awhile. I messaged her again and she said "Sorry, we got a new carpet in our basment and I've been rolling on it."
I completly understand. MLIA

Today, in my science class we had a test. It was about reproduction. The last question was "What are the chances of having a boy or girl?" I wrote, "100%, what else would your kid be?" Guess who was the only person to get that right.

http://mylifeisaverage.com/
Oct 4 2009 10:29PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
awesome. def look that up. good find!
Oct 4 2009 10:30PM
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kepler.
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Oct 4 2009 10:31PM
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PSiekierski
Posts: 330 - Karma: 33
yes i found that other thread, but it has almost no views and no one has really commented on it. so i made this one.
Oct 4 2009 10:33PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,246
ahahahahaah the site may be old, but you managed to pick some pretty good MLIA quotes.
Oct 4 2009 10:34PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
you must have the IQ of a rock
Oct 4 2009 10:34PM
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jason...
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Oct 4 2009 10:35PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
no, the iq of the moss on the rock.
Oct 4 2009 10:35PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
i havent been on that site in forever, one day i spent hours just laughing at it
Oct 5 2009 12:03AM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
fuck you andy. everything you say makes you look like the biggest fucking prick.
Oct 5 2009 12:18AM
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ManOnTheMoon
Posts: 515 - Karma: 17
That's why i like him, hes the guy that says what everyone else is thinking and isn't worried about what other people on the site think of him
Oct 5 2009 12:25AM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
no, its not that he says what everyone else is thinking. its that he says shit that no one really cares about and i just lost my train of thought gahhhhh
Oct 5 2009 12:27AM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
my posts evoke responses. means that someones gotta care...
Oct 5 2009 12:48AM
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PSiekierski
Posts: 330 - Karma: 33
hahahaha
Oct 5 2009 12:57AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
The moss has more IQ than the rock, it has to grow and shit.
Oct 5 2009 9:16AM
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grifftang
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this is my level 80 mage casting evocation

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Oct 5 2009 9:22AM
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