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"John:Oh hey guys, another great dinner at olive garden!
John:I dont need a menu
waiter:did you hear about our new unlimited pasta bowl?
john: oh shit now i need a fucking menu.
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHa
sarah: omg john that was sooooooooooooo funny HAHAHHAHHA"