The Im bored on Newschoolers because nothing else is going on thread

noice.

K-rob tell me a story

k so there i was, flying the package back to base, when this dude burts into the cabin out of the cargo hold and starts choking me. i battle him back into the cargo area where it turns out he's got two other dudes backing him up, and they're trying to get a shot at me but they don't wanna hit their homeboy so they don't fire. i dive behind one of the boxes and eventually manage to pull this dudes glock out of his belt and fire a couple rounds into his chest, one into his head, and then i roll out of cover and headshot on of the backup guys. the other guy fires at me with his deagle but misses and like the fucking retard he is he manages to fire two shots through the door into the cabin and hit's the window, depressurizing both the cargo hold and the cockpit. i manage to grab a chute off the wall , attach some chutes to the cargo, and i pull the levers to open the back of the plane. as i'm rollin out the cargo is slowly sliding out behind me, and dude jumps in my so we both tumble out the plane together. he's firing off his deagle and actin like a fuckin maniac, rips my glock out my hands and it falls. i rip the deagle out his hands and point blank him in the forehead, he falls.
so now i'm looking down and i racognize this place, shit it's a neighbourhood i know, hey i know that chicks house. so i'm fallin, and i pull my chute, but that fucker with the deagle managed to fuck it all up so now i'm comin in for a real fuckin hard landing. i spread my limbs out like they showed us, to slow my descent, and my chute is whippin around all retarded behind me.
so i crash through this chicks roof at an angle, then her deck, then i leave a small dent in the ground. my legs are broken and i think i cracked a rib. turns out this chick was checkin her email or whatever and saw me through the window crashin into her bak lawn, she runs out and i sall "yo k-rob, what the fuck?!!!"
and i'm all "shit" and then i black out.

I once lied to a cop, I got arrested.....

but did you fuck the girl?

well yeah later but that's not part of the story.

alright good, i wonder if the dudes body you killed mid fall hit anyone

that'd be dope.

I wonder if anyone on NS is gay

2 people have come out so far, but i can tell from reading posts that there are at least 50 more gay people on here.

amen to that sir

my brain hurts

why is that

Anyone have anything to add that can keep me occupied while attepting to become tired

twilight was fucking sweet