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TURTLEMAN1
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im new to ns anything i need to know

Oct 2 2009 8:27PM
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Mr.Panda
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Very good sir.  We will hold the fort down here for awhile before moving onwards.
Oct 5 2009 5:24PM
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Abc567def
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well i sent you some weapons upgrades for the push through Russia, they are hard as shit...
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Oct 5 2009 5:45PM
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Mr.Panda
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Thank you sir.
Oct 5 2009 5:47PM
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Crack.
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Oct 5 2009 5:51PM
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Crack.
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well that worked good.. not
Oct 5 2009 5:51PM
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Mr.Panda
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That would be my first son.  He is like Einstein and is the one that taught us how to talk.
Oct 5 2009 5:52PM
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Crack.
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Oct 5 2009 5:54PM
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Abc567def
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That is one smart bear, didn't he also create the new version of the A-bomb called the P-bomb?
Oct 5 2009 5:54PM
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Mr.Panda
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Yes, he also formed a teleportation tool that would allow up to move quickly so that running then becomes a non issue for us.
Oct 5 2009 5:55PM
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Abc567def
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Do i detect treachery within the ranks? MR.PANDA you better "deal" with him...
Oct 5 2009 5:57PM
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Mr.Panda
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That is defamation of a national hero.  He is not one of us, he was a Red Panda pretending to be a Giant Panda.  He has been "dealt" with.
Oct 5 2009 6:00PM
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Crack.
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Oct 5 2009 6:02PM
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Abc567def
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We need everyone to work towards the common goal and if we have someone stray from that path all will fail.... And we must not fail. We will eventually take out todd wallnuts and dethrone him...
Oct 5 2009 6:36PM
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Crack.
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where does todd wallnuts reside? ill send my forces in that direction. my militia is growing weak. please send food.
Oct 5 2009 6:38PM
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Abc567def
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He is a mobile force that is not to be take lightly, he will have many admirers that are on his groinular region and will gladly die for their idol. We will not know where he is until he finds us...
Oct 5 2009 6:42PM
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Crack.
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and the food?

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Oct 5 2009 6:44PM
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Abc567def
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Ya sorry, took me a while to steal the food from the fatties

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Oct 5 2009 7:02PM
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Crack.
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my men thank you
Oct 5 2009 7:05PM
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Crack.
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none of my fucking pictures are working in this thread!
Oct 5 2009 7:05PM
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PaleCelery
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Oct 5 2009 7:05PM
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Crack.
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yea we like to have fun. got a problem?
Oct 5 2009 7:07PM
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Abc567def
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ohhhh hell no, he is going to sit on your face troll
Oct 5 2009 7:20PM
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Dub_Digital
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is this the same pizza that was at the chinchilla party?
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Oct 5 2009 7:45PM
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Benson23
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haha you already have more karma than me. fuck
Oct 5 2009 7:48PM
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Mr.Panda
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Did I say you could post pictures of me and my gf?!
Oct 5 2009 7:50PM
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Abc567def
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chea dude, but t he had to be forcefully removed
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Oct 5 2009 8:04PM
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daringharry
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this is what my men are using for sidearms....
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Oct 5 2009 8:14PM
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Abc567def
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Hhahaha what the fuck is that, some type of milk gun?
Oct 5 2009 9:05PM
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Abc567def
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I need a report i have suffered major setback from poor weather but we have called in the Arctic cat
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Oct 6 2009 12:23AM
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Mr.Panda
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We are holding down the fort good sir and waiting for the Mongols to supply us with Battle Horses.
Oct 6 2009 12:31AM
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Abc567def
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will this suffice for now?
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Oct 6 2009 12:34AM
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Mr.Panda
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Doubt it.  We are much to large a force to be using cats for our transportation.,  My genius son is working on fixing our teleportation device.
Oct 6 2009 12:35AM
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Abc567def
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ah yes pandastein, keep me update on how that goes cuz that could prove very beneficial for my forces as well
Oct 6 2009 12:38AM
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Mr.Panda
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We have intel that Putin is developing a force to come at us, so we need to stock up and reinforce our defenses.
Oct 6 2009 12:40AM
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Abc567def
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we shall recruit over the next day or so to add depth to our army, we must only take the best.

And unlike the US arm which is "an army of one" we will be "an army of many"
Oct 6 2009 12:47AM
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Mr.Panda
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Most indeed.  We have been dug in now for awhile and we are waiting.
Oct 6 2009 12:50AM
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PaleCelery
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Oct 6 2009 4:05AM
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Abc567def
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FUCK YEA, so the new crant is finished. We will now have heavy artillery to support up light forces.

Oct 6 2009 8:45PM
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daringharry
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the death toll is increasing rapidly...
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Oct 6 2009 8:47PM
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Abc567def
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we mourned for your brave comrades
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Oct 6 2009 8:50PM
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Dub_Digital
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I've got a clear shot, *over*

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Oct 6 2009 9:57PM
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Abc567def
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yea we train them from a young age, you should see that boi in action!
Oct 7 2009 12:19AM
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Mr.Panda
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We have succeeded in staving off an invasion from the Russians and have moved our way into Eastern Russia.  We are getting close to nap mode now.
Oct 7 2009 12:23AM
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Abc567def
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We have been experimenting with new means of staying awake
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Oct 7 2009 12:29AM
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Mr.Panda
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We use what the USMC uses.  It works quite well.
Oct 7 2009 12:32AM
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Abc567def
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I hope that isn't a suppository, cuz those pills look damn big
Oct 7 2009 12:35AM
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Mr.Panda
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They are not.  The unfortunate thing is that it requires like half a bottle per panda to keep us running if we don't have sleep.
Oct 7 2009 12:37AM
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doublexl
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if you are in need of reinforcements, the hyphy militia is willing to send some men.
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we be scrapin
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Oct 7 2009 12:39AM
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Abc567def
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We all have our special skills, be it heavy artillery, sneakiness or dancing. What can you bring to the table
Oct 7 2009 12:45AM
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doublexl
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as well as power in numbers, my underground militia can provide your troops with much need relief, as their morale must be rapidly diminishing.

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also, with the aid of many lucrative organizations, we are able to provide fire power to all that fight your cause...
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Oct 7 2009 12:58AM
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