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TURTLEMAN1
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im new to ns anything i need to know

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Mr.Panda
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That would be me and my gf, told you we are little horny pandas.

AndYA!  Bamboo that tastes good for once.
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Dub_Digital
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if by bamboo you mean twizzlers, then yes
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Abc567def
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bamboo

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Dub_Digital
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tommyp1ckles
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be sure to make a thread about your views on poles and music playlists.

also send rude and otherwise disrespectful messages to any member with a green names, may i recommend questioning the sexual decency of their mothers.

oh and make sure you only buy small/xs clothing... us newschoolers do not approve of any bagginess or other such thuggery
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daringharry
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hey you should get out with your relevant  irrelevant information
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tommyp1ckles
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Abc567def
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no though seriously, we have serious business to attend to in this thread...
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even my brother half-squat says so
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Dub_Digital
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i'll call you half squat

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Abc567def
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I see the fighting in asainallens homeland is going well
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Mr.Panda
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Us panda's are being complimented on our ability to take out "those people".
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Abc567def
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watch out they might try and run on their lolerblades.

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Mr.Panda
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Oh yeah.  We got crawdad's yo!
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Abc567def
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def have no idea what that is lol
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Mr.Panda
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Robert Downey Jr. will be pissed at you sir.  Did you not see Tropic Thunder?

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They taste so good and the way the people we are conquering prepare any sort of fish is absolutely AMAZING!
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Abc567def
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haha oh ya....... totally forgot.

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im sorry
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Mr.Panda
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Our conquering of the asian homelands is going quite well though.  The Chinese are bowing down before our great talking Giant Panda army and are actually now helping us in our work.  The cheap asian knockoff AKs, Uzis, and pistols are helping great in our conquering of Mongolia and the rest of Asia.
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Abc567def
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i bet you will be able to get some cheap knockoff boone skis there as well?, def jump over to Japan while your there and shred some pow pow. all work an no play makes you a one colored panda.
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Mr.Panda
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Oh, we most definitely did.  We are actually had a pow sesh with Benchetler and Auclair.  It was teh shiznitchel.  My gf got herself a dye job too and is now a white and pink panda, VVVVEEERRRRYYYY sexy.
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assface
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i could never hate you because of your icon

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Abc567def
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you should reconsider, maybe black and pink??? that could be pretty hot too. little more mysterious and grown up at the same time.
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oh and myb we should recruit japanda as well to take over japan
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Abc567def
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it says homo milk on it, we went over it in the thread
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Mr.Panda
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I am half Japanese, I can help.

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Keep the standard black areas black?  Take the white parts and make that pink?
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Abc567def
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haha for some reason it reminds me of the panda version of Richard simmons
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Mr.Panda
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It is actually the panda from Tekken.  My second cousin, helped us with areas that the kung fu masters inhabited on mainland Asia.
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Abc567def
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u could have used sumo catz as backup
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Mr.Panda
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Yes, I shall graciously accept your offer.

How is your conquering going?
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Abc567def
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I got distracted in Haines.... but now i am working my way down the coast, B.C was already in my control, Wash bowed before you already, I decided not to fight Oregon cuz they have no taxes so i just bought it instead and now im on my way to meet the terminator.
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Mr.Panda
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I am sure that the Terminator would gladly accept you buying his ruined state.
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Lanceasaurus
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why must this be a thread. Its called Newschoolers and its for skiers. That's it bro
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Abc567def
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Well they already owe us millions of dollars in water so i think it would be a fair trade to just take it off his hands and he can go back to acting or something. Or maybe skiing in another Cali tourism add
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Mr.Panda
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Quit true.  New Terminator movie perhaps?
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Dub_Digital
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c-c-c-cause s-s-sometime my e-e-yes start to b-b-bleeed
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Abc567def
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This is NSG its for taking over the world.
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Dub_Digital
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and for discussing celery

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Mr.Panda
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An army can't run on celery man.
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Abc567def
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ya it takes more energy to chew it then it gives you.
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(I think it might be a myth though)


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Mr.Panda
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How true.  We choose the much more realistic normal food.  MREs, old Rations from Vietnam.  It makes us epically strong and we are able to pwn the fuck out of people.
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Abc567def
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well i have to go drive to my other house now to get reinforcements (fuck its late, this drive is going to suck), and then write a paper on our plan of attack in the coming days. But you guys keep up the good fight and ill try and report in tomo with how the front is advancing
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Mr.Panda
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Aight, my troops and I are bedding down for the night.  They are bitching as usual about, well, everything and anything.  We managed to actually pick up some ODST Helljumpers that are being added to our group since the space Marines feel that our fight is the good fight.  We will also be getting possibly a Spartan very soon as well.
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Abc567def
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haha i actually know a guy that was in 300, ill get him to join the cause.
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assface
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Abc567def
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I agree
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Dub_Digital
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Abc567def
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Mr.Panda
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Damn, I got kicked in the nuts today by some Shaolin monk.  He was attempting to teach us his ways, and now, I think I may be sterile for awhile.
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Abc567def
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NOOOOOO!!!!! no more new recruits for a while?

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becca.
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this thread actually made me lol

excellent banter is what you need on ns

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Mr.Panda
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Yeah...  But, we have plenty of supplementary troops to hold it together for awhile.
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Abc567def
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Our front is making progress, we take no prisoners
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