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TURTLEMAN1
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im new to ns anything i need to know

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Abc567def
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not going to lie, i think we created an unstoppable force tonight. A job well done i must say
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Mr.Panda
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Damn straight.  Which country do we take over and conquer first?
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Abc567def
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I say we take out Asian allen in his homeland while they are sleeping in their straw homes, they will be no match for the spiky mellon.
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Mr.Panda
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Sounds good, and they will never except the traitorous Panda.
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Abc567def
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now the next question is take out europe or go back to N.American and plan our next course of action from there
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Mr.Panda
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Leave some troops in China, Mongolia, and India, while us, the leadership come back to North America and take over South America since I doubt they would put up much of a fight.
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Abc567def
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most likely not, i think our biggest obstacles are going to be parkcity, boulder and having to deal with the "park rats" who are very sneaky and can use their poles as invisible guns, and wear many goggles to confuse us as to where there eyes are.
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Mr.Panda
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So, should we start with taking over North America first then?
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Abc567def
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probably best, before they hear wind of our world coupe, should i take west coast and you take east coast? work our way up south to north?
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Mr.Panda
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I am in WA right now.  Where are you?  We could work in a sandwich sorta thing.
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Abc567def
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BC, maybe grab a spitz burger at whistler or something?, need our strength its going to be a long hard fight
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Mr.Panda
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Spitz, Zogs, and then a beer and I will be ready to go.
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Abc567def
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what about spitz, longhorn, Garfs then drunken Zogs. Take over the world tomo
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Mr.Panda
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Very good idea sir.
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Abc567def
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May have to do some drunken village freerunning after...
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Mr.Panda
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Dude, I'm a Panda.  WTF is running?
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Abc567def
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Maybe your right, we might need to get some recruits on the east coast cuz it will take you forever to get over there..
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Mr.Panda
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Seriously, look at my youngest child.  Pathetic baby.
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Abc567def
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were fucked...
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Mr.Panda
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Not necessarily, I could be your heavy troopers like Atlas in the battle of Troy, or the Brutes in Halo, or like a specialized force we drop in behind enemy lines like the ODST Helljumpers of Halo or the 101st Airborne division.  That could be a plan...
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Travapple.
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god damn, you two have sufficientlyhijacked the shit outta this thread.
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Mr.Panda
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World Domination requires much planning.
16 years ago
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daringharry
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I'll just stun the people on the east coast with my dancing milk, then proceed to shower them with mah milk.
16 years ago
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TURTLEMAN1
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dude im so in on the world domination thing
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rj.
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why you trying to get people to hate you lately? it's bizarre.
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Dub_Digital
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Abc567def
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do you think Stalin just woke up one morning and was like "hell, time to take over Russia"?
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Mr.Panda
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No, it was more like "Oh man, Lenin is no longer around, time to take his place to make sure this place doesn't turn to shit."
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Dub_Digital
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ummm yes?

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TURTLEMAN1
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i wish there was a book "taking over the world for dummies" it would be so much easier then planning hah lets start with oregon they are so vurnerable
16 years ago
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Abc567def
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oh shit! MR. panada you brought in the reinforcements
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Mr.Panda
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Damn straight.  Us pandas are like the fucking Navy SEALs while you cats are like the Army Rangers.  Pandas are willing to hit the water to fight at take over a country, cats are not huge fans of water but are also mega Special Forces.
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daringharry
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MILK! FORMATION 1!
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OH MY GAWD!!!!!!
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CLICK THIS!!!
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Dub_Digital
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eyyy....dont fuck with pandas kid

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daringharry
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SOOO EPIC
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Mr.Panda
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We humbly request that this cousin of yours does not come cause he could give some of the troops seizures.
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daringharry
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ok i got rid of him.....
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Mr.Panda
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Thank you.  One question now though, are you tripping nuts?
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daringharry
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a little bit...
my cousin from mars...
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Abc567def
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read the thread, we are allies jeezzzz
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Mr.Panda
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Cool mang.
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B-VUR
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you got yourself in...your trapped
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daringharry
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fuck people have to much time on their hands to make that much dancing milk
and now my brother who has already diedin battle
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Abc567def
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kool-aid man can come too, you can be like some sort of medic. when the panda get thirsty he can drink you and i can drink da milk
16 years ago
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Mr.Panda
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No bamboo?  MAN!
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doublexl
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totally agree,
16 years ago
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daringharry
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dey dont got no bamboo in da west coast...
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Dub_Digital
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panda army assemble
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Abc567def
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bahahaha look at the two on the left hand side.

and you can drink kool-aid with a bamboo straw then eat it???

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