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jumpman
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The episode where they have to move to the south was on Cartoon Network last night. Did anyone else see it? Stewie playing the banjo - hilarious


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Mar 3 2004 12:30PM
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lizziebeth
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'oh i feel so deliciously white trash. mommy, i want a mullet!'

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use it.
Mar 3 2004 1:35PM
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h3ofilms
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'met her on my cb, said her name was mimi, sounded like an angel come to earth....but when i went to meet her, damn u shoudla seen her, twice as tall as me...THREE TIMES THE GIRTH'

i own all the episodes, i cant wait till '05 when the NEW episodes show up on Cartoon Network

Line Skis
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Orage
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Mar 3 2004 2:03PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
watching a racoon jump out of everything Peter looks into is great, especially when Lois starts to take off her shirt and one comes flying out.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Mar 3 2004 2:32PM
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doghoy
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i love family guy, fuckin' hilarious
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Mar 3 2004 3:40PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
'hey, i'm looking for my son, chris. He's the kid that's here to finger the guy who robbed the store. His name is Chris Griffen. Here I got a picture of him. You know you can keep that. Chris messed it up by writing his school schedule and a list of his fears on the back.'



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Mar 3 2004 3:47PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
Killer - Um, I have a telegram for Chris Griffen.
FBI - He doesn't live here anymore.
Killer - Could you give me his new address so I can forward it to him?
FBI - No, we can't give out that information.
Killer - Um, I mean it's for Chris's sister
FBI - Oh, you mean Meg. In that case, her new address is....

haha



Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Mar 3 2004 5:05PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
little less questions, little more shut the hell up.


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Poniverus
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
Mar 3 2004 5:09PM
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Mattman
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Its coming back in 2005, hopefully




when I saw the subject'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm. - Phrosty

I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!! -PhattTim

'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis




~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Mar 3 2004 5:10PM
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ShmagmaSkiier420
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louis!!! i dont get it... its just a hole, (outhouse tips over) ohhh godd!! its everywhere!! ooo its in my racoon wounds
Mar 3 2004 5:29PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
^I couldn't stop laughing at that


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Mar 3 2004 6:18PM
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SKItheBURG
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my favorite episode.
Mar 3 2004 8:07PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
i love that episode. another great one is where stewie is trying to teach that little british girl to act and talk really propper. fuckin hilarious.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Mar 3 2004 8:11PM
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coolcat410
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Civil War Veterns Hahaha

Louis: Good I wont have to cook tonight.
Peter: No cook anyway then we'll throw it out i dont want you getting rusty.
Mar 3 2004 9:03PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Ooh a penny. later on in the show. Ooh a crunchberry.

Coming Soon...
Mar 3 2004 9:10PM
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D-rocket
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so many of those episodes r awsome , hjow many ppl have seen the wish apon a weinstein episode that got banned form being shown bcuz of the rascismme



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Mar 4 2004 12:18AM
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cobble_hills
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
FBI #1: i played your guy.
FBI #2: Fine! i didnt even want to play!
classic

Mar 4 2004 12:22AM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
looks at a twinkie 'im gonna turn u into poo!'
...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam
Mar 4 2004 2:32AM
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rodeo7
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haha, i got seasons 1, 2 and 3 on dvd. best money i've ever spent. So many hilarious quotes.
'holy crip he's a crapple!'
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the best idea ever was the one that was diabolicly hatched today at lunch in the hall way of my school. It involved a boat and beer and selling that beer to 14 yearolds for like $3 a bottel, so that way from every 24 we got, we would get 12 and then never have to pay for our own beer again. and if the poilice tried to stop us, we were drive away in a boat (which doesnt have a licence plate) but, if there were on a baot, we were throw peanuts at them, cause its highly probable that one of them in alergic to then and he would go into anaphletic shock and we were get away. if that didnt work we were catapult cows at them and wait for the headlines 'police boat sunk by flying cows'. --Apple.
Mar 4 2004 2:51AM
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rynmartn
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Sam-just pretend Im a boy

Chris-ok

Sam-so do u wanna go down to the bridge and make out?

Chris-Yes sir!!


yay skiing

Mar 4 2004 2:46PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
it's pronounced nu-cu-lar....the S is silent



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Mar 4 2004 2:49PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
^haha. completely different episode but that was so fucking hilarious



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Mar 4 2004 2:57PM
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CameIToeJam
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wow, such a great show...anyone know the name of the episode where meg and lois go on spring break?? im trying to find that one



-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
Mar 4 2004 3:48PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
Redneck 1 - This is some hoedown
Redneck 2 - This is a hootinanny
Redneck 1 - Hoedown!
Redneck 2 - Hootinanny!
Redneck 1 - Hoedown!
Redneck 2 - Hootinanny!
start fighting


Stewie in redneck band - To the owner of a John Deere tractor: You're parked on top of a pig. John Deere tractor on top of a pig.



Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Mar 4 2004 3:50PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
family guy makes me sick to my stomach with laughter its sooo damn funny


Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
Mar 4 2004 9:33PM
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lj5
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the best one ever is when he falls and goes 'phh ahh' 'phh ahh' like 7 times that one made we fall out of my couch and roll on the floor laughing and crying at the same time.

and of course,
random people: oh no!
oh no!
oh no!
koolaid man breaks through wall: OOH YA!
(slowy backs out of huge hole in the wall he just made)
Mar 5 2004 1:05AM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
the best one ever is when he falls and goes 'phh ahh' 'phh ahh' like 7 times that one made we fall out of my couch and roll on the floor laughing and crying at the same time.

and of course,
random people: oh no!
oh no!
oh no!
koolaid man breaks through wall: OOH YA!
(slowy backs out of huge hole in the wall he just made)
Mar 5 2004 1:08AM
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jismontheslopes
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Wheres the mucley arm paper boy
Mar 5 2004 1:41AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
this is the best show ever
... 'dear diary.. jackpot'
or 'hey little girl how old are you?' '9' '18? why dont you come inside' 'MOM' 'I like where this is going!'
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'When trying switch backflips, make sure tio flip ALL THE WAY around' -Skibum_
Mar 5 2004 9:09AM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
Chris - (Sees his reflection in the water)
Chris - Oh my God, I'm drowning!
Chris - (Jumps in to try and 'save' himself)


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Mar 5 2004 1:19PM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
new episodes are being made right now. they're either gonna be on comedy central or fox again.
Mar 5 2004 7:28PM
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shelbyski
Posts: 94 - Karma: 10
hehehe...thats the best show!
*live 4 life*
~Shelby~
Mar 5 2004 8:49PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
yes it is, along with undergrads and clone high, which were both taken off the air

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Mar 5 2004 8:59PM
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shelbyski
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haha clone high...good stuff
*live 4 life*
~Shelby~
Mar 5 2004 9:04PM
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jibtastic
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Anyone see when he creates Petoria?
Duh nuh nuh nuhhhh. Cant' touch me, PETA TIME!
Oh jeez when I saw that part of the episode I almost shat myself.
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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

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'Skier Tested, Mother Approved'

Its simply what we eat.
Mar 6 2004 2:47AM
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doghoy
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what about aqua teen hunger force?, i love that show too
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Mar 6 2004 11:02AM
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Irotate360
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take the meat bridge its right here^




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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.
Mar 6 2004 11:05AM
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lagwagon
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Peter to old sailor man with stumps for arms and legs: oooooo Aren't you gorgeous, look at you, did a shark take those?

old man: No, me father was a tree.
FUCK ME!
Mar 6 2004 8:17PM
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Dakoulas
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ahh the government is here, run et run
Mar 7 2004 12:12AM
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EastCoastPride
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yo, whoever was talking about the e peterbus unum episode, i consider the 'peter time' scene one of the best of any family guy ever.

'just like the bad guy in lethal weapon 2, i've got diplomatic immunity, so hammer you can't sue!'

'it's peter time!'


Teddy
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The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
Mar 7 2004 11:50AM
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enick
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 26
one of the best peter quotes is from the one with all the new yorkers:
peter: is your refrigerator running?
peter: cause if it is, it runs like you, very homosexual-like.
hahaha great




if it were easy it would be called snowboarding - K2 skis

memba numba 5158
Mar 8 2004 12:46AM
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destroy
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To the Pope-Mobile!

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
Mar 8 2004 11:38AM
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destroy
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To the Pope-Mobile!

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
Mar 8 2004 11:39AM
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brody
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kiss saves santa is the greatest momemt in family guy


Mar 8 2004 3:44PM
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VTfreeskier
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louis: I love a dangerous man
British guy: I once played a game of cricket with out shin gaurds
Mar 9 2004 4:18PM
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shibby
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hehe that episode was good.
Mar 9 2004 5:21PM
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mattster
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Peter-your fopah at the kiss concert last night was so embarissing that i had to call a university professor to find out what word i shold use
Professor- Use fopah
Peter Thanks professor !
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
Mar 9 2004 10:39PM
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never_summer
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last night they had one where he got three wishes and one was that he didnt have any bones...at the end he gets surgury to get bones from his family...they all get really fucked up looking



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Mar 9 2004 10:49PM
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jumpman
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^He looks like the elephant man


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Mar 10 2004 10:51AM
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shibby
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has anybody seen the one when bryan rapes seebreeze. the cockroaches where aewsome.
Mar 10 2004 4:17PM
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Infantz16
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FBI #1: Yes so we'll be living here while you're gone.
FBI #2: Even though he's a slovenly liberal and I'm a fastidious conservative.
FBI #1: I smell a sitcom!! (while dancing)

simply the best.


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Mar 10 2004 4:25PM
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