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How is a cow not a vegetable?

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steevner
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Seriously, they eat grass all their lives. Therefore they are made of grass. Therefore eating them is like eating grass. Therefore vegetarians can suck it.
Oct 1 2009 1:43PM
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seemeski
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I haven't eaten meat for three years and I'm pretty fuckin strong. grrrr and I get protein from alternate sources than a steak. I can't kill a cow or a pig, I don't have it in me to kill an animal. After learning that a cow I had befriended had been slaughtered I was mortified.
Oct 2 2009 3:31PM
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Mr.Panda
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True story from my dad.

He went to buy a dragster from a guy that owned three cows.  He took his best friend's son along with him to see the Pacific Ocean (they were from Minnesota at the time) and my dad's friend's son (Chris) asks the guy:
"What are their names?"
"Let's see.  Hamburger, Sirloin, and Filet Mignon."

Chris sat there stone-faced, turned around, walked back to my dad's truck, got in the passenger seat and was silent for the next 5 hours.
Oct 2 2009 3:34PM
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MattWeiss
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3 years huh? thats pretty long, and im sorry your mortified by a cow being slaughtered
did the cow really cause you to stop eating meat?

not hating on the whole vegan/vegetarian thing its just i love (and i know this is gonna come back to me in some way) eating meat, ture you dont need it to be strong, but its all a part of my physiology
Oct 2 2009 3:36PM
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joshua
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I work on a dairy farm, I don't feel bad at al for them after cleaning up after them for two years
Oct 2 2009 4:09PM
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DBeck
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literally...
Oct 2 2009 4:14PM
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ChefBoyardee
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hahahaha dammit derb... i just lost it all over the place
Oct 2 2009 4:25PM
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b-kul
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why were you even thinking about this?
Oct 2 2009 6:20PM
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steevner
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I was incredibly high.
I was eating rice, thinking "If all I ever ate was rice, I would essentially BE rice..."
A lot of people took this seriously though, wow.
Oct 2 2009 6:50PM
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RJ_Res
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I get your logic, it makes perfect sense to me. I would be agreeing with you, but grass is not a vegetable, so therefore you fail miserably.
Oct 2 2009 7:54PM
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Cow_Jibber
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I lolerskated
Oct 2 2009 9:11PM
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seemeski
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I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. I saw this cow everyday almost for over a year, it was the only brown cow. I'd feed it bread and scratch its ears and it'd lick my hand, then one day she wasn't there.

You love eating meat but would you raise, slaughter, cut up and clean a pig, cow, chicken etc in order to continue eating it?
Oct 2 2009 10:38PM
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Mr.Panda
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I do that to deer I hunt.  I just don't own cows, pigs, or chickens cause that is more expensive than paying for rifle rounds.
Oct 2 2009 10:44PM
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MattWeiss
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yes, yes i would.

i duck hunt, meaning i kill, clean and cook ducks and geese, all while I take measures in order to preserve the fowl population and keep it alive.

there is a difference between food and pets, and cow to me is food.  if it was your "pet" i'm sorry for your loss, but i'm sure you realize that cows do 2 things for man: produce milk, and serve as the one of the largest meat sources in the world.
Oct 7 2009 2:36PM
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Steeze_Minister
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i am pretty sure that grass is a vegetable, so therefore you fail miserably
Oct 24 2009 8:59PM
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Mooserz
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Oct 24 2009 9:33PM
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OhMyBosh
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Im a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Oct 24 2009 9:44PM
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DaNinjew
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COWs are meat they poop veggies good try though :)
Oct 24 2009 9:47PM
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garrets
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haha great title
Oct 24 2009 10:05PM
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TOAST.
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if i eat things that are fast will i become fast.
better yet if I eat T-hall will I become good at skiing
Oct 24 2009 10:28PM
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speedy29
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How old are you to be using wiki as a RELIABLE source?
Im studying nutrition Ive written a way to fucking long paper on just corn it is a veg not a starch just like potatoes are a veg they just so happen to have alot of starch in them. and there is no way fucking way im sourcing it so dont ask.
Oct 24 2009 10:47PM
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speedy29
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Also a very low percentage of people on this site have ever even eaten a grass feed cow. However if we tested someones hair from this site who eat a typical America diet then we would find some corn in there not litteraly corn but we eat so much corn that it shows when testing hair.


Oct 24 2009 10:56PM
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OhMyBosh
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Corn is not a vegetable. You are an idiot.
Oct 24 2009 11:41PM
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speedy29
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Rice is a starch. Wheat is a starch. Potatoes and corn are vegetables despite the fact many people consider them a starch. You and me typically eat corn as a vegetable however if you just so happen to be an animal eating animal feed then yes it is a grain because it is a dried out seed that is then harvested(think wheat or rice).

Oh and all cereal grains are still technically vegetables. You sir are an idiot
Oct 25 2009 2:43AM
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wintersway
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because you aren't actually what you eat. thus, a cow is an animal with muscle and fat. we eat that, which is steak, a common meat, like pork, or lamb.
Oct 25 2009 3:27AM
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steevner
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How???
Apr 3 2011 11:35PM
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iSmokeweed
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mind=blown!!!
Apr 3 2011 11:42PM
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Z-Juice
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haha wow
Apr 4 2011 12:18AM
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Doug.
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Yes.
Apr 4 2011 1:08AM
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ski-swagga
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this is like troll logic.

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Apr 4 2011 1:21AM
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wait.what
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I dunno, I think most cows can walk, I wouldn't say many of them are vegetables...
Apr 4 2011 2:02AM
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WorthDaMoney
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you and i would get along just fine
Apr 4 2011 9:06AM
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bootleg_BEN
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Ive tried it. It works.
Apr 4 2011 1:41PM
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General_Ripper
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stay in school
Apr 4 2011 1:55PM
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The_Beekeeper
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Congratulations, you have the first post i have ever sigged.
Apr 4 2011 1:55PM
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garettnorthey
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Sig'd.
Apr 4 2011 1:58PM
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bigbromskier
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all my horticulture classes have told me there is no actual classification or definition of a vegetable. the fruit is made by the reproductive part of the plant to spread the seeds, but a vegetable is just some sort of produce that we define as a vegetable because we eat it and it's not a fruit. kinda goes back to the whole potato-starch issue, though roots are considered vegetative parts of the plant so maybe anything not classified as a fruit is a vegetable?
Apr 4 2011 2:22PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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it's like that scene in metalocalypse when they're thinking of drinking bleach

"well, bleach is mostly water, and we're mostly water. Therefore we are bleach."


Apr 4 2011 2:29PM
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Mr.Huck
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... unless they have no legs, which makes them ground beef.

Jeffrey Dahmer supposedly only ate gay vegetarians. What would that make him?
Apr 4 2011 2:33PM
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Abc567def
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So if you fucked a cow you would actually be sticking a corn cob? So that guy wasn't doing anything wrong?
Apr 4 2011 2:38PM
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ThaLorax
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Not hating at all, I'm just curious because I don't understand the whole "i don't want to kill an animal" idea. I understand that meat production is the single biggest greenhouse gas output but i think that can be fixed. Why do you not think it's OK to kill an animal when there's thousands of carnivorous species that kill other animals everyday. In my eyes, there's no difference from an animal growing up in the wild and getting killed by a carnivore to one growing up in a pasture and getting killed by a carnivore.
Apr 4 2011 3:18PM
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klayer_9
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Apr 4 2011 3:25PM
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Mr.Turtle
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i lost on the last one
Apr 4 2011 3:32PM
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RubberSoul
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(joke about me being a pussy and someone else being an asshole)
Apr 4 2011 4:17PM
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Orrin
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Ridiculous thread is ridiculous.
Apr 4 2011 4:40PM
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B.Aussie
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That made me laugh.
Apr 4 2011 8:45PM
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FBGM
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corn is a starch.
Apr 4 2011 9:14PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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no, corn is the seedbearing portion of the plant, therefore it is the fruit.
Apr 4 2011 9:18PM
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Ace3+4
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If cow is grass, how come we never smoke them?
Apr 4 2011 9:18PM
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FBGM
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it's a starch.
Apr 4 2011 9:19PM
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PeterWojnar
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Clever, kitty.


I had a delicious steak today and could not be more satisfied with my recent enlightenment to the fact that I eat vegetarian on many nights.
Apr 5 2011 1:15AM
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