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Funny, gross and absurd nicknames

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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
help me out i need some
Sep 30 2009 11:03PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
I'm sometimes known as Blumpkin Queen at my hill.

It's a long story and does NOT involve me giving someone a blumpkin, hahahaha
Sep 30 2009 11:04PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329
yea, okkk........
Sep 30 2009 11:05PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
yeastyboy


Sep 30 2009 11:07PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
sure thing
Sep 30 2009 11:07PM
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t.peterson
Posts: 421 - Karma: 269
mines tits, everyone in school calls me that. its not really absurd or anything though
Sep 30 2009 11:07PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
i came up with the name The Balldroppers for my friend's gym dodgeball team.. not really a nickname but whatever
Sep 30 2009 11:09PM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
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Sep 30 2009 11:10PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
Alright, here's the story.

So I work as park crew at my hill and we had ambassadors (really old people) who were in charge of checking tickets. And park crew never wore jackets, and we had passes that just had our picture on it and this one guy, Marshall, was a huge asshole to every single park crew member except me. Like he would make people get out of line and stuff but he would never even check mine and be super nice to me.

It eventually turned into this joke that I gave Marshall blumpkins and that's why he was so nice to me. Some of the staff even wrote on our log shit like "6:22 - Gave Marshall blumpkins". That got us in a lot of trouble.

Anyways, so I was deemed the Blumpkin Queen because of that. One of the park crew and myself were teaching a lesson one night to a bunch of little kids and he got them all to actually call me Blumpkin Queen all night, they don't know what it fuckin meant.

It got out of hand.
Sep 30 2009 11:18PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
My friends call me squirt because I got really drunk one night and started chasing shots with ketchup.
Sep 30 2009 11:20PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
I know somebody named B.J.

And "onegog", because his eyes are really close together, and somepeople think he'd only need one swimming goggle.
Sep 30 2009 11:21PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
my nickname was always famous amos, aj or apple juice.
Sep 30 2009 11:21PM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
so how many blumpkins did you give this guy?
Sep 30 2009 11:21PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,459
that reminds me of my maple syrup chasing/drinking/mixing days. oh high school....
Sep 30 2009 11:24PM
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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53
well it looks like atleast one on record. hahaha jokes
Sep 30 2009 11:24PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
I cherish the days as they go...
Sep 30 2009 11:25PM
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*christ*
Posts: 372 - Karma: 67
i cant even say what my nickname was freshman year. it was too terrible
Sep 30 2009 11:45PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Seeing that your name is "christ" I'm gonna go with "Closet Freak"
Sep 30 2009 11:49PM
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dodgey
Posts: 590 - Karma: 266
we call this kid from miami jong

it stands for jerk off noobie gaper and it's also the sound it makes if you hit a lift pole
Sep 30 2009 11:50PM
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*christ*
Posts: 372 - Karma: 67
ahh no that would have been a huge compliment compared to what it was. Christ is actually my real nickname now... id say its a big step up
Sep 30 2009 11:51PM
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saucey
Posts: 949 - Karma: 15


I'm sometimes known as Long Dong by some girls.

It's a long story and does NOT involve me having a big dick....


wait
Sep 30 2009 11:52PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Story time....
Sep 30 2009 11:53PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
One of my friends is this small guy from the Philippines. We call him Mowgli.
Sep 30 2009 11:56PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
Can't be worse than mine
Sep 30 2009 11:56PM
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*christ*
Posts: 372 - Karma: 67
haha k it was cumdumpster but much like the blumkin queen it nothing to do with actually being a cumdumpster. i think i just had really mean friends.


and maybe and episode where i drunkely devulged some techiniques of mine. in my defense i was blackout.
Sep 30 2009 11:57PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
+k for a solid nickname.

I don't really see how cumdumpster is bad. Maybe a compliment?
Sep 30 2009 11:59PM
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*christ*
Posts: 372 - Karma: 67
it has the words cum and dumpster in it!!! how could it be good?!
Oct 1 2009 12:01AM
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Mac.
Posts: 953 - Karma: 24
C-Nash at work, such an odd one.
Oct 1 2009 12:03AM
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saucey
Posts: 949 - Karma: 15
i like to cum, and dumpsters get rid of trash (which is a positive thing)

youve got 2 good things going for you there
Oct 1 2009 12:08AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277

twin tip hero.     there was a group of kids int eh park from my school that have never seen park before.  so i told them i was going to dom something that will blow their socks off.  well i was going in switch and caught my front edge on the lip of the jump.  crashed and burned badly. so some girl came up and told me i was her twin tip hero.  lol the name kinda stuck hence the username

Oct 1 2009 12:11AM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
gizz
Oct 1 2009 12:12AM
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jblaski
Posts: 5566 - Karma: 1,078
One of my good friends goes by DB. Pretty much everyone calls him that and not his real name. I don't even think twice about it anymore.
Oct 1 2009 12:15AM
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
hymen is a good nickname. so is stain.
Oct 1 2009 1:09AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
My nickname is seanvict from when i got arrested...

But one of my buddies nicknames is "tampon" cuz he always has his first aid stuff with him so he can "clean up blood"
Oct 1 2009 1:50AM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
Mine were Gnarmander, Gnar Kill, & Gnar Char.
Oct 1 2009 1:55AM
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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
Shit Stain.

Our hockey team was playing in a tourney and there was this huge brown stain on the back of one guy's boxers while we were changing; hence shit stain.
Oct 1 2009 2:33AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
but maybe a blumpkin pie? or blumpkin dumpkin? or blumpkin blender?
Oct 1 2009 2:55AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
I am the KRAAAAAAAAAAFT master.

Starfire.
Oct 1 2009 3:04AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
My nickname was Derb since freshman year of highschool. not really sure why, some kid in football just thought it worked, and it stuck for quite some time. I am pretty sure that some younger kids still at the highschool never knew my real name, but they definetly could identify me as derb.
Oct 1 2009 3:17AM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
these girls nicknamed me 'risky-dick' because i was taking a piss in there presence with the bathroom door open
Oct 1 2009 3:52AM
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mozzy
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 60
Friend of mine in college- her nickname was "Ho Jo".


Oct 1 2009 7:17AM
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