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Joke Thread.

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CreamSteez.
Posts: 299 - Karma: 81
make a mother fucking joke.
Sep 30 2009 4:15PM
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Lemuel
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what kind of bee's make milk? 

Boobies
Sep 30 2009 4:17PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
What did the NS'er "HOODRICH" say to the newb?










































Use the motherfucking searchbar before you make two threads on the same motherfucking topic.
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Sep 30 2009 4:21PM
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eastside
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hahaha. very nice.
Sep 30 2009 4:52PM
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Morgen.
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god austin your such a fucking faggot, no wonder why everyone on our hill makes fun of you.
Sep 30 2009 5:00PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
lmao
Sep 30 2009 5:02PM
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soulskier
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why did princess diana cross the road?









she wasnt wearing a seat belt



what was the las thing to go through princess diana's mind?







her steering wheel




oooooooooooooh
Sep 30 2009 5:23PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
That isnt really an answer to the question...
Sep 30 2009 5:29PM
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fireballin
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what did the search bar say to the search bar



















































SEARCHBAR!
Sep 30 2009 5:32PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Searchbar 'jokes'....so many failed threads. NS just isn't witty enough to keep a good joke thread going. It always gets ruined with lame baby jokes and racism.
Sep 30 2009 5:41PM
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frosted_flakes
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 1,256

I BET YOU FEEL LIKE THE FUCKING MAN NOW!

...but its true

Sep 30 2009 5:43PM
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tommyp1ckles
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womens rights
Sep 30 2009 5:50PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
huh?
Sep 30 2009 7:51PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
How do you know it's bed time in Michael Jackson's house?
-the big hand touches the little hand.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and caviar?
-one comes on crackers, and the other is fish eggs.


What's the bird of freedom? -eagle  What's the bird of peace? -dove  What's the bird of love? -swan
What's the bird of trueee love? -swallow.


What's worse than 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?  
-1 dead baby in 7 trash can.


off to hell i go now.
Sep 30 2009 7:58PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
knock knock
whos there
the search bar is knocking at your door and pissed you didn't use her
Sep 30 2009 7:59PM
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Jamestown
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She crossed the street because she flew out of her car, due to lack of a seatbelt.

Ha?
Sep 30 2009 8:02PM
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Eli.D
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what the difference between a baby and a mansion?
-I've never been inside a mansion before.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
-ones fun to hit with a hammer the other is a watermelon
Sep 30 2009 8:36PM
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Jamestown
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What do you call epileptic lettuce?




Seizure salad
Sep 30 2009 8:40PM
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