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The search for my Llama head.

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Mr.Bishop
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So for those of you at IF3, or who read the news articles you saw the Drama Llama.

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However, later on in the night some stupid motherfucker took it upon themselves to steal the head of the costume and run out the front door. We did our best to pursue, but alas they got away.

I'm really fucking mad about this. It took a long time to find that costume, and it wasn't cheap. I had to pay $500 to replace the head as the costume was a rental.

So if you or one of your friends was the person that stole the head, please contact me and return it. I will not be mad if I get it back.

Now, if you choose to stay in hiding I'm going to open up the wrath of god on you as much as it is in my power to do so. You didn't realize that there are security cameras everywhere in that building, and I have access to the footage. I have opened up a police report and fully intend to find and prosecute the person who took my head.

For those of you who know me, you know I can be one seriously vindictive motherfucker. So your best bet is to just fess up and get the head to me. No hard feelings.

And if its your buddy, I'll offer an unbelievable amount of ski gear to sell him out. I'll get you pow skis, park skis, bindings outerwear, goggles... whatever the fuck you want.

I want my head back.

So... anyone care to privately talk to me before I have a picture of your face posted on the homepage of Newschoolers?


Sep 30 2009 12:36PM
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the.hoffman
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 283
I wish a friend of mine stole it.
Oct 4 2009 12:44AM
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518
Posts: 187 - Karma: 10
yea, i was stumbling out, and i saw doug pissed as hell running out in a half llama suit, thats bullshit someone would do that.
Oct 4 2009 11:16AM
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SkeechyD
Posts: 2026 - Karma: 1,071
will you take my gorilla head instead?!!!!
Oct 4 2009 3:42PM
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matweary
Posts: 110 - Karma: 11
Hahahahahaha funny shit
Oct 4 2009 3:56PM
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RickAstley
Posts: 953 - Karma: 32
that guy is forsure going to hell
Oct 4 2009 8:26PM
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[Adam]
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 256
bahahahaha this just made my night!
Oct 4 2009 9:40PM
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joelski22
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
someone please give this guy his head
Oct 4 2009 10:12PM
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highaltNM
Posts: 552 - Karma: 52
haha
Oct 5 2009 9:44AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Wow, three pages and still no head? Someone has some loyal friends.
Oct 5 2009 11:36AM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
hilarious....
Oct 5 2009 7:04PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 36,030
can i just buy some cheap skis from you to help out the cause?
Oct 5 2009 10:07PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
yea dood find me a good deal on some fult titls n u can use that to help pay..if u cant find the dude.  wans't me tho im not allowed in canada.  anywho good luck bruda
Oct 5 2009 11:46PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
Whoever took the head, please PM me an let me know so i can rat your ass out to Bishop for some new outerwear. Thanks.
Oct 6 2009 9:04AM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
like seriously dude? who the fuck would do this to your brother? we are all skiers and you must be a fucked up personn to disrespect your community like that... goodluck bishop!!!
Oct 6 2009 1:11PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Good luck finding the thief. I have a slightly used easter bunny head if that helps any.
Oct 6 2009 3:52PM
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Larz-the-Ninja
Posts: 2976 - Karma: 14
Are there any hidden cameras or any cameras at all that got a picture of the face of the thief? you should probably look in to it.
Oct 6 2009 5:10PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
you should probably finish reading his original post...
Oct 6 2009 6:26PM
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m.brus
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 103
i hope you get it back and beat the fucker who took it.
Oct 6 2009 6:31PM
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BrothaBrote
Posts: 402 - Karma: 115
Nice investigation skills! HAHA
Oct 6 2009 6:33PM
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CZA
Posts: 1715 - Karma: 202
You realize the head is the only thing that really costs a lot. If the suit was stolen im sure he would only owe 400.
Oct 6 2009 6:43PM
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polka.yardSAIL
Posts: 459 - Karma: 8
this reminds me of princess mononoke!
Oct 6 2009 9:33PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
someones fucked

GL gettin that head back doug
Oct 7 2009 11:38AM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
some commented in a thread about a wedding for someone on surface saying cool i should wear my new Llama head there.........
Oct 7 2009 8:31PM
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Boggs
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 208
word
Oct 8 2009 1:16AM
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weskisea
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this is fucking hilarious
Oct 8 2009 1:54AM
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ben-jamm-in
Posts: 344 - Karma: 174
Any luck with the surveillance camereas Bishop?
Oct 8 2009 2:00AM
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Evan.M
Posts: 218 - Karma: 1,241
IT WAS WME!!!!!
Oct 8 2009 8:57PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
ummmmm , somethings telling me you should talk to this kid.
Oct 9 2009 8:28PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
I'm pretty sure it was just a joke.
Oct 9 2009 11:07PM
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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
This begs the question......

Who lets a $500 easily stealable prop sit unwatched?

Thankfully this head will be easy to find. First motherfucker wearing llama head at any party I am at is getting jumped.

I bet someone saw it and went, DUDE THATS THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME IMMA WEAR! THE DRAMA LLAMA
Oct 10 2009 12:56AM
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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
Dude surveillance footage is shit man.

It is incredibly hard to get footage where you can actually make a face shot out. Unless you have a mega baller surveillance system. In other words, you get web cam quality footage basically.

The only surveillance systems that seem to catch anyone are the ones in casinos. Thats what I mean by baller surveillance systems.

Plus funny thing too, lots of clothing stores have fake security cameras too just to give the illusion and try and deter theft by scare tactics.

Surveillance footage....most useless invention of the 21st century as long as everyone keeps using a fucking web cam for that shit. (they don't really, but for fucks sake it mys well be).
Oct 10 2009 1:04AM
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Sir_SkrillALot
Posts: 1736 - Karma: 668
You realize occasionally someone is watching the surveillance footage...
Oct 10 2009 1:53AM
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buckers
Posts: 448 - Karma: 12
Actually, you can use CCTV as a first step, consider; at a NS premiere, everyone is going to be wearing some pretty bright and individual clothes.  From the CCTV, you can see roughly what the person is wearing, Bishop could post the CCTV image, and get everyone to look through any photos taken that night (of which there are probably hundreds) for a clearer image.  This would most likely lead to a face, which can be used to identify the theif.
Oct 10 2009 5:42AM
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2_fadez
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pretty good idea. i vouch for that
Oct 10 2009 5:17PM
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buckers
Posts: 448 - Karma: 12
Or if Bishop doesn't want to potentially give away the thief's identity before he has been reprimanded, he could just get everyone to upload the photos onto a Flickr or Facebook group, and search through those.
Oct 10 2009 7:14PM
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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
Thats true. With as many people carrying digi cams, video cams, and cell phones it wouldn't surprise me......in fact I htink the onion the daily show or someone had a joke about a crime caught on camera in "todays society"

Joking about how cameras are ever prevalent in life and shit and then they are like the crime was caught by not one, or two but 237 cameras. Here we have shots A through FF which are within 2 minutes of the crime and here you can see him....

you had to be there is what I am getting at.


Oct 10 2009 9:24PM
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LC.
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This is great. Whoever stole it should send some ransom photos from around the country/world wearing the head.
Oct 10 2009 9:34PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
this
Oct 11 2009 1:54PM
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mklammer
Posts: 388 - Karma: 610
hahahaa. would be sick..
Oct 11 2009 4:25PM
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kthnxbai.
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 179
hope you get your head back.  i wanna see the pictures/footage.  someone is about to get owned.
Oct 11 2009 5:16PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Is it just me or were we promised a new front page several days ago? I hope you find your head, but I also want to see the culprits face.
Oct 11 2009 8:48PM
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MrYeates
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 91
yeah try to get the footage up and we can all join the investigation
Oct 11 2009 10:39PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
things are going to get pretty rocky if bishop gets a Llama ear mailed to him with a note.......
Oct 12 2009 8:44AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
bahahahahaha
Oct 12 2009 7:14PM
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tj.hall
Posts: 681 - Karma: 37
Go Berman! Thats pretty sleazy to be going around stealing llama heads. I hope the thief gets caught. Cant believe skiers would do that to each other.
Oct 12 2009 10:48PM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
if only
Oct 13 2009 7:55PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68

ha ha ha ya i totally see it : D

Oct 13 2009 10:34PM
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silex
Posts: 526 - Karma: 63
were can i get a suit like that for halloween?
Oct 13 2009 10:38PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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So i take it the head was never found?
Oct 14 2009 4:55PM
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