So for those of you at IF3, or who read the news articles you saw the Drama Llama.
However, later on in the night some stupid motherfucker took it upon themselves to steal the head of the costume and run out the front door. We did our best to pursue, but alas they got away.
I'm really fucking mad about this. It took a long time to find that costume, and it wasn't cheap. I had to pay $500 to replace the head as the costume was a rental.
So if you or one of your friends was the person that stole the head, please contact me and return it. I will not be mad if I get it back.
Now, if you choose to stay in hiding I'm going to open up the wrath of god on you as much as it is in my power to do so. You didn't realize that there are security cameras everywhere in that building, and I have access to the footage. I have opened up a police report and fully intend to find and prosecute the person who took my head.
For those of you who know me, you know I can be one seriously vindictive motherfucker. So your best bet is to just fess up and get the head to me. No hard feelings.
And if its your buddy, I'll offer an unbelievable amount of ski gear to sell him out. I'll get you pow skis, park skis, bindings outerwear, goggles... whatever the fuck you want.
I want my head back.
So... anyone care to privately talk to me before I have a picture of your face posted on the homepage of Newschoolers?
