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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
What's your ideal job? I know most people would love to be a pro skiier, or a career liftie, or a cook at the ski lodge but lets think outside the box.

Personally I'd like to test rollercosters or maybe be a geologist.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Mar 2 2004 11:29AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Ok, #1 ideal job: Food critic for the New York TImes (who gets paid an inexplicably large amount to eat good food).

If I could have some guarantee that I wouldn't end up living in pverty all my life, maybe a writer. It'd be fun to own a golf course....oh wait, I already do (too bad I have so many likewise invested relatives).but yeah, I intend to end up with a house up on whistler at some point, so whatever lets me achieve that. I'm going into law, anyways, so that's the end of that.

But rollercoaster tester sounds good, except for the life expectancy aspect of it, and the possibility that you might actually get bored of roller coasters (God forbid).


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Mar 2 2004 12:22PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
vampire

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I now have this new found passion for cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Mar 2 2004 12:39PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
I would like to be some sort of critic, like a food or resort critic. I would also like to save homeless animals (sort of like the human society), if I could actually get paid to do it, that would be great.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Mar 2 2004 12:41PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^Haha exactly, there's so many things where you'd love to do it if only it didn't mean abject poverty.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Mar 2 2004 12:43PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
vampire... hahahaha.. that's funny.

Christine, I hear a lot of people who love animals say that they would love to work in a vets office or an animal rescue shelter. After they see animals who are injured or in discomfort or all maingy and neglected they often change their story.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Mar 2 2004 12:46PM
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lotus
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id be a super model >.
Mar 2 2004 2:09PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
Ski resort manger or some thing like that, im going to college for it.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Mar 2 2004 3:13PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
news director for Newschoolers.com

'Oh, and Morocco offered 2000 monkeys to help detonate landmines (an offer which was refused).' - J.D._May
Mar 2 2004 3:35PM
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mutescratch
Posts: 570 - Karma: 10
i'd love to own a really big bar with my friends and we'd get paid by some rich moddafucker who'd like our beer


maxcox9 - Then we all went to his house, and when everyone had passed out and me and the older dude were still boozing away, he came to sit on my lap and troking my hair and shit.I was like what the fuck are you doing, we're not playing that anymore, and he tried to fucking kiss me! That was scary as fuck.

221 - just close your eyes and pretend its Britney Spears with a strap-on.
Mar 2 2004 3:36PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
my ideal job...set up my pipeline and watch the cash flow in and do w/e i wanted because i have no limit.
Phree Stylez
Mar 2 2004 3:44PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
professional lottery winner...




You Don't Realize What You Have Untill It's Taken Away.
Mar 2 2004 4:14PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
i want to be an invest banker... (they work hard until you earn your position, then you basically just get to boss people around and organize meetings and stuff) personally i think it would be fun!


~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
Mar 2 2004 4:31PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
I'd want to be 'professionally famous' like paris hilton, except not as skinny.


Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
Mar 2 2004 4:32PM
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*ELLA*
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 11
bartender at a ski resort (my friends dad does it)hes the coolest man ever
~Ella


GIRLS OF NS REPRESENT

*if you are going to fuck up, fuck up big*
Mar 2 2004 4:34PM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
yea i would want to own an awesome ass bar in a ski town cause i would just hang there with my friends all the time and get wasted. Or work somehow related to any of the bands I like or just grow tons and tons of pot

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ
Mar 2 2004 4:39PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
ya a ski bar tender would be sweet. my brother was one a few years ago. now he has a much better job and makes more than a docter. but i think zoo keeper would be a sweet job.
i thought seabiscuit sucked. but i generally hate those minority goes against all odds and achieves greatness 'based on a true story' films
-ThisAngelicRage





Mar 2 2004 4:58PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i would like to be a top criminal defence attorney....or a judge...for the supreme court of canada.

or i would like to work with animals...at the zoo.....play with them, train them..that kinda thing..i dont want to see hurt animals, that makes me very sad.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

Mar 2 2004 5:34PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
my friend owns a ton of low income apartments, he makes good money and seems to never really work. he just rents to the mexicans and has them fix stuff when it breaks. that seems like a good one to me.


Follow the funk from the skunk in the dank that is crunk in the dungeon
Mar 2 2004 5:46PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Porn Star!!

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch
Mar 2 2004 5:58PM
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LC.
Posts: 5952 - Karma: 2,423
Ski photographer/film maker of course, but realisticly I think being a bike courier would rule. Ever since I saw somethign on Discovery Channel all about bikes that had a section on couriers and their bikes I've thought it would be so sweet to get paid to ride a bike and dodge cars. Whenever I see messengers ride past me I think it would be the best thing to do - sero commitments, zero hassle. I've just ordered myself a new Kona Scab which should be cool for blasting around town, so this summer I'd really like to try it out - there is a depot right opposite where I live so I'm going to ask a few of the guys sometime if there's likely to be work going or for general info.
Mar 2 2004 5:59PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
I was waiting for someone to say porn star... but why is everyone saying ski-related professions? I thought that was the only thing we couldn't say.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Mar 2 2004 6:06PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
I was hoping people on this site would have interests outside of skiing that's why I asked for non ski related jobs.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Mar 2 2004 6:12PM
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timber
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 13
I always thought working (taking pictures) for National Geographic. You'd be able to travel to places people only dream about. Either that or a video game tester.
Mar 2 2004 6:18PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
^
hahaha video game tester would kick ass!



'i' before 'e' except in Budweiser
Mar 2 2004 6:21PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
JD, I say the movie wonderland the other day (based on the life of john holmes), pornstar is one thing i wouldnt want to be. Watch the movie.




You Don't Realize What You Have Untill It's Taken Away.
Mar 2 2004 6:47PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^Heh, I didn't say I wanted to be one, I just said I was expecting SOMEONE to say it.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Mar 2 2004 6:49PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
1) Beer taste tester.
2) Judge in the Canabis Cup.
3) Hugh Hefner
Phree Stylez
Mar 2 2004 6:50PM
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LC.
Posts: 5952 - Karma: 2,423
Game tester is a hard job. There is SO much more to it than you think.
Mar 2 2004 6:55PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
I would like to be on the marketing department for a major ski resort or a custom windsurfing board shaper. Both would be awsome.
mmmmmm snow goood
Mar 2 2004 7:02PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
I'm planning on becoming a kangaroo when I get older.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Mar 2 2004 7:10PM
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powderchick
Posts: 238 - Karma: 11
i would love to be some sorta artist, or own a art gallery. o and ski.
if i dont do that then i wanna live in argintina and own a little winery.
FIGHT THE POWDER,SAVE THE WHALES,SMILES ARE FREE,AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL-KEEP IT REAL

Mar 2 2004 7:17PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
^ Your signature is very overwhelming with ditzy-sounding happiness.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Mar 2 2004 7:18PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
marketer for some ski company.

or be the manager of a clubhouse at a country club. or own the fuckin country club.


°SamDCaylor°

OOC Fo Lyfe, B-Town Represent, Bitches

www.poniverus.com
Mar 2 2004 8:13PM
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teembosqet17
Posts: 412 - Karma: 17
pro cave man





teem bousquet
Mar 2 2004 8:15PM
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alpinecowboy84
Posts: 3120 - Karma: 25
i'm pursuing my dream job: filmmaker.
the white n word

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jackson sucks, tell your friends.
Opinions were like kittens, I was givin' em away.
Mar 2 2004 8:18PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
i'd love to be an artist, but not poor. so i'm making a comprimise (sort of) and going to art school for graphic design. still art related, and decent pay.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Mar 2 2004 9:07PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
id really like to pursue a racing , hockey or ski career but being realistic id like to do marketing for a company like abercrombie bmw or like north face// i think itd also be cool to be like the hotel manager at the steamboat grand hotel or hell i think itd be cool to be an army ranger or in delta force or some kind of special ops. or itd be cool to do shit on wall street





handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis





Mar 2 2004 9:35PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
blackjack dealer
Mar 2 2004 9:38PM
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mg.
Posts: 752 - Karma: 74
I want to be the guy at my hill who looks after the park all day and like hits all the jumps
Pain is Temperary....Pride is forever
Mar 2 2004 9:41PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Im doing the ranger crap next year trust me it sucks BT sucks Army sucks I hate it.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch
Mar 2 2004 9:50PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
I'd like to be a Dendrochronologist. Sounds like fun!
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Mar 2 2004 10:38PM
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SofaKingdom
Posts: 122 - Karma: 10
I'm pursuing an acting career. I should be working by this fall, so I'll let ya'll know when to look for me. But I do have backup plans to either become an airline pilot for either corporate airline or a big one like NorthWest. Or pursue a career in graphic design.
'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
Mar 3 2004 12:03AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Media consultant or PR and Communication manager for some exciting company. That'd be nice. Or the PMO's press secretary. But only if it was a corrupt PMO.

Aw fuck it, might as well aim for the top. Chief Communications Officer. And a house at whistler. Because I'll either be filthy rich, or the housing market in whistler will destroy itself.



TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Mar 3 2004 12:36AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
id want to either own a sweet restaurant in a big ski town, or id like to be the owner of a huge company
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Mar 3 2004 1:14AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
world touring dj/producer....get paid to fly into a spot, do your thing for a night or two (usually all comped) and spin records at a club with hot chicks that want you



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Mar 3 2004 1:31AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
judge at the cannibus cup/legit pimp in amsterdam

thats the shit right there
Bent Films
www.canonskiboards.com
Mar 3 2004 1:33AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Yeah, it'd be awesome to work for National Geographic. I was actually thinking about pursuing that, but not so much in the photography. I'm going to be an Icthyologist and study Elasmobranchii (sharks, skates, and rays... hence the NS name). I could never ever do an office job. I'd HATE that and go nuts. I'd LOVE to get paid to swim with sharks all day.

Hahaha Anson, you nose picker. I only know that 'cause one of my friends was telling me about how she had to do a paper on that for her English 116 class or something.


-Sarah
Sharkbait
Girls of NS Represent

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''
-CR Johnson
Mar 3 2004 8:42AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
pornstar

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Mar 3 2004 10:14AM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
Photographer or study graphic design
Mar 3 2004 11:31AM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
pro patroller, use bombs/cannons/explosives of all sorts to ignite avalanches and ski all day. either that or park maintenance at hood or whis.
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Power in Numbers
Mar 3 2004 11:43AM
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