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10 commandments of sex

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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
need a list.  as dirty as possible.  please ns, i need your help
Sep 29 2009 1:31PM
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
sounds like someone hasn't had sex before to think for there self :(
Sep 29 2009 1:32PM
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BOSSignol
Posts: 593 - Karma: 16
Thou shall not pre-ejaculate unless its on a woman's face
Sep 29 2009 1:36PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
wut?
Sep 29 2009 1:36PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
haha you are buggin, ill share some of the list i got, i just dont have ten and i want as many as possible.
- when i wake up, you better be gone
-suck my dick, play with my balls, make me a sandwich and dont talk so much
-i dont need a condom, i have drano and a coat hanger
-when you have your period your butt IS always an option
-shave your shit
-if you cant deep throat i cant eat pussy
Sep 29 2009 1:36PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
classy reed.
Sep 29 2009 1:40PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Is there a reason for this over the top misogyny?
Sep 29 2009 1:43PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
yes, but is it really necessary?
Sep 29 2009 1:48PM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
All sed women look the same in the dark... just dont feel the same.
Sep 29 2009 1:54PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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i think we're all just curious cause not a single one of those was even funny. just stupid.
Sep 29 2009 1:57PM
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D-40
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thats why im asking for help
Sep 29 2009 2:16PM
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DBeck
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 63
haha, nice dan..
Sep 29 2009 2:19PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
if this is intended to be posted in a dorm or something, i highly recommend that #10 be "Upon reading this list, thou shalt realize that no woman has, nor ever will, set foot in this room with these classy gentlemen."
Sep 29 2009 2:21PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
Do not lay the D, unless equipped with a jimmy.

If it taste like chicken, keep on lickin.

If it tastes like trout, spit it out.

Remember the four Fs, Find em, Feel em, Fuck em, Forget em.

Don't drink whiskey, if you plan on getting friskey.

Thou shalt not fuck, if the bitch has a gut.


Sep 29 2009 2:28PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
"Oh yeah baby don't worry I'll pull out in time"

And then you nut in her.
Sep 29 2009 2:30PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
good shit jj
Sep 29 2009 2:37PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
rule number two, never let'em know your next move.
Sep 29 2009 3:16PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i think you'd rather reconsidering pulling out unless you wanna pay child support :P
Sep 29 2009 4:23PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11
lol your so funny:P
Sep 29 2009 4:56PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
hahahah priceless
Sep 29 2009 5:09PM
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ManOnTheMoon
Posts: 515 - Karma: 17
thou shall skip the for play
Sep 29 2009 5:29PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
if a girl has her period and does not tell you until you find out for yourself, she is thrown of the bed immediately and forced to do your laundry
Sep 29 2009 6:35PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
....Ever?
Sep 29 2009 6:46PM
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epoxiedtip
Posts: 535 - Karma: 56
I loled
Sep 29 2009 6:51PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
You don't pre ejaculate on a woman's face you regular ejaculate on it.
Sep 29 2009 6:56PM
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doublexl
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Sep 29 2009 6:56PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Not even if there was a fire!
Sep 29 2009 6:58PM
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abc8tr8we98g
Posts: 498 - Karma: 25
i wish i would have known this rule earlier...i could have had my laundry done for free
Sep 29 2009 6:58PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
if you are pre ejaculating on a girls face you will probably be regular ejaculating on it very soon after unless she moves.
Sep 29 2009 7:00PM
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basedjase
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 640
i agree.
Sep 29 2009 7:01PM
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Goku
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this thread is a waste of internetz
Sep 29 2009 8:07PM
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Ryan10271
Posts: 78 - Karma: 15

Be offensive, beyond dirty talk, insult that bitch.

Yell.

Change positions at least every 15 seconds

Grope her the whole time, no compliments

No protection, just pull out, 100% safe

Pee in her but? Maybe? Yes.

If she, you know, finishes, you did something wrong

Sep 29 2009 8:12PM
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powderdream
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I loled at your lol
Sep 29 2009 8:15PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

she shall not stop till we are finished

Sep 29 2009 8:23PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Thou shall not waste your ejaculate unless there is an imminent fire in the near vicinity.
Sep 29 2009 8:27PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
queefing is a natural occurrence during and after sex. Just deal with it.

Also, helmets may be necessary, as head injuries are commonplace.
Sep 29 2009 8:43PM
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coolhandluke
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 153
be respectful of your roommate:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33080540/ns/us_news-education/
Sep 29 2009 9:10PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,251
hahahahahhahahaha epic win
Sep 29 2009 9:16PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
There is only one commandment for sex.

-If the river flows red, take the mud track.
Sep 29 2009 9:27PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
If the river runs red, down to the old pub instead
Sep 29 2009 9:47PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
me gets dat
Sep 29 2009 11:27PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
Rule #1
when in doubt pull out
Sep 29 2009 11:27PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
Antioch's "Sexual Offense Prevention Policy" required students to ask permission from one another if they wanted to have sexual contact, including holding hands.
Sep 29 2009 11:38PM
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andreweckels
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ryan started the fire!!!
it was always burning since the world was turning!!!
Sep 29 2009 11:39PM
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B.L.A.K.E
Posts: 932 - Karma: 27

hahahaha

Sep 29 2009 11:41PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
hahahahhahah what do you think of the new season?
Sep 29 2009 11:42PM
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coolhandluke
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 153
holding hands is the devil's work, it is.
Sep 30 2009 11:17AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
isnt this the place where that creepy sex offender guy that kidnapped the girl and held her hostage as a sex slave for like 18 years came from?
Sep 30 2009 11:50AM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
women only need to do two things... stay thin and shut up.
Sep 30 2009 12:31PM
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Bryan*
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 115

if she is a spitter she is a quiter.

Sep 30 2009 1:05PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
i'm sure dave chapelle would be honored to be on your dumbass list
Sep 30 2009 7:53PM
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