no really i did.
i was walking my dog last night on a local trail with my family and my dog was about 6 feet ahead of me. It rounded a corner and started growling, then thump, tha thump, tha thump. Ahhhh... MOOSE! It knocked me off the path and into a patch of aspens. Then double back and stocked me in the aspens before slunking away. This all took probably about 30-50 seconds, but damn.... it was scary.
Lesson, we know that moose are agro and quick. But really. They are really really quick. 2000 lbs with 2 three foot shovels running at you, then knocking you down is not cool.