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I just got arrested

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CLT1
Posts: 15 - Karma: 20
Ok so here is what happened.....
going to school in NY and got a bit drunk and decided to kick in one of those glass vending machines to lynx some shit, i know bad idea but such a good idea at the time.  anmyhow, did it, campus polieice just happened to be right there out the window and heard it and caught us.  he called the police who came (one happend to be pretty banging) who i flritide with a fair amount but erronious. Got taken in hand cuffs to jail, which really blew.  moral of the story is... if you get the munchies drive the fuck to wendies!
Sep 27 2009 5:41AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
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Sep 27 2009 5:45AM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
moral of the story, learn basic grammar.

Sep 27 2009 5:46AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
I don't give a shit about what the other two guys have said, thats fucking awesome. You kicked in a vending machine haha. Thats just such a stupid but awesome moment when you get caught for kicking a vending machin hahaha. Luckily I went to Wendy's earlier, so goood. Otherwise that vending machine downstairs from me will be mine!
Sep 27 2009 5:52AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
alias
Sep 27 2009 8:04AM
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turtles
Posts: 410 - Karma: 30
pics or it DIDNT HAPPEN1!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 27 2009 8:28AM
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manuel87
Posts: 675 - Karma: 17
idiot
Sep 27 2009 8:52AM
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jblaski
Posts: 5566 - Karma: 1,078
Or better yet, go to subway and get a sub to put in your refrigerator. That way you don't have to drive anywhere when you're all fucked up. win win.
Sep 27 2009 11:08AM
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JaphyRyder
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 113
lynx?
Sep 27 2009 11:15AM
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49566738265
Posts: 0 - Karma: 7,704
"I just got arrested because I am about as intelligent as a squirrel"
Sep 27 2009 11:20AM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
if thats actually true, then props to you. thats amazing
Sep 27 2009 11:21AM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
Ouch
Sep 27 2009 12:07PM
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dwhite
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 32
how about instead of continuing your stupidity and driving to wendys, therefore getting into deeper shit. Just put money into the vending machine, thus not having to break it and get arrested.
Sep 27 2009 12:14PM
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mattridesskis
Posts: 635 - Karma: 17
I remember the first time I typoed
Sep 27 2009 12:26PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
thats like 25 street creds
Sep 27 2009 1:03PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
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Sep 27 2009 1:09PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
hahaha
Sep 27 2009 1:17PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
i remember the first time i eye of the jew'd
Sep 27 2009 1:19PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
the fag-o-meter is running on high!
Sep 27 2009 1:55PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
i wish karma could go negative...
Sep 27 2009 1:59PM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83
my friend was so high on campus one day and he put money in ot the vending machine and it didnt give him his food. so he kicked it and broke the glass and took all the candy. and everyone called him stoner foot
Sep 27 2009 2:04PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
burn
Sep 27 2009 2:05PM
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2+2=5
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 18
you deserved it
Sep 27 2009 3:38PM
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Static
Posts: 8575 - Karma: 3,991
Getting arrested without going to jail is like getting a handjob at the dinner table.
Sep 27 2009 4:02PM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
not that bad??
Sep 27 2009 4:31PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
cha-ching!
Sep 27 2009 4:34PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
i'm pretty positive my dad was your attorney
Sep 27 2009 6:53PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -8
Way to brag about being an waste of life.  Congratulations on being bad at being alive.
Sep 27 2009 6:57PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sep 27 2009 7:01PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
huhuhuhuhuhu
Sep 27 2009 7:05PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
my dad defended a kid who was found with a bag full of snacks from a broken vending machine. they also found like tools and shit. then they also found weed in his dorm. and he goes to college in NY
Sep 27 2009 7:08PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 23
Ummmmmm..... good for you?
Sep 27 2009 7:13PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Does that look like a pic to you?  No.  Until I have at least 5 pics and / or a 2 minute video I will not believe it.  Jokes

That would be hilarious if it turned out that they were the same people.
Sep 27 2009 7:24PM
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