Ah i spilled beer on my pot

i tried to poison my neighbor with antifreeze because he took my gameboy and broke pokemon ruby and then blamed it on some other kid and as i was walking out the door to go kill him i stubbed my toe and started cursing and beating the shit out of my door with this wooden mallet on my porch but then it broke and the mallet head flew off and hit the antifreeze and it spilled over and landed on my weed which got all fucking wet so then i didnt have pokemon ruby or weed so i put it in the microwave but i put it in tinfoil so it would stay crispy and i put it on defrost because antifreeze is supposed to defrost stuff so i figured a double defrost would equal extra dry or divide by zero and either way it would've been totally bitchin so i put it in for 8 mins and it sparked everywhere and my weed burned but i didnt notice because i was asking my mom to buy me a new pokemon ruby which she fucking said no to fucking bitch so then i went downstairs and it smelled like burnt weed so i opened the microwave and got totally baked from the burnt weed and then went to go kill my neighbor while high but the hot dog truck drove by so i went and got a hot dog instead

epic

classic

haha did that with a cigar one time i really wasnt thinking

give your marijuana a sponge bath.

get more weed.

Dry it off, then you can get stoned and drunk at the same time

THC is alcohol soluble, so its basically useless. Dry it out, and sell it to some n00b

I like how you think, I prefer to use cyanide though

put little pieces of newspaper in there and it will absorb all the liquid

it will also leak the ink into the pieces. now that's healthy.

pokemon ruby was the shit

then normal computer paper

twat

That's why it's called getting baked!