K so this is really wierd, so if you are 12 years old or just sensitive to grotesque subject matter, I'd recommend hitting the back button, and picking a new thread.
I've got this issue where I frequently get bloody noses. My gf knows about the issue, and usually it doesn't pose much of a problem. Unfortunately, sometimes my nose does decide to run at the wrong times. It happened during intercourse before, and when it does I just try cup my hand under my nose, and rush to the bathroom to del with the issue. Rarely do we finish up our business after one of these occurences. SUX. anyhow, me and my girl are getting down the other night, and things are just going a little wierd. We usually keep the condoms at the bedside table, but for some reason she moved them on this occasion. We're making out on her bed when she asks me to go and get the condoms, which she moved to the bathroom. I'm all like "thats wierd" but not to worried cuz its just a quick walk to the bathroom, and definitely worth the reward. I get back less than a minute later and shes all like, "I'm ready.. oh and i got some new lubricant at the store I wanted to try out.. already applied a little so why don't you just dive on in(these were'nt her exact words, but you get the just)". Usually I prep her with my tonque before sending it, but Im just thinking like what the hell, why not just go for it. So things get going, and everythings going fine until my gf asks, "are you sweating". Before I can get out a response i realize that i've got another bloody nose, and its dripping on my gf. "SHIT!" I start to recede to head to the bathroom, but my girls all like "fuck it, keep going." I'm just thinking wtf! but knowing that i NEVER get my nut when my bloody nose interrupts our intercourse, i decide to just say fuck and keep going at it while my nose spews out blood. By this point i've also realized that the lubricant my gf bought absolutely blows, and is not helping one bit. I speed things up (i've started to have second thoughts about continuing to send it after my nose errupted) to get my nut, and get this shit over with. I get my nut, and rush to the bathroom (gf right behind me) only to look at my naked body in the mirror and realize that I was not the only one having bleeding issues. So competely fucked up, never talked to the girl again since that night, and WOW cant believe i just shared the story.
