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This is a really serious question...

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weenox
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Your in a mall when zombies attack.

You have:
  1. One weapon
  2. One song blasting over the speakers
  3. And one famous person fighting alongside you
What and who will they be?....

mine:
       1.  A lightsbaer
       2.  Party Up by DMX (or let the bodies hit the floor)
       3.  Bruce Lee

Sep 22 2009 11:40PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3822 - Karma: 3,447
1.chrome 9 with a 36 round clip for thug status
2.ny state of mind- nas
3.Frank Lucas

Sep 24 2009 7:09PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
baseball bat wrapped in rusty barbed wire
three 6 mafia- dangerous posse
mike tyson along with his tiger
Sep 24 2009 7:12PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
hell yea dude zooey is a babe and a half
Sep 24 2009 7:16PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
1) some kind of gatling gun or one of those guns from district 9
2) bolero by maurice ravel
3) general patton
Sep 24 2009 7:25PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256

1)  loiusville slugger

2) you belong with me- taylor swift

3) dick cheney with a shotgun

Sep 24 2009 7:32PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
1) A line of Coke and my fists
2) "Barbie Girl"-Aqua
3) Super Mario
Sep 24 2009 7:39PM
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abc8tr8we98g
Posts: 498 - Karma: 25
everyone knows that blunt objects are much more effective than guns when it comes to zombies...so i would have an axe

the people's elbow by attack attack would be blaring over the speakers

and gina carano would be taking out zombies by my side with her crazy mma moves
Sep 24 2009 7:51PM
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Bepo
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1.
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Sep 24 2009 8:09PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
1. H&K G36A2
2. What A Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong
3. King Leonidas I of Sparta
Sep 24 2009 10:18PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
1. Volant Machete
2. Juke Box Hero-Foreigner
3. Saucer Boy
Sep 24 2009 10:48PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
1. ray gun
2. party in the usa
3. michael jackson
Sep 24 2009 11:37PM
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anarski
Posts: 120 - Karma: 11
I was thinking about this exact situation before this thread came up but only the weapon.
1. Lightsaber
2. George thorogood: Bad to the bone or Diplomats: this is what i do
3. Jason staham? the dude from snatch/crank etc. cause hes a badass
Sep 24 2009 11:37PM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
hahaha and uh
1. ski pole
2. let the bodies hit the floor? or something intense about things dying
3. MIKE TYSON! (when he was at his knock out age)

Sep 24 2009 11:48PM
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Rafe
Posts: 254 - Karma: 13
1. Gravity Gun
2. Watch This, Sweatshop Union
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Sep 24 2009 11:57PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449

1. an aa12 (automatic shotgun)

2. some beethoven shit

3. Robo Cop

Sep 25 2009 12:06AM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
Two Sawed off Shotguns
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(sawed off shotgun hand on the pump sippin on the 40 smokin on the blunt)

Singing in the rain or animal collective
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(a clockwork orange)

Isaac Brock
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if anyone has seen modes mouse in concert and seen the demonic stare this man gives, then you realize my choice.
Sep 25 2009 12:22AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
word
Sep 25 2009 12:30AM
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poopdonkey
Posts: 133 - Karma: 98
a sick ass sword or machete
werewolves of london
Sep 25 2009 1:44AM
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poopdonkey
Posts: 133 - Karma: 98
and steven segal
Sep 25 2009 1:45AM
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Phantom
Posts: 908 - Karma: 180
1) Mini-gun

2) Sympathy for the Devil-Rolling Stones

3) Bruce Willis
Sep 25 2009 1:51AM
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Phantom
Posts: 908 - Karma: 180
or maybe jack black for #3
Sep 25 2009 1:52AM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28

             14 inch Stihl chainsaw

             Karate by Tenacious D

             And of course, Mr. T, the man that pitys all you foo's.

Sep 25 2009 1:53AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79

WHO WOULD NOT CHOOSE THE FINAL COUNTDOWN???

Sep 25 2009 2:00AM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,686
flame thrower
Fight the Power -Public Enemy
Steve McQueen

Sep 25 2009 2:12AM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
i would have my pokeball
and playing crazy train by ozzy
and have ozzy there by my side to bite off their heads!!!!!!
Sep 25 2009 2:40AM
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
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wu tang clan - wu tang clan aint nuthing ta fuck wit
wolverine
Sep 25 2009 3:09AM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29
I change my celebrity to Ash from Army of Darkness... anyone who has seen this more or evil dead knows how bad ass this guy is.
Sep 25 2009 7:51PM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29
sorrry for the double post. here's a pic. Click for larger image
Sep 25 2009 7:53PM
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mynilla
Posts: 554 - Karma: 58
mistarugi's sword
damn it feels good to be a gangster by geto boys
dane tudor
Sep 25 2009 8:01PM
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NaturalRotater
Posts: 433 - Karma: 36
1. The Sword of Legend of Zelda that shoots fire when your at full health
2.What you say remix
3. Brock Lesnar ( who the fuck could take him.)
Sep 25 2009 8:02PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
Auto shotty of some sort.


gonna have to steal this one from rowen, but love will tear us apart - joy division would be a fun ass song to kill zombies too


and Eric Bana, like he was in Munich and in Black Hawk Down when he just fucked shit up
Sep 25 2009 8:15PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
>>blunt objects are much more effective
>>blunt object

>>...so i would have an axe
>>an axe


an axe ≠ blunt object


fail
Sep 25 2009 9:28PM
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itswillis21
Posts: 294 - Karma: 66

multiple bombs

you cant kill me- nas

and harry potter

Sep 25 2009 9:56PM
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ncbabbs
Posts: 94 - Karma: -20
1. That vacuum thing from "No Country for Old Men"
2. "Calm Like a Bomb" - RATM
3.  Mr. T
Sep 25 2009 10:04PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
the M1 garan is far too slow you couldnt get passed level 6 in nazi zombies with it. You need something like the mg42 or ray gun instead.
Sep 26 2009 12:21AM
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-dva-
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 23
the needler from halo because i'm an awful shot

m-83 - we own the sky

the bear jew from inglourious basterds

it'd be so epic
Sep 26 2009 12:27AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
the bear jew scene was way too long but was it hilarious. i think your set
Sep 26 2009 12:33AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
1. A racing bigot's skis
2. No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper
3. ManBearPig
Sep 26 2009 12:56AM
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TomTeller
Posts: 277 - Karma: 153

1. A condom

2. ?

3. Megan fox (profit)

Sep 26 2009 1:00AM
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connoroh
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2 made me laugh out loud.
Sep 26 2009 1:07AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
re-evaluated and ive got 3 new ones
weapon- sawed off shot gun with lots of ammo
song- team song to cruisin' U.S.A. for n64
person- Jungle Commando from Golden Eye for n64
Sep 26 2009 1:32AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
a machine gun
spit your game talk your shit- biggie
jack from pirates of the Caribbean with his sword.
Sep 26 2009 2:11AM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
The hammer from Super Smash Bros. 64
A half OJ da Juiceman half Gucci Mane Mixtape
and

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Sep 26 2009 2:20AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
give me a master chief suit and a br/sniper rifle

kiss your ass goodbye-dblock

jack daniels
Sep 26 2009 2:30AM
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kylebrazil
Posts: 317 - Karma: 14

1. ski pole

2.matt and kim- good ol fashioned nightmare

3.notorious BIG

Sep 26 2009 2:30AM
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OrangeName
Posts: 675 - Karma: 15

1 lightsaber

2 girls just wanna have fun/ job for a cowboy

3 jesus

Sep 26 2009 2:46AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
weapon - a table leg/brass knuckles/a revolver/a hand grenade(whered i get a hand grenade?)
song - yae yo ft problemz - the beatnuts
celebrity - guy from pineapple express at about :07
or jackie chan
or mccruber
Sep 26 2009 2:54AM
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PC.
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 18
As a serious topic, this needs to be discussed in great detail. Over time, as many movies and historical documents have shown, the zombie virus is carried in bodily secretions, most notably, blood. Due to the messy nature of how zombies don't want to die typically, and are quite persistent in sticking around to try and "convert" you, a bashing of the brain and/or heart is usually required. Sadly, the bashing that must ensue causes gashes/cuts/abrasions to the scalp and various other parts of the body, leading to these infected fluids to spill out, and in all likelehood, onto you. Bloodborne pathogens are no joke people.

Therefore, the weapon of choice must be thought about wisely. I have seen many of you choosing hand to hand combat items, items that would bring you into the "splash zone". A weapon that is either ranged in nature, does not expire as time wears on (bullets run out people), or cauterizes the wounds as they are inflicted are best to be chosen. In an unrealistic world, or the one where zombies infest malls, a lightsaber would serve best.

1. Light saber
2. Mortal Kombat
3. Blanca from Street Fighter
Sep 26 2009 3:39AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
that woud be amazing
Sep 26 2009 4:10AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
bazooka
i couldnt find what i wanted, so ill settle with something silly like tom jones
eugeune hutz
Sep 26 2009 10:54AM
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