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This is a really serious question...

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weenox
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 19
Your in a mall when zombies attack.

You have:
  1. One weapon
  2. One song blasting over the speakers
  3. And one famous person fighting alongside you
What and who will they be?....

mine:
       1.  A lightsbaer
       2.  Party Up by DMX (or let the bodies hit the floor)
       3.  Bruce Lee

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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
1. Katana
2. Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
3. Bruce Lee
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skibum18
Posts: 30 - Karma: 13
1. Xcalibur

2. ghosts N stuff - deadmau5

3. Christopher Walken
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 103
1) Diamond powered laser gun from Congo
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2) "Why Can't We Be Friends" by War


3)Michael Clark Duncan FTW
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
LightSaber.

Heart of a Champion by Nelly.

and........... Spider Man. (like the actual web slinging spider man, not the actor)
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sk1er
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
1. darth muals lightsaber
2. can i kick it
3. miranda kerr
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noname..
Posts: 449 - Karma: 91

i liike this one. 

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hank.
Posts: 227 - Karma: 38
YES! YES!
and YES
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
chaingun

wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck wit

chewbacca or hulk hogan.. brother
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psizzle
Posts: 1299 - Karma: 567
1. golden gun from james bond
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2.Recurring- Bonobo

3. Charles Bronson
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has to be in slow motion tho for full effect
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
i want my hands to be made into swords

i want murmaider to be playing

i want max brooks to be there, taking notes.
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justinTpetricko
Posts: 287 - Karma: 1,043

AK

Raging techno music

obama

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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,538
greeb lightsaber

Triumph -wu-tang

Ken Kesey
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
I heart her
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
bike chain
Hurricane- Bob Dylan
ponyboy curtis


yeah bitch greasers versus zombies


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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
.50 cal machine gun

Let the bodies hit the floor.

Paris hilton so I can FUCKING KILL HER
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Dylan_
Posts: 9828 - Karma: 1,408


Kimbo slice


the other two, i don't really know haha
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
a buncha joints
don't worry by bob marley
jesus riding a dinosaur
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
ray gun
harder then you think-public enemy
santa
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2560 - Karma: 151
1. Pimp Cane
2.Party and Bullshit ratatat remix
3.Megan Fox
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mak
Posts: 700 - Karma: 167

1. Light Saber cause they're just so god damn cool

2. Walk of Life by Dire Straits

3. Seaking

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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
flame thrower

final count down

house (for when I get bit)
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 77
1. Lightsaber would own.

2. Bombtrack (RatM)

3. Big Bird (I have no idea why).
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Freeskim@n
Posts: 732 - Karma: 203

a ski

final countdown

biggie small

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978
Posts: 123 - Karma: 34
hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
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Uncle_Remus
Posts: 1880 - Karma: 368
who ever said darth mauls light saber that thing was boss but make it purple
bad company by bad company
jimi hendrix with a guitar that doubles as a flame thrower
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
hahahaha i like this one
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
Tommy gun

Ghosts N Stuff-Deadmau5

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
1.) dual Uzi's
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2.) Gunther - the ding dong song


3.) Chug
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,834
Sawed off pump action shotty

Nothin' But A Good Time - Poison

Jason Statham
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J-Wallz
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 54
a Mini Gun
disturbed - down with the sickness
BJ penn
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steve0
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 1,343

1.) Nunchucks

2.) http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HWwq4BCnw

3.) Leonardo

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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57

steel toe boot

sigging in the rain

ron jermy

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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
perfect
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
katana
dead wrong
bruce lee
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 513

.357

party up by dmx

mark walberg

i fuckin win

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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 513
wow this kids the shit
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2886 - Karma: 721
Darth mall's lightsaber (double sided)

Eye of a tiger

optimus prime
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
Tomahawks.

I'll try anything once- Strokes

Sidney Crosby. (We couldn't help but strike up a great friendship after fighting off a horde of zombies together, it's just such a powerful bonding experience. He would give me season's tickets for life and choose to be traded to the Habs or Leafs)
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 103
haha
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298

infinate ammo Minigun

3 minitues to midnight by Maiden

Wolverine

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J-Neal
Posts: 1545 - Karma: 172

Lightsaber

Duel of the fates

Liam Neeson

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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
dual smg

Throw it up by LIl jon

Tyler Durden
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
Ahhh man you beat me to the WAR song, my marine buddy had that on repeat when he was in Fallujah in 2004 (he's got a few bolts loose, good guy though). Made me laugh though.

anyways

1 scaffolding with a track that swivles 360 degrees and an unlimited supply of detonating bowling balls

2 why can't we be friends

3 Jack Nicholson
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
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enough said
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
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hopefully wont fail
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29
1) gonna have to give the nod to Katana. with a saw off shotgun on the back.
2)

3) Kudos to the guy who put up Gordon freeman, imma have to go with him too.

If you want a real person, well then Imma have to you with Mike Vallely. He could definetly fuck up some zombies.


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bryanw
Posts: 533 - Karma: 284
all 150 original pokemon(one pokeball=1 item) or gernades
Final count down or Nothing but a good time
Jackie Chan or Morgan Freeman


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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,309
a fighter jet
the final countdown
eheath
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GANDALF
Posts: 6312 - Karma: 6,706
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