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This is a really serious question...

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weenox

Posts: 1568 - Karma: 19

Karma: 19

Posts: 1568

Insane

Your in a mall when zombies attack.

You have:

One weapon
One song blasting over the speakers
And one famous person fighting alongside you

What and who will they be?....

mine:
       1. A lightsbaer
       2. Party Up by DMX (or let the bodies hit the floor)
       3. Bruce Lee

Sep 22 2009 11:40PM

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k-rob

Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892

Karma: 2,892

Posts: 14217

Crazy Fool

1. Katana
2. Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
3. Bruce Lee

Sep 23 2009 10:51AM

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skibum18

Posts: 30 - Karma: 13

Karma: 13

Posts: 30

Lame

1. Xcalibur

2. ghosts N stuff - deadmau5

3. Christopher Walken

Sep 23 2009 10:53AM

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Tasche

Posts: 5422 - Karma: 101

Karma: 101

Posts: 5422

No Life

1) Diamond powered laser gun from Congo

2) "Why Can't We Be Friends" by War

3)Michael Clark Duncan FTW

Sep 23 2009 10:56AM

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skiminnesota

Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429

Karma: 429

Posts: 9093

Crazy Fool

LightSaber.

Heart of a Champion by Nelly.

and........... Spider Man. (like the actual web slinging spider man, not the actor)

Sep 23 2009 11:00AM

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sk1er

Posts: 614 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 614

Ridiculous

1. darth muals lightsaber

2. can i kick it

3. miranda kerr

Sep 23 2009 12:13PM

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noname..

Posts: 449 - Karma: 91

Karma: 91

Posts: 449

Ridiculous

i liike this one.

Sep 23 2009 9:11PM

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hank.

Posts: 227 - Karma: 38

Karma: 38

Posts: 227

Loner

YES! YES!
and YES

Sep 23 2009 9:26PM

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wesley.

Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049

Karma: 1,049

Posts: 6483

No Life

chaingun

wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck wit

chewbacca or hulk hogan.. brother

Sep 23 2009 9:28PM

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psizzle

Posts: 1299 - Karma: 567

Karma: 567

Posts: 1299

Insane

1. golden gun from james bond

2.Recurring- Bonobo

3. Charles Bronson

has to be in slow motion tho for full effect

Sep 23 2009 9:30PM

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grifftang

Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14

Karma: 14

Posts: 1277

Insane

i want my hands to be made into swords

i want murmaider to be playing

i want max brooks to be there, taking notes.

Sep 23 2009 9:33PM

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justinTpetricko

Posts: 287 - Karma: 1,043

Karma: 1,043

Posts: 287

Loner

Raging techno music

obama

Sep 23 2009 9:39PM

0 0

spliff.Life

Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,544

Karma: 1,544

Posts: 7847

Crazy Fool

greeb lightsaber

Triumph -wu-tang

Ken Kesey

Sep 23 2009 9:47PM

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Mooserz

Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32

Karma: 32

Posts: 2945

Addict

I heart her

Sep 23 2009 9:52PM

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inactive

Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97

Karma: 97

Posts: 4772

No Life

bike chain

Hurricane- Bob Dylan

ponyboy curtis

yeah bitch greasers versus zombies

Sep 23 2009 9:55PM

0 0

BrewskiJr

Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478

Karma: 1,478

Posts: 5738

No Life

.50 cal machine gun

Let the bodies hit the floor.

Paris hilton so I can FUCKING KILL HER

Sep 23 2009 9:55PM

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Dylan_

Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,404

Karma: 1,404

Posts: 9824

Crazy Fool

Kimbo slice

the other two, i don't really know haha

Sep 23 2009 10:00PM

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2_fadez

Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183

Karma: 4,183

Posts: 7780

Crazy Fool

a buncha joints
don't worry by bob marley
jesus riding a dinosaur

Sep 23 2009 10:01PM

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pmw

Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831

Karma: 831

Posts: 5760

No Life

ray gun

harder then you think-public enemy

santa

Sep 23 2009 10:02PM

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Uncle.Badness

Posts: 2552 - Karma: 113

Karma: 113

Posts: 2552

Addict

1. Pimp Cane

2.Party and Bullshit ratatat remix

3.Megan Fox

Sep 23 2009 10:24PM

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mak

Posts: 700 - Karma: 167

Karma: 167

Posts: 700

Ridiculous

1. Light Saber cause they're just so god damn cool

2. Walk of Life by Dire Straits

3. Seaking

Sep 23 2009 10:29PM

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deleted5

Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,509

Karma: 13,509

Posts: 14507

Crazy Fool

flame thrower

final count down

house (for when I get bit)

Sep 23 2009 10:35PM

0 0

Elijah.

Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76

Karma: 76

Posts: 9322

Crazy Fool

1. Lightsaber would own.

2. Bombtrack (RatM)

3. Big Bird (I have no idea why).

Sep 23 2009 10:51PM

0 0

Freeskim@n

Posts: 732 - Karma: 203

Karma: 203

Posts: 732

Ridiculous

a ski

final countdown

biggie small

Sep 24 2009 7:25AM

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978

Posts: 123 - Karma: 34

Karma: 34

Posts: 123

Pro

hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Sep 24 2009 8:14AM

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Uncle_Remus

Posts: 1880 - Karma: 368

Karma: 368

Posts: 1880

Insane

who ever said darth mauls light saber that thing was boss but make it purple
bad company by bad company
jimi hendrix with a guitar that doubles as a flame thrower

Sep 24 2009 8:25AM

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hartig

Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 8192

Crazy Fool

hahahaha i like this one

Sep 24 2009 9:23AM

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musick13

Posts: 913 - Karma: 44

Karma: 44

Posts: 913

Insane

Tommy gun

Ghosts N Stuff-Deadmau5

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris

Sep 24 2009 11:58AM

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TechnoPotamus

Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522

Karma: 3,522

Posts: 11626

Crazy Fool

1.) dual Uzi's

2.) Gunther - the ding dong song

3.) Chug

Sep 24 2009 12:06PM

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danbrown

Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,833

Karma: 21,833

Posts: 11939

Crazy Fool

Sawed off pump action shotty

Nothin' But A Good Time - Poison

Jason Statham

Sep 24 2009 2:43PM

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J-Wallz

Posts: 1264 - Karma: 54

Karma: 54

Posts: 1264

Insane

a Mini Gun
disturbed - down with the sickness
BJ penn

Sep 24 2009 3:03PM

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steve0

Posts: 1137 - Karma: 1,339

Karma: 1,339

Posts: 1137

Insane

1.) Nunchucks

2.) http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HWwq4BCnw

3.) Leonardo

Sep 24 2009 3:28PM

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Pee_and_Ski

Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57

Karma: 57

Posts: 1869

Insane

steel toe boot

sigging in the rain

ron jermy

Sep 24 2009 3:37PM

0 0

Crack.

Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84

Karma: 84

Posts: 6020

No Life

perfect

Sep 24 2009 3:40PM

0 0

C.Wood

Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180

Karma: 180

Posts: 2524

Addict

katana
dead wrong
bruce lee

Sep 24 2009 3:41PM

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killabees

Posts: 8558 - Karma: 512

Karma: 512

Posts: 8558

Crazy Fool

.357

party up by dmx

mark walberg

i fuckin win

Sep 24 2009 3:42PM

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killabees

Posts: 8558 - Karma: 512

Karma: 512

Posts: 8558

Crazy Fool

wow this kids the shit

Sep 24 2009 3:46PM

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*steeze_is_good

Posts: 2886 - Karma: 721

Karma: 721

Posts: 2886

Addict

Darth mall's lightsaber (double sided)

Eye of a tiger

optimus prime

Sep 24 2009 3:47PM

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flippintricker

Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9

Karma: 9

Posts: 2408

Addict

Tomahawks.

I'll try anything once- Strokes

Sidney Crosby. (We couldn't help but strike up a great friendship after fighting off a horde of zombies together, it's just such a powerful bonding experience. He would give me season's tickets for life and choose to be traded to the Habs or Leafs)

Sep 24 2009 4:00PM

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Tasche

Posts: 5422 - Karma: 101

Karma: 101

Posts: 5422

No Life

haha

Sep 24 2009 4:18PM

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MLB

Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298

Karma: 298

Posts: 4462

No Life

infinate ammo Minigun

3 minitues to midnight by Maiden

Wolverine

Sep 24 2009 4:20PM

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J-Neal

Posts: 1545 - Karma: 172

Karma: 172

Posts: 1545

Insane

Lightsaber

Duel of the fates

Liam Neeson

Sep 24 2009 4:20PM

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dwigt

Posts: 461 - Karma: 2

Karma: 2

Posts: 461

Ridiculous

dual smg

Throw it up by LIl jon

Tyler Durden

Sep 24 2009 6:23PM

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NW_Rider

Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314

Karma: 314

Posts: 2580

Addict

Ahhh man you beat me to the WAR song, my marine buddy had that on repeat when he was in Fallujah in 2004 (he's got a few bolts loose, good guy though). Made me laugh though.

anyways

1 scaffolding with a track that swivles 360 degrees and an unlimited supply of detonating bowling balls

2 why can't we be friends

3 Jack Nicholson

Sep 24 2009 6:31PM

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VT_FLO

Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147

Karma: 147

Posts: 3806

Addict

[img[http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/p/Pitt_Brad/sq-brad-achilles-troy-ab.jpg[/img]

enough said

Sep 24 2009 6:35PM

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VT_FLO

Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147

Karma: 147

Posts: 3806

Addict

hopefully wont fail

Sep 24 2009 6:37PM

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afrocentric

Posts: 707 - Karma: 29

Karma: 29

Posts: 707

Ridiculous

1) gonna have to give the nod to Katana. with a saw off shotgun on the back.
2)

3) Kudos to the guy who put up Gordon freeman, imma have to go with him too.

If you want a real person, well then Imma have to you with Mike Vallely. He could definetly fuck up some zombies.

Sep 24 2009 6:49PM

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