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This is a really serious question...

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weenox
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 19
Your in a mall when zombies attack.

You have:
  1. One weapon
  2. One song blasting over the speakers
  3. And one famous person fighting alongside you
What and who will they be?....

mine:
       1.  A lightsbaer
       2.  Party Up by DMX (or let the bodies hit the floor)
       3.  Bruce Lee

Sep 22 2009 11:40PM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
marky mark and the funky bunch
Sep 23 2009 12:29AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
Air powered auto shotgun
Seasons in the Abyss - Slayer
Gerard Butler - tomb Raider age and hotness.
Sep 23 2009 12:32AM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
flame thrower

alive - kid cudi

the joker
Sep 23 2009 12:33AM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Laser from the Death Star
"She Blinded me with Science" or "I'm an Asshole"
Tom Wallisch
Sep 23 2009 12:34AM
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el_chupacabra
Posts: 639 - Karma: 14
how?

but also realized i meant to say "how i could just kill a man" not street fighting man
Sep 23 2009 12:35AM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
street fighting man i rolling stones lol.
Sep 23 2009 12:37AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
1. sawed off pistol grip double barrel pump shotgun with a laser pointer thing
2. "everyobdys gotta live"- rock'n'roll soldiers
3.quentin tarantino


Sep 23 2009 12:37AM
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GorillaChop
Posts: 245 - Karma: 6
.50cal mounted machine gun
wu tang clan aitn nothin to fuc kwith
the wu tang clan, inlcuding ODB
Sep 23 2009 12:38AM
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el_chupacabra
Posts: 639 - Karma: 14
the original was yes...but i was referring to the cover off of the all-cover album renegades


Sep 23 2009 12:41AM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
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Sep 23 2009 12:44AM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
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Sep 23 2009 12:45AM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
1)
2) or
3)http://www.ifanboy.com/images/ifanboy/JL_TheBraveandtheBold.jpg

for visuals
Sep 23 2009 12:48AM
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narwhal
Posts: 509 - Karma: 280
chainsword gun
i will always love you by whitney houston
katy perry
Sep 23 2009 1:00AM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
fuck i mega failed
aa-12
Sep 23 2009 1:02AM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
no offense, dude, this is a horrible cover. (its weird though cos you like a tribe called quest, which is the bees knees.)
Sep 23 2009 1:10AM
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biG_EaSt
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
the batmobile. for sho
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definatly could fuck up some zombies to that shit



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N.W.A. would fuck shit up


Sep 23 2009 1:12AM
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TimS
Posts: 236 - Karma: 33
1.  Scythed Chariot with a huge bow
2.  Gang Control - Leftover Crack
3.  Jules Winnfield  (Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction)
Sep 23 2009 1:13AM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
glock 9

still - geto boyz

O-dog from menace II society
Sep 23 2009 1:38AM
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Will-I-Am
Posts: 215 - Karma: 21
1)2 Glock Nines
2)Fight Song- Tupac & Xhibit
3)Snarf from thundercats
Sep 23 2009 1:39AM
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Forkstealer
Posts: 508 - Karma: 16

The Chuck Norris

CHUCK NORRIS by Chuck and the Norrises

Chuck norris

Sep 23 2009 1:41AM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
m60
the final countdown
darth vader ( i know hes not a celebrity but...)
Sep 23 2009 1:43AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
1.) Spas auto shotgun
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2.)

3)The Punisher.  Thomas Jane one
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Sep 23 2009 1:45AM
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daytripper67
Posts: 681 - Karma: 11
holy fuck okay ill take one of those for the zombies. with the 32 round drum of exploding shells
Sep 23 2009 1:49AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
1. goin with that vulcan posted earlier

2. hours and hours of hardstyle sets, cause the zombie killing would never end

or some heavy metal stuff, that always seems to fit the mood

3. Gordon Freeman

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Sep 23 2009 1:52AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
1. Darth Maul's double ended lightsaber
2. Thriller
3. Treebeard
Sep 23 2009 2:07AM
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Freeskim@n
Posts: 732 - Karma: 203
haha lol exactly what i was about to write
Sep 23 2009 7:27AM
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saucey
Posts: 949 - Karma: 15
id go

with a bat

smoke and mirrors (rjd2) i feel something slow and epic would be appropriate

with tom wallisch? i dont know, i have no witty response


Sep 23 2009 7:56AM
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beowulf
Posts: 893 - Karma: 164
double sided battle axe

 build me up buttercup - by the foundations

king kong
Sep 23 2009 8:24AM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60

1. Giant sharks with laserbeams attatched to their freakin head that are in little baby pouches on our backs, so we bend over and then it shoots.

2. Party and Bullshit (Miley Cirus) by Hathbanger

3. Clive Owen (He is a great shark handler)

[IMG]thenewparentsguide.com/images/07%20kanga%20backpack.jpg[/IMG]

But the babies are sharks.

Sep 23 2009 8:47AM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
M249
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The Format by AZ

Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hatchcock
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Sep 23 2009 8:50AM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60
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Like that but the babies are sharks.

Sep 23 2009 8:53AM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
1. Auto-Shotty

2. Zombie Nation, Kernkraft 4000

3. Nick Frost
Sep 23 2009 8:55AM
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saucey
Posts: 949 - Karma: 15
sound like a setup for bro rape
Sep 23 2009 8:56AM
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nightscraper
Posts: 198 - Karma: 9
1. a shit load of c4
2. flow motion remix by bone thugs
3. AIR BENDER[IMG]shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/the_last_airbender.jpg[/IMG]
Sep 23 2009 9:01AM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,253

cricket bat

welcome to the jungle

simon pegg

Sep 23 2009 9:08AM
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skituner
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 127
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DMX- Whats my name

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Sep 23 2009 9:09AM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
Gun: 12 gauge Jackhammer (fully auto shotty) OR duel sixshooters, cowboy style.
Music: Creeping Death- Metallica
Buddy: Chewbacca by my side bitch
Sep 23 2009 9:12AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
a spoon

dust in the wind

whoever currently holds the highest score in call of duty nazi zombies, without cheating.


Sep 23 2009 9:24AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
Haha oh this'll be good..

1. Some handguns


3. Tom Wallisch


Haha the song makes it all worth it
Sep 23 2009 9:37AM
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blackwallstreetd
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
[IMG]fallingpixel.com/products/3452/mains/Humvee00.jpg[/IMG]

natural born killaz dr dre and ice cube

[IMG]hiphopgalaxy.com/IMG/the_game_rap.jpg[/IMG]

Sep 23 2009 10:07AM
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shintastic48
Posts: 2909 - Karma: 46

mp5

lamb of god (i'm not into them, i just think that screemo would be epic during a time like that)

Confucious

Sep 23 2009 10:08AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
1. SAW
2. Who Shot Ya by Biggie
3. Biggie AND 2Pac
Sep 23 2009 10:11AM
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 866
one recently sharpened ski as a blade
monster hospital-MSTRKRFT
max brooks (author of multiple zombie survival books)
Sep 23 2009 10:15AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
i got another one

1 k-bar
2 white room - cream
3 king Leonidas
Sep 23 2009 10:30AM
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willy_baller
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 693
this
Sep 23 2009 10:38AM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
1. Ski Poles mofucka
2. "Not now Bish"? by I See Stars
3. Probably Yoshi for his mad jumping skills
Sep 23 2009 10:47AM
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chazzman69
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10

 weapon- my self

music  Face  down ass up-2 live crew

and famous person- ME!!!!!!!

Sep 23 2009 10:50AM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
1. ice pick
2. how to disappear completely- radiohead
3. amy winehouse (she kinda looks like a coked up zoomie so it might confuse them)
Sep 23 2009 10:50AM
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