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Dear Tom Wallisch, Get a Life

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AlexMartini
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kid skis too much.... am i right or am i right?
Sep 22 2009 10:18PM
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Hamster.
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if your gonna post this at least do it word-for-word. this isnt really close to the exact lines
Jan 10 2010 12:35PM
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ButteredToast.
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He thinks he is of African descent.

He is not of African descent.

Silly suburban fellow.
Jan 10 2010 4:34PM
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GEG
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thomas wallisch is a computer generated image (it means hes not real)
Jan 10 2010 4:44PM
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bfnradford
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ftw
Jan 10 2010 4:50PM
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Phil-X-
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is this that tommy walisch guy?
Jan 10 2010 6:14PM
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babujib
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William wallace?
Jan 10 2010 6:46PM
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skisteep
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does anyone know where i can find the tune at the beginning where simon is talking, its pretty chill
Jan 10 2010 6:48PM
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Hogis
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What's this "Afterbang" that you're talking about?
Jan 10 2010 6:52PM
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klingisking
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this
Jan 10 2010 7:09PM
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JamesG.
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Jan 10 2010 7:38PM
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superskier420
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the questiion isnt who is tom wallisch, more like what is tom wallisch?
Jan 10 2010 8:11PM
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Ryan*
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Who?
Jan 10 2010 8:14PM
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teleTay
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pretty sure you're correct
Jan 10 2010 8:38PM
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fratskier69
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i hear the the Tom Wallisch guy works in my aunts bakery making pretzels

Jan 10 2010 8:41PM
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Hamster.
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ive had one theyre pretty damn tasty
Jan 10 2010 8:44PM
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fratskier69
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i heard he works in a bakery making pretzels
Jan 10 2010 8:49PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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so is he the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?
Jan 10 2010 8:58PM
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fratskier69
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no hes a life taker, rail shaker,
he also makes tall tee's
Jan 10 2010 9:04PM
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Ryan*
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in a small, dilapidated shack deep in the mountains of Peru.
Jan 11 2010 7:03PM
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MN_Nice
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait.... Who?
Jan 11 2010 7:34PM
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goneforever
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I hate to be a thread jacker, but does anyone have pictures of Tom Wallisch's Full Tilt pro models? I saw them yesterday, but I can't seem to find the thread.

Thanks.
Jan 11 2010 7:37PM
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COrider
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this thread is awesome
Jan 11 2010 7:54PM
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Ryan*
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MIKE JONES!
Jan 11 2010 8:11PM
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MN_Nice
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Jan 11 2010 8:12PM
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Ryan*
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:( I've been waiting to do that for literally five weeks.
Jan 11 2010 8:13PM
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dodgeridge*rider
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maybe if he snowboarded...
Jan 11 2010 8:14PM
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fratskier69
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do they have powder in peru? or just lots of rails and yak stew
Jan 11 2010 8:17PM
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Japaneezy
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todd wallnutz?
Sep 14 2014 8:43PM
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lurking
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SteezyJapaneezytodd wallnutz?


Sep 14 2014 9:15PM
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*JP
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no_steezeyeah i paid 7k for a pair but got only 1 ski so i'm waiting for the 14/2015 model to come out so i can pre-order my single skialthough having one with a sand core and the other with a uranium core might be a bit interesting in terms of swing weight


the osama pros with the uranium cores are coming out this season!
Sep 14 2014 9:56PM
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toastyteenagers
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.SimonB.whos that?


no_steezeis he like some sort of up-and-comer that only you pros know about?


ButtahMastahWho is tom wallisch?


Ben.WHO!?!?!?


pat-rickdaigleyea he should quit


pussyfooterWait, who?


Nostalgia
Sep 14 2014 10:01PM
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steezyjibber
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steezyjibberhilarious thread


had to quote myself from 5 years ago
Sep 14 2014 10:42PM
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suup
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Heard he played the clarinet in third grade
Sep 14 2014 11:34PM
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Carl_the_Llama
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Wait... is he even sponsored?
Sep 15 2014 11:38AM
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mr-mcsteeze
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who is tim wallace?
Sep 15 2014 12:03PM
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APunx176
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skisocksHeard he played the clarinet in third grade


mr-mcsteezewho is tim wallace?


question was clearly answered above you.

He's a musician
Sep 15 2014 6:10PM
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Pozzy
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Shloganpredicting 5 pages.


Sep 15 2014 10:32PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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he's that guy that faces north or something, right?
Sep 15 2014 10:46PM
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theabortionator
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more bumpage?
Sep 16 2014 12:10AM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
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Fuckin kids with their whirlybirds and woopity flips.
Sep 16 2014 12:24AM
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percs
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steezyjibberhad to quote myself from 5 years ago


Sep 16 2014 12:53AM
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caleb-k-h
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this thread is pure gold
Sep 16 2014 9:40AM
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