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Dear Tom Wallisch, Get a Life

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AlexMartini
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kid skis too much.... am i right or am i right?
Sep 22 2009 10:18PM
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Willard
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idk
Sep 22 2009 10:20PM
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.SimonB.
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whos that?
Sep 22 2009 10:21PM
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no_steeze
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is he like some sort of up-and-comer that only you pros know about?
Sep 22 2009 10:23PM
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BootySpunk.
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Wammy Tallnuts?
Sep 22 2009 10:23PM
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TheButterHashira
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Who is tom wallisch?
Sep 22 2009 10:24PM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
2 rights dont make a wrong, but 3 rights make a left
Sep 22 2009 10:24PM
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dwhite
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 32
you are right
Sep 22 2009 10:25PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
Tom Wallisch is like, some sort of test tube baby thing, where they make a super dude kind of thing. Ya
Sep 22 2009 10:27PM
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cool.
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 1,724
tom wallisch is not real. has anyone ever seen him besides tv or edits? no. he is made up by the ski industry to sell lotsa stuuuff.

im super cereal.
Sep 22 2009 10:29PM
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KennyC
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Tod wallnuts? the king of afterbang?

yes simon all these things are true

well what are you doing here in sweden

ive come to give you a fresh style. to keep your skiing underground and to keep it hyphy.

Sep 22 2009 10:30PM
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jasontheredhead
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isnt he in college?

Sep 22 2009 10:31PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
Tom Wallisch is a robot. Thats why he can't grow a beard
Sep 22 2009 10:32PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
WHO!?!?!?
Sep 22 2009 10:34PM
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Shlogan
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[MOV][/MOV]
there ye go
Sep 22 2009 10:35PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
probably true
Sep 22 2009 10:36PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020

yea he should quit

Sep 22 2009 10:36PM
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ski-swagga
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666 post count!!
Sep 22 2009 10:39PM
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T-Holt
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Yo, but he's gonna BLOW UP this season, I can feel it.
Sep 22 2009 10:39PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
yeah he skis too much. he should get a job...maybe andy can get him a job at applebees
Sep 22 2009 10:41PM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
I will give this kid props because he is the best park skier out there hands down. he doesnt do halfpipe much though does he?
Sep 22 2009 10:42PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3657 - Karma: 1,920
but wallisch can't turn left
Sep 22 2009 10:45PM
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Candy
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 176
haha I've seen him lotsa times at PC. I saw him almost weekly last year. funny thread though. ha.
Sep 22 2009 10:46PM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
I give this girl lots of crap for assisting the waitstaff at red lobster.
Sep 22 2009 10:49PM
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no_steeze
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i'd say that's working for most kids on ns, "omgz wat skiiiez does liek wallace yewse? ima go buyz them"
Sep 22 2009 10:56PM
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eheath
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Wait, who?
Sep 22 2009 10:57PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231
blow up chad's gap? NOOOO!!!ONE!!!ELEVEN!!!11!!!!!

I was planning on going there from the bottom of Alta!!!!!
Sep 22 2009 10:58PM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
no never too much skiing
Sep 22 2009 11:02PM
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NickMartini
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I think tom really needs to take a break and focus on his education, im just not sure skiing is his "thing"
Sep 22 2009 11:06PM
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Ben.
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i heard he goes both ways
Sep 22 2009 11:09PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Some say that his ears are located near in his knees, and that he has no understanding of doorknobs.
Sep 22 2009 11:09PM
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Willard
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so pitcher and catcher then
Sep 22 2009 11:10PM
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jKutcher
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agreed
Sep 22 2009 11:11PM
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ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611

Man, ski patrol blew that shit up.

Sep 22 2009 11:12PM
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Balto
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he needs to take a break from all these "rails" and "jumps" and get in a race suit and do some real skiing
Sep 22 2009 11:15PM
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mackcamp
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Tom who?

Im pretty sure he is just a illusion
Sep 22 2009 11:17PM
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TheUngroomed
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I wish i skied as much as the pretzel man
Sep 22 2009 11:22PM
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kool.aid.man
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timmy walters?
Sep 22 2009 11:24PM
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basedjase
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nah man, you got it all backwards. hes a fuckin saint. straight up.
Sep 22 2009 11:30PM
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quixotic
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Some people like Todd Walnuts don't know when to give up the dream that is out of their reach and focus on things that really matter in life like getting an education and starting a family. Hopefully someday he gets his head on his shoulders and stop fucking around because life isn't one big party. Walnuts, why the hell do you think you can possibly make a living off SKIING? Get real man or you'll be homeless and begging some day real soon.
Sep 22 2009 11:34PM
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SteezyOhio
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the dude who invented the soft pretzel, i love those, toss some chedda on it ummmm
Sep 22 2009 11:35PM
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marley-skis
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noo you guys got it all wrong. tom wallisch now has burton as a sponsor i hear they give him alot off money. HE EVEN HAS HIS OWN PAIR OF HYPHY SKIS! omgzz hahaa seriously though twall grow a beard or something, be a man!
Sep 22 2009 11:37PM
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closeyetfar11
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Waiting for ski patrol to Blow up Tom for being too fantastic
Sep 22 2009 11:39PM
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Franny
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I foresee a multi pager thread.
Sep 22 2009 11:41PM
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TimS
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I'm new here.  Can someone explain to me who this supposed jesus character Tom Wallisch is please?  thank you.

Sep 22 2009 11:48PM
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mtsteez03
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i thought he was a snowboarder he skis?
Sep 22 2009 11:52PM
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Franny
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He does in fact ski but the confusion comes from his sponsors. He rides for Burton with their new Hyphy sticks.
Sep 23 2009 12:01AM
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noname..
Posts: 449 - Karma: 91
grow a beard and be a someone pretzel man
Sep 23 2009 12:10AM
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Travapple.
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wait. what?
Sep 23 2009 12:22AM
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FUUUCK
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MIKE JONES!
Sep 23 2009 12:23AM
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Ben.
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who?
Sep 23 2009 12:26AM
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