Member of the Month

BallClapper
September, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Pre Ski Rituals*

profile picture
SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
Just wonderin about routines you follow superstitions and what not like song you gotta listen, somethin to smoke first stuff like that!!
Feb 29 2004 11:49AM
0 0
profile picture
GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
i always step in left ski first
Feb 29 2004 11:51AM
0 0
profile picture
snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
I always stretch like a bitch before I put my boots on and any of my other gear. Sometimes I will leave the boot buckle closest to my toes on my right boot unbuckled so it sticks up


I'm Rick James bitch!
Feb 29 2004 11:57AM
0 0
profile picture
Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
If it's a powder day i give thanks for living and being able to ski.
If it's not a powder day,i say thanks anyways.
And if it's raining,i say it could be worse.
-----------------------------------------------------------What would happen if the powder was warm?if u actually needed summer in order for snow to fall?Chest deep hot pow?And in Winter,sand would come down the skies,and we would be pissed off,because our cars wouldn't work...
Feb 29 2004 11:58AM
0 0
profile picture
ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126

i always have a red bull first, all stickers go on the right ski, leave the left one blank, click in right foot first, befire dropping in i click my poles together and tap both my skis
----------------------
the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

east coast
Feb 29 2004 12:00PM
0 0
profile picture
locus
Posts: 244 - Karma: 9
i smoke two joints in the morning, i smoke two joints at night, i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints and then i smoke two more.
i'm not canadian, duhuhuhuh i'm just a little slow.
Feb 29 2004 12:54PM
0 0
profile picture
KLINE
Posts: 183 - Karma: 10
i don't have any that i know of
Feb 29 2004 12:58PM
0 0
profile picture
enick
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 26
i try to watch a couple of segments in a ski video, since my mountain is so close to whre i live (about 45 miles) by the time i get there, im still hyped...
the snozberries taste like snozberries

member number 5158

www.cokeandgunz.biz
Feb 29 2004 1:07PM
0 0
profile picture
Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
45 miles is close^




XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.
Feb 29 2004 1:58PM
0 0
profile picture
VANULAR
Posts: 1930 - Karma: 5,131
i whack off

skiing is so hot right now!!!
Feb 29 2004 2:16PM
0 0
profile picture
Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
alwyas click my poles together getting on and off the park lift. Any other lift doesn't matter, only the park lift.
I go to the US on a ski trip and meet this american girl. She asks, 'where are you from?'. I answer, 'Ottawa, Canada'. 'Where's Ottawa', she replies. Oh man ...americans...
Feb 29 2004 2:23PM
0 0
profile picture
Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
a cinnamin bun usually starts a good day for me


TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Here Comes A Special Boy!
Feb 29 2004 2:34PM
0 0
profile picture
freeride1260
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 11
whenever im waiting to hit a jump or rail i always stand right foot towards the rail or jump before i go


Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
Feb 29 2004 2:39PM
0 0
profile picture
Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
Whenever I do my first drop I do this odd double hop thingy, kinda dumb but Its become habit
Feb 29 2004 2:42PM
0 0
profile picture
TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
I don't eat


-Spokanimal

*I don't know what's cooler, the skiing or the video, they're both awesome. I
love the combination of hardcore action with light, almost ironic music,
like when they are playing some slow happy song in a movie, while a bunch of
gangsters are getting mowed down with machine guns, and their spaghetti is
flying up and their drinks are busting. Not that I particularly like machine
guns or death, but the effect is cool with the music.
Feb 29 2004 2:44PM
0 0
profile picture
winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
i have portable dvd player so i watch ski movies if i am not drivin








--------------------
IT'S AFGHANIMATION!!!
Feb 29 2004 2:52PM
0 0
profile picture
ECkevin
Posts: 269 - Karma: 10
red bull in my mouth.
Feb 29 2004 6:27PM
0 0
profile picture
gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
i put my ski boots on my feet.......
-Nick Iwanyshyn
_____________________________________________________________

Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
Feb 29 2004 6:32PM
0 0
profile picture
BigDNast-EE
Posts: 731 - Karma: 10
before the day actually starts i listen to a song w/ a heavy beat to get me pumped...probably everyone does this but..yea thats about it..click the poles..stick the landing
°~•:*´¨`*:•..•:*´¨`*:•~°
Telestar6:
Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.
Feb 29 2004 6:33PM
0 0
profile picture
r_witt
Posts: 911 - Karma: 10
i just jump around like a crazy monkey man before i drop when im gonna do a big trick
~~~~~~~~~~~~

we should all be proud as shit - tanner hall after winning his 3rd x-game slopestyle in a row
Feb 29 2004 6:37PM
0 0
profile picture
Big_Air_Smite
Posts: 525 - Karma: 10
I generally try to get psyched, chuck up a prayer, strap in my skis, shout a lot, make a fool of myself jumping around the place and talking to people i don't know :) Just having fun :P
********

I Like To Ski
Feb 29 2004 6:45PM
0 0
profile picture
eastcoastjibber540
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10
drink an XS(a new energy drink that beats the shit out of red bull), listen to some dope tunes on the way to the mountain...and ski a whole run switch, before I head into the park.

jp
Feb 29 2004 9:21PM
0 0
profile picture
Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
if its like an all day trip i'll have some mcdonalds breakfast. Linkin Park almost always is on the radio on the way to and from the hill too.

Coming Soon...
Feb 29 2004 9:33PM
0 0
profile picture
skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
Bingers and Music are always part of a good pregame ritual.
|D|U|N|C|A|N|
Junction 133
Rural Uproar Teaser
'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'
-Alpentalik
Feb 29 2004 9:55PM
0 0
profile picture
Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Wake up, put on ski pants without getting out of bed, put on hoody, listen to 'If I can't'. Timmy's or McDicks at Squamish(partial to mcdicks, they have an espresso machine). Then make sure to listen to some Marley, sublime, Jack Johnson, or whatever punk is in the car. Put on the rest of my gear in the parking lot, stretch, and always always always upload from base 2, blackcomb. Red Bull on the gondola if I have some. Get off that, click into skis, make my way to the lift line up while olleing, nosepressing, etc, then get up the lift and make as few turns as possible to jersey cream. That's it, and yes, it happens that way EVERY TIME I go ride.



TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Feb 29 2004 9:59PM
0 0
profile picture
TimmyMcOwnsYou
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
Um, nothing really.
Feb 29 2004 10:10PM
0 0
profile picture
4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
i clap my poles and say drop in
___________________
-Nicholas

Ten Pin Bollers Cult

Simon Dumont is particulary fond of the halfpipe, beacuse soaring over all teh people on the deck gives him a veiw of the world, he doesn't get walking around
Feb 29 2004 10:15PM
0 0
profile picture
NateDogg369
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
before i click in i take time and look around at the snow to clear my head, take a couple deep breaths then click in.
Feb 29 2004 10:16PM
0 0
profile picture
NateDogg369
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
as i enter the park and make my way to the jump or half pipe ill click my poles twice behind my back
Feb 29 2004 10:17PM
0 0
profile picture
rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
get up. stretch alot. have some coffee. listen to music on the ride up. stetch again when I get there. usually ski for about an hour to warm up b4 heading into the park. click poles together b4 getting off lift


yay skiing

Feb 29 2004 10:22PM
0 0
profile picture
rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
get up. stretch alot. have some coffee. listen to music on the ride up. stetch again when I get there. usually ski for about an hour to warm up b4 heading into the park. click poles together b4 getting off lift


yay skiing

Feb 29 2004 10:23PM
0 0
profile picture
vtpublicenemy3
Posts: 952 - Karma: 10
before i go into to the park i say the prayer from the boondock saints
-------------------

'shut the fuck up by doctor dennis leary.'


bomb hills not cities
Feb 29 2004 10:40PM
0 0
profile picture
TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
I pee also!


-Spokanimal

*I don't know what's cooler, the skiing or the video, they're both awesome. I
love the combination of hardcore action with light, almost ironic music,
like when they are playing some slow happy song in a movie, while a bunch of
gangsters are getting mowed down with machine guns, and their spaghetti is
flying up and their drinks are busting. Not that I particularly like machine
guns or death, but the effect is cool with the music.
Feb 29 2004 11:13PM
0 0
profile picture
cobble_hills
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
put on my crappy dinged up ski first and in the park
i yell 'hey everybody look at me' then i hit the jump and i am crowned king
Feb 29 2004 11:27PM
0 0
profile picture
massivemassing
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
I try and take a massive shit in teh morning before I go skiing. I hate having to take a shite when im skiing.Sometimes I lay logs so long that they just sit across the toilet hole and all teh water and toilet paper goes through but the shit is still there.
__________
gun controll means using 2 hands
Feb 29 2004 11:31PM
0 0
profile picture
Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
Purple ski socks, always, I refuse to ski without them. Right boot on first then left, buckle from toe to shin (4,4,3,2,booster strap loose but not too tight) Walk to the lift and put skiis down. I've got some designs I've drawn on my skiis, so I've got a permanent right and left, right foot in first, then left. Stomp both feet separately and then onto the lift. Usually I'll say a little something, usually one word like flow or rhythm, and I always take the middle or far right on a chair never the right.

And then everythings crazy hijinx from there.
-AndrewP
-------------------------------

Go Fishing. Go Ride.
Feb 29 2004 11:31PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)