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Girl friend versus boy friend wars.

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breck-love
Posts: 455 - Karma: 346
so I had a question about dating... if you are under age you probably should not read this considering it is about sex...


95 percent of this site should click out now.



So I was getting down this girl and I went kind of early. I was tired as fuck ( I had just climbed a mountain) and she was just turning me on. Im sorry I jumped the gun. Who hasn't? After we have sex, this girl starts growling at me. She calls me selfish and says some bullshit about how it is no longer the 1950's. Keep in mind I usually get her off, and this was just a freak occurrence because I was tired. Also keep in mind that this just happened. I don't know why that is important but just go with it. Im writing this in a pissed off mood. Also keep that in mind.


key questions created from this incident?


did I fuck up here, should I slap a hoe and are relationships worth it when you are still living in your roaring twenties?


any advice would be killa.

thanks


TO
Sep 20 2009 10:05PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
chances are you haven't actually gotten her off before. I'm just saying... girls lie...


why couldn't you have done some manual action afterwards to make her happy?
Sep 20 2009 10:10PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
ladies men bro, ladies men
Sep 20 2009 10:11PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
stillakilla aint on, so you will lack all of the all mighty NS female advice
Sep 20 2009 10:13PM
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*christ*
Posts: 372 - Karma: 67
STRAP BACK UP BOY! your not done.

p.s. id recommend doggy style so you guys arent glaring at eachother
Sep 20 2009 10:13PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
sounds like she's the selfish one...

Shit happens, but if she got that upset, probably something else is up. Or she just got incredibly sexually frustrated from all of it.
Sep 20 2009 10:15PM
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breck-love
Posts: 455 - Karma: 346
sadly I am not a member of that elite club. she says my fingers are to skinny for going in for moves like that.... she is lying?.... dear god I hope not I would feel pretty lame.

Sep 20 2009 10:15PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
this every girl has faked it at one point or another in there life.
Sep 20 2009 10:15PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
ladies men homie
Sep 20 2009 10:16PM
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breck-love
Posts: 455 - Karma: 346


damn I wish girls were just more up front... it only hurts them when they lie..


disclaimer.


have not been on this sight in a while. I forgot about the politics. next time i will post in ladies men.


lo siento.
Sep 20 2009 10:18PM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
shit happens.
Sep 20 2009 10:19PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Yea, she sounds really selfish. "I have to get off everytime, and if I don't, there will be hell to pay" type girl?
Sep 20 2009 10:21PM
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user098123
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You have more than one finger...that might just not get her off. Time for some clitoral stimulation.
Sep 20 2009 10:21PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
^ bingo.
Sep 20 2009 10:32PM
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breck-love
Posts: 455 - Karma: 346
haha. why do I feel like Im giving out way to much information?.... umm, yeah i think she is just being self fish, i think im going to try being single again... way less stress!
Sep 20 2009 10:33PM
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Jamestown
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You can reap the benefits of break up sex now.

Sep 20 2009 10:41PM
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narwhal
Posts: 509 - Karma: 280
Give her a strawberries and cream
Sep 21 2009 12:24AM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Wait, so the point of this thread is you're a premature ejaculator?
Sep 21 2009 12:33AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
I'm intrigued... what is this strawberries and cream you speak of?  Is it as good as the starburst hard candies?
Sep 21 2009 12:35AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Finish in her mouth, punch her. Strawberries and cream. Get it?
Sep 21 2009 12:39AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
no, i'm not quite clear on this.  can you explain in more detail?
Sep 21 2009 12:42AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
A man ejaculates into a woman's mouth. (Cream component)
The man proceeds to punch the woman in the mouth, making her bleed. (Strawberry component)


Sep 21 2009 12:45AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
lol, failure of the sarcasm detector
Sep 21 2009 12:47AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Haha, it's usually a pretty big HIT with the ladies.


Sep 21 2009 12:50AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
maybe you shouldnt be on ns right now if it just happened...?

you should be pleasuring her with kisses on the neck, ears, shoulders, chest, and down the stomach. go down on her, please her until you are ready to go again. if she doesnt get off after that, sorry man.
Sep 21 2009 12:50AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
I see what you did there.....
Sep 21 2009 12:58AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
That was a test run to make sure sarcasm detector was working. You pass! A+!!!!
Sep 21 2009 12:59AM
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r0dubs
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you could suck her dick..that might work
Sep 21 2009 1:55AM
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MEGAZORD
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Sep 21 2009 2:08AM
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Motherfucka
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I declare the need of a donkey punch.
Sep 21 2009 2:16AM
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