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Which skier would you be

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DR.SHRED
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if you had the choice to choose one skier to be right now who wolud it be

sage cattabriga alosa

tanner hall

seth morrison

tom wallish

who ?

16 years ago
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WVskiing
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fail
jon brogan
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TheButterHashira
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Johnny Mosely
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DR.SHRED
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i wanted to know which one of those 4 youd want to be no other people
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Oreos
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Candide Thovex, Jon Olsson or Jacob Wester
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pello
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tom wallisch
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[Adam]
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NESblowjob
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talon manning
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DR.SHRED
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ughh who is that
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Twaddler
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none from your list. id probably be vanular, downy or hornbeck
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panojibber
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Myself but better.
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Shabangarang
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ian compton
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willyg0808
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henrik harlaut
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WVskiing
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THUG LIFE
CHUG LIFE
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BWalmer
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In terms of style I'd want to be Tom Wallisch
In terms of attitude I'd want to be Tanner Hall
In terms of pure skiing ability I'd want to be Seth Morrison

As far as overall, I'd want to be Tom Wallisch I guess - who wouldn't want to be one of the best park skiers out their right now.
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Literature
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If I had to choose which skier I'd want to be, it would be me. There are facets of what I like to do on skis that are individual, and if I decided to be somebody else than I wouldn't be true to what I enjoy.
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TheMoostafian
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solamente quiero estar mismo
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Piste.Off
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i would be sage and shred alaska whenever i want
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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pep, no question
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HamFaceGirl
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seth morrison/ pep
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marley-skis
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kaya turski. or ash battersby!
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dan4060
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Sage or Seth, then Tanner.  I have no interest in being Tom Wallisch.  I have never seen or heard of him skiing the type of terrain I would like to hit.  I have never heard anyone destroy a line in AK and say "man I wish I was in the park."
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powday
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Pollard. Skiing, filming, art...He does all the shit I love. And I just like his style of riding.

But in reality what someone already said: Myself but better.
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JahJahBinks
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I dont know who I would be, but I love hornbeck's style.
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Uncle.Badness
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I would be TIm Durtschi so I could get free stuff from Austin Stevens.
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fountain.
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idk about that i heard he was a video game player who goes on vacations and breaks his legs at chads gap. hahahah
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Funnel
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Me.  I don't think you've ever skied two or more feet of fresh.  Once you have, then come back and answer this question.
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DR.SHRED
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thats what i think to i put tom wallish on there so no one would be like weres t-wall id much rather be skiing huge lines
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*TURBONERD*
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sage. theres no way i'd be tanner, with his injuries right now suck. wallisch would be fun, but sage is decent at park and amazing everywhere else
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jamodeo
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myself with Charlie Owens  style  and Tom Wallischs ability
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Pitolairas
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Colby James West
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garrets
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either him
hornbeck
will wesson
andy parry
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ct_steeze
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candide thovex for sure
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TPatel
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hornbeck
wallisch
henrik
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silex
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jon olson? you want to be gay?
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RAWLAN
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you know whats up
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Bloc_chain
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i wouldnt mind being you
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no_steeze
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seth. definitely.

but, i bet all the skiers you listed would think this thread is retarded, along with most of ns
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skithesprings
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jon gets 100x more poon than you. so, yeah, jon isnt a bad choice.
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BC.
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i like being myself.
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Smcelligott
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Henriiiikk
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sirskizalot
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That sounds like an "im better than t-wall" claim. BLASPHEMY
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no_steeze
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or just the fact that he skis only park...which is inferior to bc and pow IMHO
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Thenowhereman42
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JO, his country's national sport is skiing, he's probably a hero.  He also has a lambo and a hot girlfriend and he's about to have his own stupidly overpriced goggle company.

Out of the 4 Tanner because he's a BOSS and he probably makes the most money out of those guys, and I bet he gets the goooooood weed.
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DR.SHRED
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ya i agree with the other dude
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.SimonB.
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are you serious, look at that mans girlfriend, better than anything you will ever have in this lifetime or the next.
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futurespin
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Wallisch obviously. I'm not going to be skiing alaska anytime soon and park is pretty much all i have so if i had to choose, why wouldn't I want to be the best park skier out there right now? No ones got him beat.
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dan4060
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It is pretty far from that.  My statement was in reference to the type of terrain T-Wall seems to usually ski.  I have no interest in that type of terrain, I like big mountain stuff much better.

I really don't understand how someone can take what I said to mean I'm putting myself above T-Wall ability wise.  I will say that the other three skiers mentioned are pretty far ahead of T-Wall at this point.
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Matty_C
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first up, this thread is ridiculous.

second up, it's still too early to call wallisch the best park skier. in fact, park skiing is such a broad discipline that i'm not sure you ever could say anyone was 'the best'. it's not like racing, or pipe for that matter. there isn't yet enough of a coherent comp system to determine the best park skier like there is in surfing. besides, wallisch's comp results are good but not necessarily the best, so then you get to subjective criteria like style, bag of tricks, best tricks, jumps, rails, urban etc. i could just as easily say andreas, pk or whoever was the best park skier and there would be no way to substantiate my assertion...

i'd be candide, although pending my viewing of EDIAS, i'm tempted to say that having dane tudor's skills would be rad. i like being me though...

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Petey.
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Wallisch is the obvious, and correct answer. I mean sure everyone listed can throw down, but none of them can afterbang like the Pretzel Man
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