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Bailing cuz of dumb people
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Ya, i know there is already like a million threads like this, but today at my home mountain i was cut off three times in the same run by the same child. First he cut me off over the little roller so i had to go left, next he cut me off our booter, he straightlined like he was gonna hit it then jumped off the side and almost landed on me. Into the final jump he was behind me, he then comes right up next to me and im like 'What the F*ck are you doing?!?!?!?!' he keeps going and like doesnt back off so i go off the side of the kicker and yardsale. I land back first on the knuckle pop both skis, and my goggles. FUCKING Little kids are such dumbasses.
your ex is gonna get torn apart when she gives birth to your kid so maybe she should invest in some labia rings and attach them together to seal off her gaping fetus wound- Lateralis
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That happend to me today, I got cut off by little punk skiers and boarders, just pisses me off, thats why I like the idea of how you have to take a 10 minute course before they give you a park pass at blue mountain.
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its probably the worst idea ive ever heard of..no joke..if u like broken bones and like..fucking
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does it count if the dumb person was me?
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why do people get so scared about hittin a jump close to someone else? just carve away from them or somthin and dont be such a panzy
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^ exactly. if the jump is built anywhere close to right, 2 people easily could hit it at the same time. except for little kickers. and hips. and quarterpipes...... probably rails too, but i suck at rails.
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ya i always hit it even if someone cuts me off, hell with any luck you can bust a 5 right over them, if they just ski on top of the deck
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/\ exactly. dont wanna sound cocky or like 'im superman' but this kid cut me off on this really small spine, and he was skiing on top of it and i hardlly gaped over him, completly comping the spine. sumones gonna get hurt and its gonna be our asses.
Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
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'thats why I like the idea of how you have to take a 10 minute course before they give you a park pass at blue mountain.'
That is a great idea. Every place should do that. If nothing else, having a park pass would at least keep idiot parents from wedging through the park with their tiny kids.
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Doing a big hit right after some kid cuts you off won't sound like a good idea after you accidentally land on the kid's head...
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ski patrol will pull your ticket if you go to fast in a slow area,but if a dumbfuck cuts you off or makes you eat shit nothing will happen.they will ski down and eat pizza and go home to thier house in the suburbs where someday i will hunt them down and do awful things to them.
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yea i hear ya i can't stand those little fuckers who do that... what i really can't stand is when someone is heading down the park to the side so u head towards a table then they ski up onto the landing after your almost to the jump so then you have to stop then there is no speed left to hit it... alot of dumb little kids do that at my mtn
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that happened when i went today
our hill just put in a pretty big kicker the other day, like around 40 feet, so most of the time only people who know what they are doing hit it
but some idiot little kid cut off a skier and just landed like 10 feet on the flat and stood there
luckily the skier just jumped over the kid and did a 3
and its not being a pussy to pull out on a jump if u know u r goin with 2 people
if the other person sucks and cuts over, u could easily hurt them bad
like if the lil kid today was 5 feet back he probably wouldve been killed
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sucks, little kids are the worst
i was zero spinning off this hit, and once im midair i look down and back a little and theres a little kid just sitting there on the landing
but i didn't care i didn't bail or anything and landed like an inch from him, and i yelled 'get the fuck off the landing'
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