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Concord
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Well this was a huge OOPS for my brother and me last night. We took my dog for a walk and we ended up down at the elementary school playing with my dog throwing her ball and just messing around. I decided it was time to go we walked around the school and I seen this little metal boxed knocked over I had to see what the little box was I kicked it and I didn’t kick it that hard and a huge blue spark came out from the wires. I said to my brother did you see that that was so cool, and he said no ohh ok watch this I kicked the box again and it did the same thing but all the lights around the school went out and lights for two blocks were out. There was also a alarm that went off in the school that made me basically run all the way home.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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winterparksuks
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hahahahaha








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RideBLUNT
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hahaha, thats so awesome, i wish i was there to laugh my ass off



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tinkerbell
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haha be careful! on halloween some kids here walked up to the elementary school just to hang out and the cops followed them. then they walked up the ladder steps to the roof and got arrested.


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shibby
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hahaha good story


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freeskiing04
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it's a good thing nobody got hurt!
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4skizzle
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you're going to jail man.










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skierdudeguy
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its all fun and games till someone puts out the lights for the whole neighborhood


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Concord
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^Haha not if they can't find me I'm staying inside for along time.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

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21 years ago
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ECfreeski3
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hahaha thats great
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SheilaTequila
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hahahaha thats hilarious shit
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LittleDevil720
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hahahahaha..thats funny man.haha ..hope they dont cathc you
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jtski
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hope they dont read ns



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*ELLA*
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^ oh shit that would suck
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mutescratch
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wuahahaha man now that's funny


maxcox9 - Then we all went to his house, and when everyone had passed out and me and the older dude were still boozing away, he came to sit on my lap and troking my hair and shit.I was like what the fuck are you doing, we're not playing that anymore, and he tried to fucking kiss me! That was scary as fuck.

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SUpilot
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with a title of 'oops' I figured you had another kid or something.
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21 years ago
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Concord
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haha Don't say that shot!

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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skierdudeguy
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silly silly dumbshit
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destroy
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hahaha, awesome.

one time in middle school we were hanging outside at the end of the day waiting for our parents to come get us. and i kicked this metal box with tubes coming out of it. this metal box thing turned out to be the gas valve for the schools heat, and they had just installed a sensor to shut off the gas if there were any large vibrations like an earthquake or a dumbshit kicking it. so the heat was off in the school for the next couple days and everyone was freezing their asses off

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth
everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

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21 years ago
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Concord
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bahaha that is great!

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time.-Destroy

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freeskiing04
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they should cancelled school yo//
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21 years ago
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Sinister
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damn!i wrote this story and it fuckin said You did not post anything!What the hell!
Anyways,this one afternoon,sunny one,in barcelona,like in the upper 90's for sho,just roasting like chickens in KFC's ovens,and me and my friends all have mopeds,so this one afternoon mine doesn't work properly cause a 2 euro coin fell in the gas tank,so my life is basically fucked for a few hours as i try to figure a way to take the pussy ass coin out of my moped' tank.
20 mopeds,and all faster than mine...so after being really baked my friend says:Hey man,why don't uou tip over the moped and let the gas get spilled in the street,And so we do it,and we do it right beside a house with all plants surrounding it,and this container garbage huge bin too,and so my friend drops a cigarete in the newly created gas pond,and a huge massive fire starts,and everyone is freaking out badly,and so they leave,and there i am,alone,with no gas on my moped,with my lovely moped on the ground,and i'm like,fuck,fuck,and as i say that a massive black and deadly smoke starts to rise,and at that point i can't stand it anymore and run with my moped,we (my moped and I)sneak through some streets,I hide her,and kep walking to the gas station to get some gas.While i';m walking down the street 2 0r 3 cop cars pass by full speed and 2 firefighter's truck too.
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Fuck it.I'm bored
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deathbystereo163
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haha cool
21 years ago
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P-JO
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^you sinister bitch.




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enick
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^^thats cool, i know its no electrical or fire story, but at my elementary school, some kid took a shit on the stairs, and in the faculty elevator...



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_alli_
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some kid set the toilets on fire a few years back. they found out who did it cause the genious used a bunch of homework with his name all over it to start the fire, and left a ton of papers lying on the floor.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
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SUpilot
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toilets burn?
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_alli_
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if you put enough paper and lighter fluid on them they do

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
21 years ago
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destroy
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haha that moped story is great

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth
everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

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21 years ago
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Lateralis
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so slipknot, whens the kid gonna pop out?? knocked up anymore bitches lately??


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21 years ago
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SUpilot
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yeah seriously....isnt she due soon?

what are you going to name the kid?

whats it like to have no life now?
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Concord
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It is going to be due in May....I don't know if it is going to be a Boy or a Girl she is not talking to me which is pretty sad.....Ummm yeah my life blows I need to get a job so I can help out with child support I can't get into the Westpoint because I'm going to have a kid......

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time.-Destroy

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21 years ago
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TNEwilldestroyou
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This reminds me of the time two of my friends broke into the school and stole all their apple juice...and got arrested. And the time one of the same kids brought a chicken into school, on the bus, and let him loose in the lobby. He wasnt allowed to take a bag on the bus ever again.



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destroy
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a chicken? thats weak. one time some kids let over 50 chickens loose in our highschool commons.
and another time some kids climbed through the ceiling tiles and into the school office and zip tied all of the doors shut. and the ones they couldnt ziptie together, they zip tied tables to the doors to prevent them from being opened.

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth
everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

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21 years ago
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Sinister
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some one grabed a fire extinguisher (if that's the word)at my school and emptied it in the stairs.It was fun,they caught him.



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21 years ago
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destroy
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someone sprayed one in our apartment, i almost stabbed them

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth
everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

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21 years ago
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Sinister
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^that would piss me off too much...and a guy(who was a moron,by the way) wanted to be all cool and tough and just punched a window,obviously broke it,and when he was pulling it off he ripped his arm with the glass pieces and almost died of massive loss of blood...he ended up becoming a junkie.



'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
21 years ago
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Jasmine
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yeah it's probably not a good idea to kick stuff...




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21 years ago
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jtski
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slipknot you better name your kid Harvey



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21 years ago
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_alli_
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^what if its a girl? harvette?


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
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21 years ago
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Sinister
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if it's a girl mattie



'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
21 years ago
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five0
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name is harvey either way,,good stories guys
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21 years ago
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skiierman
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ohhh man, you should never kick random boxes lying around... could be homeless people inside them...


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21 years ago
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skierdudeguy
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hell yea. my box got kicked yesterday bitches.


its hard to care about swedes and liberals

21 years ago
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Vtsnowski
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smooth





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
21 years ago
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skifree919
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haahahi liked the story about the stealing of apple juice. That was funny. Whenever its windy in my school, all of the ceiling tiles blow away



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21 years ago
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ski-salomon
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hahahahhahahahaha thats awsome
21 years ago
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destroy
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hahaha, awesome.

in my middle school when it would rain a lot, the water would seep down and the carpet in the basement would get wet.

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth
everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

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21 years ago
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stevie.
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lmao ahahahahahahahaha that was the greatest thing ive heard today!






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