Replying to What you dont want to happen-a story about puke
so last night I got really drunk and I came home and there was a steak dinner sitting on the table so I was like SHIT FUCKIN' YEAH and ate up the steak dinner (which included mashed potatoes and mashed sweet potatoes, or maybe it was squash) then i smoked a bowl and made my way to bed but on the way I became rather dizzy and everything started to spin (the spins) so I climbed into bed hoping to sleep off this miserable feeling when the next thing i know i'm waking up and theres puke all up in my bed and shit and then a second later I gotta puke again so i get up to try and get to the bathroom, dont make it, and end up throwing up all over the general vicinity of my trashcan, which is to say, not close enough.
sparknotes version- I woke up in pools of partly digested steak dinner, then proceeded to eject even more partly digested foods.
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