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Student kills burglar with samurai sword

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pommes_vertes.
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bahaha, what a badass.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bal-md.samurai16sep16,0,114199.story?page=1






Sep 16 2009 11:15AM
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14.
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Cool Story Hansel!!!
Sep 16 2009 11:17AM
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p-fo
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shit thats crazy
Sep 16 2009 11:20AM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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haha thats so badass
Sep 16 2009 11:22AM
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Powdered_Donuts
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ha thats some crazy shit
Sep 16 2009 11:23AM
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looneygeorge
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I wonder if the the advertising intentional.
Sep 16 2009 11:27AM
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k-rob
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"samurai" sword is politically incorrect. a true samurai sword is a sword that belonged to a samurai, or was made by a swordmaker who made swords for samurai. modern katanas and wakizashis do not employ the use of nanobubbles found in true samurai swords, an ancient technique now lost to the ages and one that has never been replicated, a technique that made most samurai swords almost "unbreakable" and certainly much stronger than modern swords.
^yes, i wrote that myself, no copy/paste here.

and that's badass.
Sep 16 2009 11:29AM
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b-kul
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so crazy.
Sep 16 2009 11:29AM
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Big5hifty
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dude... crazy
Sep 16 2009 11:42AM
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Twaddler
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somebody buy that kid a beer
Sep 16 2009 11:42AM
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M+M
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your gay!
Sep 16 2009 11:45AM
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peyton
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i read the title of this thread out loud to a group of my friends as we are sitting in the library.. we all started laughing and we were told that we would have to leave if we keep "goofing off"
Sep 16 2009 11:45AM
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VT_FLO
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if somebody tries to charge him with a crime i'm going to shit bricks
Sep 16 2009 11:49AM
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natedogg789435
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yea it was. how do you know his name is hansel tho?????????????????????????? are you BF's????????
Sep 16 2009 12:13PM
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SteezeBall
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Similar shit happened to my uncle.  (vietnam vet.... maaadddd ptsd) He wakes up grabs his 12 guage, sneaks downstairs, and creeps up on the dude. He was real smart about it though. He shot him in the leg, and then just called the cops while they guy bled out on his kitchen floor.  sooo epic.
Sep 16 2009 12:35PM
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hey_dude_its_me
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Damn, I couldn't find him on Facebook...
Sep 16 2009 12:37PM
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Tinga
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"The incident was the second this week in which a man was wounded trying to commit a robbery. An off-duty Baltimore police officer shot and critically wounded a man who had tried to rob him at gunpoint in his Northeast Baltimore home, according to police. He chased the man for two blocks before opening fire, police said."

if this last guy doesnt get charged with a crime there is no reason for the student to be charged with a crime.
Sep 16 2009 12:40PM
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hey_dude_its_me
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I agree, but you can't expect a cop and a student to get the same treatment in the judicial system. But yea I doubt he will get in any trouble for this.
Sep 16 2009 12:41PM
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yojimbo
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some guy from my home city beat his girlfreind to death then fucked her corpse then cut her head off with a samurai sword then lit the apartment on fire and fled pretty recently.
Sep 16 2009 12:43PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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oh
Sep 16 2009 12:56PM
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8ONE657
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you do that too...?
i thought i was the only one hahah
when it's local i always check to see if i have mutual friends with that person ahaha


weird?
Sep 16 2009 1:03PM
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GORlLLA
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Yea, I wish I had a burglar so I can do that myself.
Sep 16 2009 1:17PM
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.Roockley.
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"He wasn't a ninja," Guglielmi said. "He may have been moderately trained or on the intermediate level."


so he was training to become a ninja?
Sep 16 2009 1:24PM
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Balto
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dude i am, its not easy
Sep 16 2009 1:27PM
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gmack24
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Baltimore is the most bad ass place ever. ever.
Sep 16 2009 1:29PM
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R-B-B
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fuck yeah.  they got dat PANDEMIC
Sep 16 2009 4:02PM
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hey_dude_its_me
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yea I do it all the time, I started with those kids who were burning down all those churches a few years ago, its usually hard to find criminals/suicide victims these days
Sep 16 2009 5:36PM
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hey_dude_its_me
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red tops ova heya red tops
Sep 16 2009 5:39PM
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jblaski
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Looks like a similar situation just happened a few hours ago  in Fitchburg WI. (Suburb of Madison). Someone protecting their own place. Love it !!

http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/crime_and_courts/article_b4185a76-a2fd-11de-8aa7-001cc4c002e0.html
Sep 16 2009 5:58PM
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WVskiing
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thats bad ass
Sep 16 2009 6:03PM
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no_steeze
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psh you're still training?

i lol'd at the wasn't a ninja quote
Sep 16 2009 6:03PM
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pommes_vertes.
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hah, thats like 15 minutes from me.  i should go take pictures.
Sep 16 2009 6:29PM
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kingsskier
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haha you win the award for under statement/reaction of the year!
Sep 16 2009 6:42PM
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Macaulay.Culkin
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badass

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Sep 16 2009 6:52PM
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B.Fantana
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thats epic. why couldn't they be specific about the length of the sword instead of saying it was 3 to 5 feet long
Sep 16 2009 7:00PM
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Uncle.Badness
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This is correct. I don't really understand why one would even own a wakizashi even for display, they're frickin huge. I also concur that is badass.
Sep 16 2009 7:00PM
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Jimmy.
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that's fucking awesome
Sep 16 2009 7:01PM
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timmi
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pppffffffffftttHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sep 16 2009 7:07PM
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basedjase
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wow thats badass
Sep 16 2009 7:13PM
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nealpgards
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speaking of samurai swords...


Sep 16 2009 7:22PM
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court7ney
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thats pretty nuts
Sep 16 2009 7:36PM
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SteezyOhio
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bitch was asking for it
Sep 16 2009 7:44PM
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cool.
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hhaha thats freakin baller.

"What did you do this weekend?"

"I killed a dude with a samurai sword. No big deal."
Sep 16 2009 7:49PM
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OneLove_skier
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haha what a bamf
Sep 16 2009 7:49PM
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tBatt
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The police spokesman said the student who wielded the weapon had no advanced sword training. "He
wasn't a ninja," Guglielmi said. "He may have been moderately trained or on the intermediate level."

I lol'ed.
Sep 16 2009 7:55PM
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Lambo*18
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badass as well!!!! if that dude gets charged with anything then thats bullshit, i hate how you can be charged for protecting yourself if your getting robbed! i understand killing someone is another story but if that person is stealing your shit, and decides they want to hurt you and you protect yourself with something and you accidently kill them, thats your fault for protecting yourself?! bullshit...
Sep 16 2009 9:24PM
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TotallyTrevor
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i didnt feel like reading it, but the title gave me a good chuckle
Sep 16 2009 9:53PM
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