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Fat kid with a knife... Morbidly epic

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Kmania
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hope its not a repost... enjoy, especially if you play tf2




Sep 15 2009 9:47PM
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iggyskier
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Holy shit I LOST it on the "quick draw"

Sep 15 2009 9:50PM
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Kmania
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i couldnt stop laughing through the whole thing
Sep 15 2009 9:51PM
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J-Evs
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magoon is the master
Sep 15 2009 9:52PM
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Mr.Plank
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epic.
Sep 15 2009 9:52PM
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dwhite
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that guy's hands must be fucked up
Sep 15 2009 9:53PM
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statuswhitegirl
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he stomped his stuff
Sep 15 2009 9:56PM
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Jorgen.
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All i could think the whole time was, how many times has that guy cut himself?
Sep 15 2009 9:56PM
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InkShrink
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I want those for my birthday
Sep 15 2009 9:57PM
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rj.
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do i sense a pun in the title? tehe
Sep 15 2009 9:57PM
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bout_it
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haha quick draw did it for me.
Sep 15 2009 9:57PM
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lineskier10
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that was fuckin sweet
Sep 15 2009 9:57PM
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b-kul
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didnt really find that funny. am i missing something?
Sep 15 2009 10:01PM
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.SimonB.
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i was teaching a kayak class to innercity kids from DC and they were latin gangsters who were apart of the gang MS-13, and they were so fast with those. they did it with such ease, i was kinda scared for my life. ///Ganster Interatction Claim

I wonder if there is a Latino on NS?
Sep 15 2009 10:02PM
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TGdude
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i love that just having a band-aid on your finger proves that the knives are sharp.
Sep 15 2009 10:05PM
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OscarTheGrouch
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you would not want to meet that kid in a dark alley.
i can just see him do the quick draw and say "ima fuck you up".
Sep 15 2009 10:07PM
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charmander
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i have that knife
Sep 15 2009 10:11PM
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Che~
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I wonder if there is a Latino that skis?
Sep 15 2009 10:17PM
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jimmer
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double quick draw. fuckin epic.
Sep 15 2009 10:23PM
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ski-swagga
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oh shit real proof that his knives are very sharp!! :O
Sep 15 2009 10:26PM
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sarahskis
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the belt...i want....that belt

Sep 15 2009 10:55PM
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willyg0808
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does he eat them after the vid ends?

Sep 15 2009 10:57PM
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thelizards
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and he doesn't even look at the knife the whole time, what a true southern gentleman
Sep 15 2009 11:02PM
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An10a_Eng
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"here is very real proof that my knifes are extremely sharp" hahahahahah
Sep 15 2009 11:15PM
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SeanTom
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this
Sep 15 2009 11:26PM
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k-rob
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butterfly knives are fuckin lame, and this video proves it.
Sep 15 2009 11:32PM
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SteezyOhio
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long live david "blasto" fettig
Sep 15 2009 11:34PM
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Davy.Crockett
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the quick draw is scary shit
Sep 15 2009 11:59PM
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japanada
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I bet he goes everywhere with those knives on his belt.
Sep 16 2009 5:38PM
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baethoven
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fat or not that kid just fuckin slayed it

Sep 16 2009 6:34PM
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pommes_vertes.
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i'm disappointed i watched that whole thing and he didn't even stab himself.
Sep 16 2009 6:38PM
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buckers
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In the knife world, these are quite possibly the gayest.
Sep 16 2009 6:40PM
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Tinga
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cute holsters
Sep 16 2009 6:50PM
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kingsskier
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Dude he can quick draw those on me day and night... Once I stop laughing till I piss myself, I just take a couple steps back and pull out a spoon and say "You call that a knife?"
Sep 16 2009 6:50PM
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PopsicleStand
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yeah i just dont understand what technical advantage he derives from this
Sep 18 2009 12:10AM
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NESblowjob
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i stavvss youzzz!!
Sep 18 2009 12:22AM
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NESblowjob
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dave fettig
         fegtit
         fegitt
Sep 18 2009 12:24AM
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no_steeze
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hahaha me too
Sep 18 2009 12:26AM
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GreenHorn
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hahaha as soon as i saw the holsters i died
Sep 18 2009 12:28AM
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*christ*
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the use of the word morbid made me think he was going to die or get morally wounded... so i watched the whole thing waiting.
Sep 18 2009 12:32AM
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Abc567def
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i bet he eats dinner with those/prob hunts dinner with those
Sep 18 2009 12:34AM
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Mr_Orange
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shits intense
Sep 18 2009 12:36AM
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griffin.paisley
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yeah, but how many times do you think hes cut himself?
Sep 18 2009 12:47AM
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baethoven
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for being fat or playing with his knives?
Sep 18 2009 12:48AM
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debrickshaw
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my fav part too
Sep 18 2009 12:53AM
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krystoff
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indeed, the best part is that i feel in no way intimidated.
Sep 18 2009 12:55AM
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Shifty540
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Man I loved the holsters as well. He looks like a fat extra from the show Texas Ranger. Seriously, he looks the part except for being both morbidly obese and morbidly epic
Sep 18 2009 2:11AM
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Nicholas.
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i dunno i thought it was really impressive....i can do a fuckload of stuff with a pencil or anything like it but thats a whole new thing.
Sep 18 2009 2:22AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i lolled :D
for those wondering how you train this?
you get a good, sharp one and you get one that's blunt, edges, grinded round, then you train with the dull one and show-off with the sharp one...
Sep 18 2009 5:01AM
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lostbananas
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bump
Sep 20 2009 9:42PM
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