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Making popcorn in the dorms should be illegal unless you plan on sharing.

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kepler.
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It smells SOOOOOOOOOO damn good!!
Sep 13 2009 11:11PM
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Pman13a
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hahaha
Sep 13 2009 11:12PM
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bout_it
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I love working at a movie theater.
Sep 13 2009 11:12PM
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Hannah.
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except when kids are stupid and always seem to burn it then it smells awful
Sep 13 2009 11:13PM
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InkShrink
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Until someone burns it, then you'll wish it was illegal.
Sep 13 2009 11:13PM
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Lanceasaurus
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damn i love that smell :)
Sep 13 2009 11:15PM
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bout_it
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It's the next AXE fragrance, haven't you heard???!!!
Sep 13 2009 11:18PM
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ClownPrince
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The only thing worse is when you have the only microwave in the hall, and everyone comes to your room to make popcorn. Then they leave...that's the full effect.

Definitely feeling your pain.
Sep 13 2009 11:20PM
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Valind
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so should beer.
Sep 13 2009 11:22PM
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Lanceasaurus
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sad faceeee
Sep 13 2009 11:39PM
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cheaaaaaa
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there should be designated popcorn poppers... soo many kids burn popcorn its redic... ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD.. today it took 3 trys to get it right.

some words of wisdom... dont go by the popcorn timer because half the time it dosent work out. the golden rule to go by is... after it starts popping like crazy you wait untill there is two seconds between pops... it comes out perfect every time.
Sep 13 2009 11:45PM
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Gall*
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Everyone says that but the popcorn timer has never let me down.
Sep 13 2009 11:48PM
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1337
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mine makes popcorn beautifully in 1:36, gotta love the button
Sep 13 2009 11:50PM
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Ben.
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exactly. 9 fire alarms first semester of last year, because of fucktards who cant use a microwave.
Sep 13 2009 11:50PM
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assface
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anyone else realize they said the same thing at the exact scond, 11:41:31 or something?
Sep 13 2009 11:51PM
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kool.aid.man
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like me who tries to make popcorn drunk every weekend and burns it >_
Sep 13 2009 11:52PM
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0ptions
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You know what should be illegal? playing inglorious basterds at full volume when I'm trying to sleep. Playing an acoustic guitar but you only know a few songs and can never seem to get them quite right at 2 in the morning. Oh wait, you aren't supposed to do those things late at night, yet my roommates are.
Sep 13 2009 11:53PM
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kool.aid.man
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welcome to college get used to it.
Sep 13 2009 11:56PM
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cheaaaaaa
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some ass whole plays bongos outside past one every single night, but if i close the windows it will get too hout to sleep... so our whole side of our building has to listen to this guy that sucks at playing bongos
Sep 14 2009 12:01AM
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no_steeze
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yes there's always that fucking dumbass who puts it in for like 10 mins and then leaves and it smells like shit and sets off the fire alarm
Sep 14 2009 12:06AM
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prontocuts.com
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get a REAL popcorn maker, rub it in their faces
Sep 14 2009 12:18AM
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TechnoPotamus
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i want some, but i have none. quite a predicament. but...i have pop tarts. and i fucking love pop tarts.

pop tarts FTW
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Sep 14 2009 12:24AM
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Jamestown
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BBQ in your dorm, see how it makes them feel when they can smell ribs everywhere.
Sep 14 2009 12:31AM
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jstemp
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yeah until one of those fuckers set off the alarm at 2am for burning the damn popcorn. and i have to walk my ass down 8 floors!
Sep 14 2009 12:35AM
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kool.aid.man
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just made kettle corn without burning it FTW.
Sep 14 2009 1:07AM
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Jamestown
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e-medal for you
Sep 14 2009 1:17AM
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Black-Bandanna
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My floor is infested with lax bros. But no popcorn.
Sep 14 2009 1:21AM
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Big_Spence
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First person to give me a legit torrent link gets 10/10 karmzzz.
Sep 14 2009 2:15AM
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assface
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not sure if its legit but ima DL it tomorrow
Sep 14 2009 2:22AM
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Big_Spence
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The size is suspicious. K nonetheless.
Sep 14 2009 2:24AM
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TechnoPotamus
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click the applet launcher thing to make it play on this site.

part 1

part 2
Sep 14 2009 2:24AM
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assface
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no, the size is right, i DLed similar size movies today and they work well, but the quality is ok, its ok for me cause i dled it for my zune
Sep 14 2009 2:25AM
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Big_Spence
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Only time will tell.
Sep 14 2009 2:27AM
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assface
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are you DLing it
?
Sep 14 2009 2:38AM
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Big_Spence
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It's done for me.
Would be good iPod/Zune, but shitty for an actual screen.
Sep 14 2009 2:47AM
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assface
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ok good, thanks for testing it haha, i wasnt sure if it was a virus cause i didnt think it would be out so soon
Sep 14 2009 2:56AM
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Holte
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It's 1:30am, and I was just getting into bed. But now I think I'll get up and make myself some popcorn. Wish I hadn't seen this thread.
Sep 14 2009 4:26AM
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PacificRimJob
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^its 3:51 AM, I'm currently working on a massive psych project, and now I know EXACTLY what i'm throwing in the microwave.

Oh, and the popcorn button on my microwave is ballllller fucking status. Sharp Turntable microwaves = the best.

Sep 14 2009 6:52AM
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Alkyy
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in one week my freshman year (finals week) the alarm went off 4 times all after midnight  because of people cramming for exams eating popcorn.  waking up at 3am when you have a test the next morning is not cool
Sep 14 2009 9:25AM
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8ONE657
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we burnt popcorn in our dorm at cheer camp and our entire squad had to sleep in the commons area that night..oooh punishment.
Sep 14 2009 9:37AM
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InkShrink
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Yeah, I was wondering when someone was going to notice that.
Sep 14 2009 10:05AM
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rYb
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popcorn only smells good when you make it properly
Sep 14 2009 10:12AM
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kepler.
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Which should be 100% of the time if you're not retarded.
Sep 14 2009 10:16AM
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Twaddler
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if you wanna help cover up the smell of blazing in your dorm, pop popcorn afterwards
Sep 14 2009 10:30AM
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rYb
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my sister must be retarded then, she screws popcorn up all the time.

Dumb bittie.

Sep 14 2009 10:31AM
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Pee_and_Ski
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some kid in my dorm caught his popcorn on fire two days ago, they had to call 911  and everthing
Sep 14 2009 10:39AM
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b-kul
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ummm no. sunbeam FTMFW!
Sep 14 2009 2:51PM
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BootySpunk.
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I have smelt no popcorn yet but the kids in the room next to me always talk about weed at like 1 in the mourning super fucking loud.
Sep 14 2009 2:57PM
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sammiedee
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my microwave just died a little while ago after 16 years of life. I had the time for popcorn so dialed but now we have this replacement one that is on steroids and burns everything
Sep 14 2009 4:58PM
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Sfish130
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Speaking of burning popcorn...


Last night at around 11 someone burnt popcorn in the LOBBY of our dorm complex , which happens to be right next to the SECURITY GAURD who sits there 24/7. I really hope they get their microwave privileges taken away for being retarded

and Idk if this is standard procedure at every school, but the fire department has to come every time the fire alarm goes off, whether it was a drill, moron, or actual fire

Sep 14 2009 6:14PM
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Ben.
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yes...
Sep 14 2009 7:44PM
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