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I am a father

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midwest_rep2
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 10
Of a brand new hang over. The worst i have ever had. I remember a hang over threat, maybe lets hear some bad hang over stories. Today i can't move or speak, I feel like throwing up. I woke up in my clothes. Last thing I remember is my friend i making a line of lighter fluid on our apartment floor and trying to have a bonfire on the carpet. fuck
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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
Feb 26 2004 4:48PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i thought this thread was gonna be about how cool it was to have your own kid. My brothers wife just had a baby. It's pretty cool to be an uncle.

No hangovers for me.

Coming Soon...
Feb 26 2004 5:00PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im dissapointed


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 26 2004 5:31PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 138
i thought you ejaculated into a females birth canal...now it's a drunk thread instead


TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Here Comes A Special Boy!
Feb 26 2004 6:38PM
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chris_01
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
congratulations
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powder gets me pisted off
Feb 26 2004 7:50PM
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*ELLA*
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 11
yea i was looking forward to 'i got this girl pregnant, what the fuck should i do?' theres tons of drunk threads out there, probably some cults too
~Ella


GIRLS OF NS REPRESENT

*if you are going to fuck up, fuck up big*
Feb 26 2004 7:54PM
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midwest_rep2
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 10
OK, well once my girlfriend's period was way off for some reason and i thought I was a father. She actually had me look at abortion clinics in our surrounding area until one day her period came! but it was scary
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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
Feb 26 2004 7:58PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
i thought you were acutally gonna post about how you were a father and i was gonna say 'that sucks, the next 18 years and 9 months of your life will be a bitch'

Feb 26 2004 8:46PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
There's a drunkeness cult? Wow sign me up.
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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
Feb 26 2004 9:09PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 138
drinking is very bad, get drunk off of love...huuugs!


TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Here Comes A Special Boy!
Feb 26 2004 9:10PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
drinking is very bad. do drugs instead.
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Feb 26 2004 10:17PM
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stixonmtholly
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the worst hang over is when you wake up after having the dry heaves and your stomach is just grumbling but you know food is just not a good idea and you still have the taste of the booze you drank the night before in your mouth.
Best cure for a hangover is soda water and bitters, old bartenders trick. 3oz of soda water and a few shakes of Ambrosia Bitters, it doesn't taste very good but the effects are truly amazing. Give it a try or feel like shit all day.


***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***
Feb 27 2004 6:55AM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
drugs are bad
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Feb 27 2004 8:56AM
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huckmynuts
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 10
^^awesome


The shit hasnt even begun to hit the fan
Feb 27 2004 8:57AM
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