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I turn old today

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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
The big 1 - 8! What what!




Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)
Feb 26 2004 4:46PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch
Feb 26 2004 4:53PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
Happy Birthday, but if 18's old, I must be ancient at 25. Enjoy it, 18 is a good age to be.


life is too short to have any regrets
Feb 26 2004 5:00PM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
happy birthday to youuu



Blunt_Apparel
Feb 26 2004 5:03PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
enjoy it while you can....the next two aren't that special, and three years from now is the last cool birthday you will have. but congratulations on still being alive



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Feb 26 2004 5:05PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
happy birthday!
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That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Feb 26 2004 5:22PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
ah, i remember 18, it was a good year... wait.. it was last year.
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Feb 26 2004 5:24PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
yeah if 18 is old then.......yeah.

but have fun and happy birthday. make sure you get trashed





wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
Feb 26 2004 5:29PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
spread your legs for me sweety pie


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 26 2004 5:30PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
^^ you would say something like that... lol

Motherfuckers...
Feb 26 2004 5:31PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,144
Yeah, you shouldve put off the whistler trip until next year though, you can't drink up here yet. But still, happy BDay


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Feb 26 2004 5:34PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
maybe this poor girl needs some head for b-day, i will give it to her for free if she wants, but since she turned 18 then i gotta do it for 18 hours which is kind of jaw hurting, thats why id rather do it to like 1 or 2 year olds


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 26 2004 5:37PM
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BigDNast-EE
Posts: 731 - Karma: 10
lateralis...go for like an hour...then put her on a damn fuck/suck machine...aka your vacuum cleaner hose w/ a stand
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Telestar6:
Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.
Feb 26 2004 5:42PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
happy birthday from canada!



I like my women, like i like my coffee. Grinded up and put in the freezer.
'10$ for the bible?! How much for the koran?'-karl
Feb 26 2004 6:10PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
yay! you can vote. congrats!




''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''
P. J. O'Rourke
Feb 26 2004 6:11PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
go out and get piss drunk, then send in the video
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Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck

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Feb 26 2004 6:18PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I'm going to go try and use a vacum cleaner and see if it works I'll get back and tell you guys the results.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch
Feb 26 2004 6:28PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
it feels great with a vacuum


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 26 2004 8:16PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
No it doesnt it hurts like a mother my dick was smacking around the vacum hose it kinda didnt feel that good.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch
Feb 26 2004 8:18PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
lol, Lat.

Happy B-Day!




when I saw the subject'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm. - Phrosty

I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!! -PhattTim

'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis




~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Feb 26 2004 8:42PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
mmmm head from a 5hp shop vac. thats what i'm talkin bout...




You Don't Realize What You Have Untill It's Taken Away.
Feb 26 2004 8:46PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 138
dustbuster!

and yea, happy birthday, enjoy it


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Here Comes A Special Boy!
Feb 26 2004 8:54PM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
No biggie about the 19 year old drinking age. I'm a chick I can find boys to buy the goods for me. That and I don't look 18, I look early twentys (so I'm told) and to top it all of I have an older brother who is very good about supplying me with alchy.
And my birthday rocked, chocolate cake and snowboarding! :)




Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)
Feb 26 2004 10:12PM
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